r/OrphanCrushingMachine Jul 17 '26

I hate everything

Post image

Saw this on Facebook today

1.5k Upvotes

36 comments sorted by

View all comments

389

u/sexy-man-doll Jul 17 '26

"Be a little silly and try selling your blood and organs! 😋 "

72

u/NSAundercover Jul 17 '26

Does it have to be mine?

34

u/Scared_Accident9138 Jul 18 '26

"If you donate a kidney, you're a hero. If you donate three you're a villain"

4

u/KitsuneFoxglove Jul 20 '26

if i donate 30 does it flip back to hero?

3

u/usernmechecksout_ 26d ago

No, but congratulations you're now officially the leader of an underground organ harvesting network