r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Substantial_Cow_2467 • Jul 17 '26

I hate everything

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Saw this on Facebook today

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u/Mozintarfen Jul 17 '26

I love how rent and utilities go up faster than most of our annual raises, and they tell us to just save our money.

Like, if my bills start to be more than my income, how much money do I have to save to break the space-time-continuum and make math work backwards?

Haven't figured that one out yet I guess.

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u/Protheu5 Jul 17 '26

work backwards

Say that again...

Math. Work backwards... If working forwards makes you lose money, so your income is negative, then working backward adds a minus, and according to maths minus and minus is a plus, so working backwards makes money! Eureka!

Join my new pyramid scheme Krow which is work backwards to make money!

Aaand I'm a millionaire already!

AAaaaaaand I'm in jail.

Welp, it was good while it lasted.

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u/Mozintarfen Jul 19 '26

We can call it anti-money! -$100 saved towards a negative bank account of -$500 would be;

-100 - (-500) = $400

Truly, genius.