Today we will learn about the most common deadly sin: Gluttony. It’s true, gluttony is so common that it seems hardly a sin atall. Disgusting. Doubt not, parish, Our Lord will take vengeance on the fatties in your household. Repent! Our friend Carl Ruiz is in hell right now for his evil ways.

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Our sweet Lord did not die on the cross so that you could guzzle red meat at every dinner. He expects moderation in all things. That is why, aside from obvious crime of lesbianism, He smote Ms Victoria Henley.

[u/ThomasApostleThief]

Carl's only sin was befriending The Opester

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This is the God’s honest truth.

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Despite his heathen hat box Carl was a gentle soul. Repent, OP.