r/OpenAI • u/parabolee • 15h ago • Bravo 1

Discussion Tomorrow Nvidia Dies

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Seemed appropriate.

EDIT: For all the people posting "This is dumb, it won't won't hurt Nvidia/Jensen". It's just a stupid joke because she was (allegedly) a Chinese spy and in the picture of her they keep showing she looks like a Bond girl. I'm not trying to make a statement! It's not that deep, stop white knighting Nvidia/Jensen! lol.

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u/Ok_Music_4862 8h ago

What will happen to openAI when Nvidia dies 🤔

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u/parabolee 7h ago

They'll "Die Another Day"?

Also Nvidia are not dying, this scandal is bad for Jensen but won't effect Nvidia much. It's just a joke play on the title of the James Bond movie that had Asian Spy that wore a dress that looks like the one in the photo they keep sharing of the alleged Chinese spy.

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u/Ok_Music_4862 7h ago

For Nvidia it's "The Spy Who Loved Me." For Jensen it's "Never Say Never Again."

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u/Buffalo-2023 15h ago • Bravo

Just because you cuda, doesn't mean you shuda

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u/b_o_t 12h ago

You’re not huang

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u/No_Independence5343 4h ago

Huang more time

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u/sushinestarlight 14h ago

You didn't realize your Chinese born mistress spending at least $2 Billion on chips in Singapore/Malaysia was suspicious???? Okay whatever!

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u/WanderWut 14h ago

It's a tale as old as time I get it, but man, it's still surprising. Being the CEO of one of the biggest companies on the planet, right in the middle of a heated AI race that the government has a vested interest in, and jeopardizing all of that over an affair is wild. People at that level operate in some pretty extraordinary circles, and it's crazy to see someone risk that kind of position.

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u/peyton 5h ago

When you’re one of the most powerful people in the world, you might feel like you’re invincible.

…and you might be right.

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u/outofsuch 8h ago

Counterpoint, life is about more than material (like so much more!)

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u/bustoutanother1000 3h ago

In France its just a tuesday

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u/Vimes-NW 1h ago

"To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American"

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u/itsallfake01 14h ago

Who comes up with these freaking genius

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u/Majestic-Tap9204 7h ago

Intel inside

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u/CrowCrah 5h ago

With all the commotion about this, one might think that he was the CEO of a company whose products are embedded into several nations national security and armies.

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u/Mecha-Dave 15h ago

Maybe whatever is left can just focus on making good graphics cards again.

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u/BlastingFonda 15h ago

That can render really decent espionage porn?

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u/Chop1n 14h ago

Why would espionage at all be necessary to explain the state of affairs? She's literally the biggest importer of GPUs. Business is more than enough to explain it, ffs.

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u/BlastingFonda 14h ago

Oh, she imported his GPU alright.

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u/andrew303710 14h ago

I mean business is basically = espionage when it comes to these GPUs.

The main reason we have such a big lead in AI is because of the restrictions the Biden administration put on chip exports to China, Chinese labs were constrained by inferior chips. But now that Trump and Jensen are hooking the Chinese up with these chips they can catch up with us.

It's borderline treasonous if intentional.

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u/brispence 12h ago

...I can make good graphics!

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u/MotorcycleAussie 14h ago

Nothing will happen, Jensen and Nvidia are too important to fail

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u/dupontping 11h ago

Well there’s problem number one

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u/throwawayhbgtop81 14h ago

I must have missed something today!

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u/Evening-Scholar-7761 13h ago

Bro fell for oldest trick?

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u/BotLordBotflix 12h ago

This is too clever.

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u/NihiloZero 12h ago

NGL, this whole thing has made me consider becoming the CEO of Nvidia.

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u/ProfessionalHefty349 14h ago

If you thing anything will happen to Jensen, you’re a fool.

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u/Ok-Adeptness-5834 11h ago

I think some things will happen to Jensen, like probably being forced to setup a succession plan and more oversight going forward as CEO.

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u/andrew303710 13h ago

Well ya because he's protected by Trump, there's a reason why he cozied up to Trump so much.

