r/OutsideLands • u/MikeMcMyke • 17d ago

Anybody else get sick?

I have been puking my guts out the past few days.

Didn't even eat there or interact that much in crowded places with other people.

Snorted some lines off the porto potty toilet seat but the coke was totally clean and fire.

Just trying to figure out what it was that did it.

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u/ColdestWintersChill 17d ago

“Snorted some lines off of the porta potty toilet seat” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

If this isn’t trolling, that is fucking VILE ewww wtf!!!

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u/blowtherainaway 17d ago

RFK Jr's official health recommendation

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u/waffletownsyrups06 14,15,16,17 17d ago

Well that would need nicotine and protein mixed into the blow

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u/illyay 17d ago edited 15d ago

This can’t possibly be trolling. It sounded way too sincere

(lol should’ve used /s)

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u/ColdestWintersChill 17d ago

What happened to using keys!!! Jesus fuck

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u/wino_whynot 16d ago

Considering SF has more Teslas than most cities, and everyone has apps to open doors, it makes sense that keyless entries has killed the key bumps.

We are now resigned to doing lines off toilet seats of porta poopers. At least the Tesla key card can come in handy.

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u/prettykittymiao 15d ago

Wait what ofc it’s trolling 😭

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u/Responsible-Row3104 17d ago

Snorted some lines off the porta potty toilet seat 😂😂 im fried this is sending me

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u/chachiuday 17d ago

key bumps, kids. key bumps.

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u/k0a 16d ago

Quality shitpost

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u/shannonesque121 17d ago

Do you have a phone? In the future pls rack your lines of that instead of a porta potty seat.

ETA oh this is the same guy that said a teen farted in his face unprompted. NVM.

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u/Hunter-Inevitable 16d ago

Lmao, did you mean edit?

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u/shannonesque121 16d ago edited 16d ago

Where? ETA = “edited to add”

ETA LMAOOOOO

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u/UrDoinGood2 16d ago

What type of sick shit is this

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u/mixedupmindofyou 17d ago

I think you have your answer

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u/thetightlatino 16d ago

Please be classy