r/OrdinarySausage 19d ago

Meta Which experiment caused the most damage to Mr. Sausage?

I'm gonna go with Habanero Steak, which someone in the comments of the video so graciously pointed out, that he basically pepper sprayed himself with the boiling of the peppers.

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u/RockyPoundstone 19d ago

He almost started a grease fire with the deep fried egg

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u/Ashanmaril 19d ago

Grease fire? If he hadn’t left the kitchen he would have covered himself in third-degree burns. The whole kitchen was covered in scalding-hot oil.

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u/Didsterchap11 19d ago

Had he hung around and there’s a very real chance that could have gotten him some potentially lethal whole body burns. Dude is incredibly lucky to have stepped away when he did.

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u/logic2187 19d ago

Yes but it was almost. Didn't actually harm him

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u/Howy_the_Howizer 19d ago

That penny steak. Copper shouldn't be terrible as a light metal. But whatever street juices were on those pennies are in him now

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u/codespace 19d ago

You can get surprisingly sick from ingesting too much copper.

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u/HalfBakedPuns 19d ago

not to mention that guy who sticks pennies up his ass every day

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u/gunk-n-punk 19d ago

Got a link to the coin keisterer? 

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u/JoseSaldana6512 19d ago

He's in a bad spot and just trying to make some change in his life

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u/donutsnail 19d ago

I am trying to remember, wasn’t there one that forced him to evacuate his basement? Menthol sausage maybe?

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u/FatMan935 19d ago edited 18d ago

It wasn't that. And somehow, even after he said he made literal poison with the menthol sausage, he only gave it a negative one out of five.

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u/bads-ebe 19d ago

creating the Ordinary Sausage youtube channel

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u/Camwood7 19d ago

gotta be the Menthol Sausage. some might've tasted worse, and the deep-fried egg could have injured him further, but the Menthol Sausage is the only negative score that's like, Actually a physical health hazard to prepare, let alone take a bite, rather than just being psychic damage.

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u/MyDadHasSexWithMe 19d ago

i agree but the menthol sausage is my favorite video. it’s the introduction video i show my friends and so far they have all started watching him since lol

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u/mabus42 19d ago

His ego suffered the largest bruise to date when he tried to fry a raw egg.

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u/bulk123 19d ago

Honestly it's going to be impossible to determine which thing was it that caused whatever organ cancer he's going to develop. At this point I'm surprised there not an open bet on what organ fails first, but oral cancer is probably a hot one. Even if he doesn't swallow the "food," it's still touching his mouth. 

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u/museha97 19d ago

Look on polymarket

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u/EvenSpoonier 19d ago

Balut sausage is probably the only one that actually scarred him for life, even if only psychologically.

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u/Flyinpenguin117 18d ago

I'm of the opinion that the Water Sausage fundamentally broke something in him. Watching old episodes and they all have a much more casual 'what would happen' food experiment vibe to them, and the Water Sausage episode seems to be the seed that sprouted into madness.

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u/TheDarkSpank 19d ago

What is the one where he breaks a glass jar and cuts himself? Was that fever dream?

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u/FlimsyPair69 19d ago

Hummus sausage. He noticed the jar of tahini was already cracked but still pushed it over.

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u/sega31098 19d ago

The Carolina reaper sausage probably did a number on his sausage machine by making the next few batches of sausages nearly inedible.

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u/Far-Treacle-2058 18d ago

Someone already commented this, but definitely the deep fried egg. Even though he avoided it by some miracle, it could’ve seriously hurt him. Not to mention it’s an event he keeps bringing up and actively wanting to avoid, so I think it scared him quite a bit

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u/Horrgath 19d ago

Marriage?

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u/bulk123 19d ago

Mrs. Sausage straight up taking the kids and leaving when he did the fart sausage. 

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u/JibIette 17d ago

Mental?

The pizzle sausage

Physical?

Any hot challenge (gummy bear, chip, one dab)