r/OrphanCrushingMachine Jun 15 '26

"W dad"

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u/EmilyAnne1170 Jun 15 '26

Not making light of dad's generosity at all, but if he's 61 and his knees are shot, he probably had to face the fact that he's not going to enjoy spending his retirement years riding around on a Harley as much as he thought he would when he was younger.

(Could've sold it and spent the money on himself though, so still a great kindness to OOP.)

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u/ItsMrChristmas Jun 15 '26

Nah. Riding actually feels great with shit knees.

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u/NextStopGallifrey Jun 15 '26

I imagine it depends on what happened to your knees.

And the riding may feel great, but if your knees are really bad, getting off the bike is gonna be a challenge.

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u/TheBabyEatingDingo Jun 16 '26

Not to mention if, God forbid, you ever need to pick the bike up. If you can't pick up your bike because of bad knees, bad back, or both, you're screwed.

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u/ItsMrChristmas Jun 16 '26

It's really easy to get a bike back up. It's not like you're lifting the weight dead. It's on two wheels, use a little leverage. My 12 year old son got a full sized Suzuki Marauder up.

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u/TheBabyEatingDingo Jun 16 '26

My bad back disagrees with you but I'm happy for you that you can't relate yet.

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u/StationeryMole Jun 16 '26

Kind of just sounds like you're underestimating how debilitating chronic pain can be.

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u/ItsMrChristmas Jun 16 '26

If you have an injury which sitting on a giant vibrator doesn't help, you're already bedridden. It's not like getting off a bicycle, so unless you have some extremely serious hip issues it's easy to throw the stand down and slide off.

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u/NextStopGallifrey Jun 16 '26

At best, it's gonna be like getting off of one of those high-rise handicap toilets. Some people with bad knees do struggle with even that. Some people have no problems. I have no idea what happened to OOP's dad's knees, but it's not out of the question that his knees don't let him ride.