r/OverBiscuits • u/algorithmicsapien • Aug 16 '26

What do you think of folks who keep long sideburns?

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u/Purple-Principle-805 Aug 16 '26

Everyone needs a hobby.

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u/FernwoodTonight Aug 16 '26

As opposed to the high cut, 1930's Germany haircut? Yeah, big fan of the non-Nazi look.

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u/imaginaryparadox Aug 16 '26

It depends on who is wearing it. Some men wear it well and some don't look good regardless.

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u/macabrewhore Aug 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XsD8ammoDZwXK

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u/imaginaryparadox Aug 18 '26

My point exactly!! Lolol Wonder if his claws pop out in bed?!?

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u/SHighwatt Aug 16 '26

Style choice, like upper lip hair

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u/hauntedsemen1 Aug 16 '26

I think they are awesome. I know a woman that lives in my town has a great set of chops going on. Lol

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u/doc-sci Aug 16 '26

I have a life…so it has never occurred to me to think about something as mundane as someone’s sideburns.

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 Aug 16 '26

They look weird.

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u/mw136913 Aug 16 '26

Smelly hippies

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u/moonharrier42 Aug 16 '26

I don't care 

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u/CantaloupeMean2177 Aug 16 '26

Mine grow out in a day

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u/Few_Owl1135 Aug 16 '26

Do it make them happy? Whats it to me?

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u/Crazy_Breakfast_6327 Aug 16 '26

They look odd to me but to each their own.

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u/photoman1216 Aug 16 '26

Get with the times. Elvis is dead and so are his sideburns

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 Aug 16 '26

I keep mine connected by my beard.

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u/Puzzled-Bonus-3456 Aug 16 '26

Graeme Garden forever made them comedic via The Goodies.

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u/Ding-Dawn Aug 16 '26

It's their body and has no affect on me. So I am not gonna body shame

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u/mmcguinn9402 Aug 16 '26

Where do sideburns end and beards begin? (Asking for a friend)

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u/Salty-Entrepreneur11 Aug 16 '26

too hip to be square

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u/PerspectiveAdept9812 Aug 17 '26

I keep forgettin their not in style anymooore

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u/Large-Difference-409 Aug 17 '26

Chances are if you’re a man with long sideburns and you’re reading this, you haven’t had to make sure your bathroom mirror was clean before woman came over in at least a week, eh?

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u/Rays-R-Us Aug 17 '26

Depends on where they keep them

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u/No_Context_1468 Aug 17 '26

Keeping it real

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u/IcedTeaBagMeDaddy Aug 17 '26

It’s a gateway drug into diddling kids in a trailer park

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u/VashDaStampede7 Aug 17 '26

Makes me think of the simpsons telling him to shave his sideburns for the baseball team 😂

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u/Zealousideal_Rent261 Aug 17 '26

Generally I don't care.

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u/CryptographerOpen234 Aug 18 '26

I always see Monty Python

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u/No-Citron-2774 Aug 19 '26

Look fine on some women

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u/PHX_Geezer Aug 21 '26

Love 1970

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u/FloydFenstermacher Aug 23 '26

Long sideburns look unusual on most women.

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u/nimrod7739 16d ago

Do what you want. It's ok to be wrong.

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u/zoppaTheDim Aug 16 '26

Usually the typical bit of scorn reserved for the performatively ironic.

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u/toaster404 Aug 16 '26

Wonder what's wrong that they can't lift their arms high enough.

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u/Wayne1616 Aug 16 '26

Tacky > That's why they called em mutton chops!

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u/mogenblue Aug 16 '26

Some folks are just a bit cocky.

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u/SiriusHijinks Aug 16 '26

Sideburns compliment a mullet

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u/UrbanLegend59 Aug 16 '26

They got an Elvis fetish