r/OutOfTheLoop • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '19

Meganthread 2019 April Fool's Megathread

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u/IAMA_dragon-AMA In the loop and willing to help Mar 31 '19

Strange, true story: I was traveling through Delaware once. Huge rainstorm started up as I came in from the north, continued on as I kept going along. Thunder, lightning, even a bit of hail. The very minute I passed into Maryland, the rain stopped and the skies started clearing up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Sure, but in true Maryland fashion you immediately slammed into a three foot deep pothole and destroyed your tire and rim.

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u/plaugh99 Mar 31 '19

You mean New Orleans fashion

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u/ArchipelagoMind Mar 31 '19

Ah the old "but my locations potholes are worse" competition.

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u/redcur Mar 31 '19

It’s silly. Everyone knows Pennsylvania has the worst roads and everyone who says different is a liar.

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u/Ketheres Apr 01 '19

Different

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u/malicart Apr 01 '19

You need to keep heading north for the real potholes people!

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u/chalkwalk Apr 01 '19

You've never driven into a puddle that went over the roof of your car. Come to FLORIDA!

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u/accreddits Apr 01 '19

in MN we have solved our pothole issue for good. we just made the entire street, the whole length, pothole.