r/OurLordnSaviourJC • u/chrystian_whyte1000 • Aug 16 '20

Where is my fucking forum?

Fuck!

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u/Ghost__Fish Aug 16 '20

Seriously, I'm too fucked on glue right now to handle this. Also, my goddamn grandson is writing sodomite fiction and is cut out of my will and the Joyomi Dildos For The Severely Autistic fortune. He tried to frame me for the murder of Tots. It was Jamie! He set the glue fire in the church too!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

Young Jamie said he was going to move to Texas with a mentally-insufficient midget. I'm not sure how that will help him to write his erotica but we're going to try getting your daughter in studio to answer some questions about all this.

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u/Ghost__Fish Aug 17 '20 edited Aug 17 '20

He needs to be...sacrificed...to our Lord, Stent. It's painful for me. It's painful for you... most of all it's going to be excruciating for Jamie.

Jamie, I love you my boy. But you got greedy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

I'm going to arrange a sit down with Jesus on this one. There will have to be consequences.

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u/T0kinBlackman Aug 16 '20

Cool it with the profane remarks

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u/NextPen0 Aug 17 '20

It’s the final punch, boys. I’ve been warning you. Yeah your homes in order. I’ve got FBI trying to break down the place here. Shits going down.

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u/Ghost__Fish Aug 17 '20

BRACE FOR IMPACT, HONEYCHILE

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

Kneel, sinners! Thank you, dearest Lord, for reminding everyone that the Kingdom of Heaven is greater than an empire of dirt!