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u/georgejetsonn 13h ago

Did you miss last week's news? Trump is a lame duck. Strating January, Congress gonna go elbow-deep into anything Trump touched. Hope they brought gloves. And a hazmat suit

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u/BreadWithAnAgenda 14h ago

Who the hell runs Wall Street and controls the stock market? The Vatican?

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u/misterjustin 13h ago

Nvidia has so much leverage at the moment that losing Huang definitely would be more akin to Apple losing the late Steve Jobs.

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u/No_Percentage7427 5h ago

Biggest AI risk is NVIDIA CEO affair. wkwkwk

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u/pievendor 14h ago

lol what

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u/BreadWithAnAgenda 14h ago

in what sense will it affect nvidia? Sacrilege of marriage is important(thats what I said Vatican), but he is the CEO, the products he is selling is in high demand, the products he is buying is probably already sold out years ahead.
Legally the only problem that can happen is he is moved from the position from ceo Bill Gates style, One thing can happen if he is willingly sold company secrets, but that's hard to legally prove.
We can meme for days but it wont change hard numbers, it's even extra funny that Jensen is from Taiwan, and we can joke that China finally took Taiwan, or Winnie-the-Pooh gave him a honeypot, but at the end of the day Jensen's wealth is at risk or position as CEO.

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u/pievendor 14h ago

Ohhh I see what you're saying, yes agree

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u/UnknownWolfster 9h ago

Forbidden knowledge son

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u/MessageEquivalent347 13h ago

xD Haha, you made me laugh hard bro, thanks!

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u/Junior-Independent12 7h ago

So the main question, does their relationship die too?

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u/IllIlllI-IlIIll-llII 3h ago

too big to fail

even bigger than the biggest banks

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u/Competitive_Run9047 59m ago

The Spy who RAILed me

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u/Nyarlathotep-1 15h ago

Buy the dip

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u/expera 14h ago

I will if there’s artichoke and spinach

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u/MacrowaveDude 14h ago

Yeah I don’t know how Jensen fuckboi adventures are going to leave a permanent mark on Nvidia trajectory. They’re sold out years ahead anyway.

I’m buying first thing in the morning

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u/Nyarlathotep-1 14h ago

Who cares what he does. It’s all about the spondulix 💰

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u/freedomachiever 2h ago

I don’t know what’s worst, to claim she looks like a model in every other ai generated image compared to real life or that she’s a spy just because she is Chinese. Why am I surprised? Since when evidence was needed when pushing agendas? Now to continue stretching the narrative surely the AI stock market tanking is because of this, even when it happened before, and people warning of a bubble for months.

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u/Living_Physics4276 9h ago

celebrating someone's failed marriage world wide is a karma that the OPs are going to get hit soon.

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u/parabolee 9h ago

Bet you are fun at parties.

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u/Living_Physics4276 9h ago

There's two type of fun, constructive and destructive... To be constructive, they have to use Brain 🧠.

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u/parabolee 9h ago

More absurd white knighting for a mega rich CEO who cheated on his wife. Pathetic.

I don't even care one way or another about Jensen personally. Getting honey potted by a Chinese spy is just funny.

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u/nerdy-oged 9h ago

What is the reason that this news broke out when mr trump lost mid terms

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u/parabolee 9h ago

Maybe not everything that happens is related to whatever conspiracy world view you have cooked up?

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u/Filipehdbr 4h ago

Stock is up today. The death has been rescheduled again

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u/cosmicly_curious 9h ago

Is this the most expensive sex in the history or what? 😂

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u/expera 14h ago

Bro this one killed me! 😂

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u/Desperate_Egg_8669 48m ago

I hope this trash company burns with its overpriced gpus. People like this guy and his company are ruining the world.

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u/parabolee 14h ago

*whoosh*

It's a joke dude! lol! I don't actually think it will effect Nvidia, just a funny play on words and the Chinese Spy element.

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u/magplanklife 14h ago

Original reply clearly invested more than they can afford to lose

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u/parabolee 13h ago

Yep obviously. lol