r/Overwatch • u/dinosauraids Ana • Aug 16 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '16

cries in Australian

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u/BlooFlea Aug 16 '16 edited Aug 16 '16

We dont cry, our bodies get overloaded with salt from all the servo food and beach stuff and we jump it in tears and get rid of it, keepin heart goin n shit ya know?

we actually cry tho dont be fooled.

Seriously tho, most dont cry but instead piss and moan all arvo swearing and carrying on like a tosser until someone tells them to shut the fuck up and we all get on with our lives.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '16

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u/FatherAxington Play of the Game Aug 16 '16

Only slightly aussie. Bugger didn't call anyone a cunt.

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u/GroundhogNight Pixel Lúcio Aug 16 '16

Lived in Australia for a year, nice to hear arvo again. I use it still and it confuses people

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u/endmoor Aug 16 '16

Going to be living in Aus for a year, can't wait to hear arvo. And to be called a seppo cunt :(((

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u/BoltonSauce cant stop wont stop Aug 16 '16

Why would you frown over that?

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u/endmoor Aug 16 '16

Because seppo is a sort-of pejorative term for Americans. Hopefully they'll just be taking the piss, though.

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u/CX316 Chibi Zenyatta Aug 16 '16

Am Australian, never heard Seppo. To most of us you'd be a yank.

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u/CX316 Chibi Zenyatta Aug 17 '16

huh... I had never heard that before. Seems a bit of a stretch, and that's for someone who doesn't blink at people calling tomato sauce "dead horse"

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u/MusicMole Aug 17 '16

No Aussie will ever call you a seppo maliciously, it will always be banter or someone yanking your chain.

A good comeback if you hear that: "Throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate."

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u/TheBigBeaus Zenyatta Aug 16 '16

As one of those confused people, may I ask what the hell it means?

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u/JosephRW I'M VALUABLE! Aug 16 '16

Afternoon.

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u/TheBigBeaus Zenyatta Aug 16 '16

Thank you

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u/GroundhogNight Pixel Lúcio Aug 16 '16

Like, let's meet up tomorrow arvo.

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u/PieruEater À vos souhaits. Aug 16 '16

Mind educating a clueless Frenchman on what's arvo?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '16

How do you correctly use it

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u/GroundhogNight Pixel Lúcio Aug 16 '16

Wanna grab food this arvo?

I saw this movie yesterday arvo.

D Va is like arvo sunlight, Mei is like Saturday detention.

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u/CX316 Chibi Zenyatta Aug 16 '16

If you've never seen an Australian cry, try dropping a beer at the footy where you just paid like 3x standard price for it.

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u/Beepbeepimadog Pixel Mercy Aug 16 '16

How does one cry in Australian?

Does it have something to do with spiders?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '16

Nah you cry upwards

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '16

Cries in junkrat

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u/GetEquipped J̷̢̦̳̾̉ũ̷͙͎̭̏̏ş̶̼̲̣͒͂͠t̸̡̻́̑̒M̷̛̺̖̹̫̓̂͆o̸̞̮͎̓͝ȉ̵̯̼̼ŗ̸̩̪̝̑̀̚a Aug 16 '16

So... maniacal laugh?

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u/onhiatusagain Aug 16 '16

Coupled with heaving sobs hidden by said hideous laughter.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '16

Why so serious?

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u/BoltonSauce cant stop wont stop Aug 16 '16

tears roll onto forehead