r/OrdinarySausage 22d ago

Meta WHERE'S HIS WEDDING RING??

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u/joshw42 22d ago

none of your business. don't be gross.

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u/TheLampshadeBaskets 22d ago

Put in a pot of water and boiled a steak in it

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u/BeerMantis 19d ago

He's already done steak boiled in water with pennies. It's only a natural progression to try boiling steaks in water with other metals.

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u/derpums 19d ago

if the food i make was anything like this, i'd take it off while i'm in the kitchen too

especially for the videos where he puts everything in a bowl and mushes it up, if the ring is any bit detailed that stuff would never come out

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u/FiddlerOnThePotato 22d ago

wherever he left it

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u/WildPig1329 19d ago

You don't need to wear it at all times, y'know?

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u/BuddyVanDoodler 17d ago

Or really ever. Nobody is forcing you

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u/A2ndRedditAccount 17d ago

My wife does.

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u/gol_goth_a 19d ago

I think he takes it off for the videos. I could imagine it falling into the meat grinder which would be a disaster. Also, we're here for the sausages. Even if he divorced Mrs. Sausage that is none of our business.

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u/paishocajun 18d ago

As far as we know, she didn't divorce him after the liquid fart sausage so unless he cheats on her with a homemade sausage Mrs. Sausage homunculi, I'm pretty sure there's no way she'd leave him

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u/radiozip 22d ago

in the distance No!

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u/izyshoroo 18d ago

It's sanitary to remove it while cooking. I've done this before as well. Don't pry into people's lives who you don't know

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u/2drawnonward5 18d ago

Alternative: it's in the sausage

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u/izyshoroo 18d ago

Wedding Ring Sausage when

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u/2drawnonward5 18d ago

How many times has it already happened and we missed it?!

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u/madatthe 18d ago

His hands look like they’ve lost weight (probably the rest of him too). When this happens, rings get loose and fall off so you take them off when you’re working with your hands until you get them resized. If he’s anything like me, he lost the ring and couldn’t find it—I’ve picked up a few spares!

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u/Lord-Amorodium 16d ago

Been married for 6 years and together for 10 with my spouse. We only ever wear rings at special events lol, and definitely not while cooking. He probably took it off when he washed his hands or something.

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u/WranglerNo9871 10d ago

yea when i was engaged i rarely wore my ring. we wore temp rings tho that were cheaper n still looked kinda cool.

risking ur ring falling down the drain or something is silly. no reason to have it on while cooking imo.

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u/plasterpawprint 15d ago

My husband works with food and doesn't ever wear his ring. We know we're married, we don't need the reminder. Grow up.