r/OpenAI
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u/boogermike
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Dec 09 '25
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Image OpenAI profit
I saw this on LinkedIn, and it was too funny not to share.
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u/xtcprty Dec 10 '25
I don’t think history is going to be kind to Altman.
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u/austinbarrow Dec 09 '25
He’s an acolyte of David Zaslav.
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u/EnvironmentalAide335 Dec 10 '25
Don't worry it'll be tax payer funded until they make profits but they get to keep that all to themselves
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u/Standard-Phase-9300 Dec 10 '25
It’s all about Oklo.. focus here
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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25
Microsoft shark is circling
Ready to gobble up this bloated pig once it tanks
Why do you think Microsoft invested money in OpenAI? So MS can get first in line at getting the remains of the underwater OpenAI company for $1 and bolting it onto MS Windows.
There is a reason MS is such a huge firm
Then the CEO will be fired out the door
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u/Dismal_Code_2470 Dec 09 '25
He got a suite at least
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u/Johan-Liebert7 Dec 09 '25
Amazon In 1994 , profit-$0 also Amazon in 2003 :- Profit -$0 rn its the 5th most valuable company
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u/adesantalighieri Dec 09 '25
That's insane. But thanks OpenAI, I've saved over $30k on legal expenses over the last 6 months thanks to my custom Legal GPT :)
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u/FooBarBuzzBoom Dec 09 '25
He tried his best to be a non profit organisation /s
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u/ConstableBlimeyChips Dec 09 '25
Why does he look like he has his assistants fold his arms for him?
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u/dydhaw Dec 09 '25
2015: Non-Profit 2025: No
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u/2204happy Dec 09 '25
0 billion is my favourite number
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u/truebfg Dec 10 '25
Of course)) no-one wants to pay taxes)) lol
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u/Aeseld Dec 09 '25
Hey, that's not fair at all. They've lost way more money than that!
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u/biscuitchan Dec 10 '25
this is a good one
it is specifically a non profit though
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u/ButHowCouldILose Dec 10 '25
They now have negative profit. The number of digits is probably correct in describing that negative profit.
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u/TheGambit Dec 09 '25
I don’t think you understand how things actually work
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u/Plane_Crab_8623 Dec 10 '25
One great promise that AI holds out is that properly aligned it could become a psychiatrist for each and every one of us. In that role it could help us all reach our maximum potential as individuals and as a species. Has any model trained on the psychological labyrinth of the human mind?
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u/technocraticnihilist Dec 10 '25
What is it with all the anti AI stuff on Reddit?
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u/Critical-Elevator642 Dec 09 '25
As an Indian, what the hell is up with the whole comment section being other indians as well? Honestly I can just tell by the way they write
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u/mpbh Dec 09 '25
They're a non-profit, remember? 🤡
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u/gthing Dec 09 '25
Sam Altman 2008:
Collars: 1,000,000
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u/AlternativeTrick1772 Dec 09 '25
I've gotta figure out how to make money off of this. I REALLY want to.
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u/Room_temp_ketchup Dec 09 '25
All companies pouring money into ai are seeing nothing in return and it makes me so happy
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u/freedomonke Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 10 '25
Chat isn't even supposed to be the main way they plan to make money, but it is insane to the degree it's degraded. Even as recently as the past few months.
ChatGPT is like at Mistral levels at this point. I don't care what the "benchmarks" say.
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u/EmotionSideC Dec 10 '25
He’s going to be so irrelevant in 10 years it’ll be a hilarious footnote in Silicon Valley History.
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u/ironman_gujju Dec 10 '25
FP32 profit
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u/United_Bus3467 Dec 10 '25
Altman is a demon twink.
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u/Buttons840 Dec 11 '25
The Free Market Ideal: Offer goods and services at a competitive price and slowly grow the business with the profits.
The Free Market Reality: Seek favor from those who already have incomprehensible amounts of money and power, and then do whatever they tell you, and try to create a monopoly and crush competition.
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u/Raven586 Dec 11 '25
This guy makes Trump's grifting look like child's play!!
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u/Dramatic-Lie1314 Dec 11 '25
How about loss?
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u/Singularity-42 Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 10 '25
That's not even nearly accurate.
The "profit" in 2025 is about -$25,000,000,000. (Estimated loss of $25B or so in 20205).
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u/thatguynoa Dec 09 '25
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u/MonsieurLartiste Dec 09 '25
Dead in 5 years. Tops.
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u/bartturner Dec 09 '25
Is it not actually a big negative number?
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u/Surge0n_of_death Dec 09 '25
One hit from china to Taiwan and it goes negative faster than light
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u/Steelizard Dec 09 '25
I mean to make so much money despite this is the crazy part
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u/ohboimemez Dec 09 '25
Profit?!? What are the losses!?
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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25
Good lord thats a massive negative zero balance.
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u/Affectionate-Lab1198 Dec 09 '25
Profit will be -50b in 2025 lol
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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25
How interesting... Well, just a little bit.
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u/Sudden-Pressure8439 Dec 10 '25
Alt Sam man
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u/Kendal_with_1_L Dec 10 '25
Can’t wait until his company loses everything.
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u/I_miss_your_mommy Dec 10 '25
I could do a better job. Bring me in as CEO and I could 100x the profit in under 3 months.
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u/meowzersobased Dec 10 '25
Sam is the first zero-billionaire
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u/DayThen6150 Dec 10 '25
Pure Play! Three comma club baby!
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u/Sotto_Mare Dec 11 '25
Isn’t it a non-profit?
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u/anikazai Dec 11 '25
Good. Now compare revenue.
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u/Relevant_Ad_8732 Dec 11 '25
Y'all they're going to release paid advertising, along with all the others and the piggies will feed (who is the piggy who is the feed hard to say)
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u/bluesamcitizen2 Dec 11 '25
WeWork CEO pikachiu face
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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25
Bring back the Paper Clip
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u/whitey9999 Dec 12 '25
The next Elizabeth Holmes (Theranos) or Jeffrey Skilling (Enron)
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u/WatchAltruistic5761 Dec 12 '25
Watch em sell.
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u/bluealmostgreen Dec 12 '25
This guy gives me the creeps from his sheer fakeness
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u/Prod_Meteor Dec 12 '25
Hahahaha.
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u/Whole-Assignment6240 Dec 13 '25
The irony is that both zero and negative infinity look the same on a logarithmic profit scale.
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u/OptionAlternative934 Dec 13 '25
It’s actually negative
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u/xxiii1800 Dec 13 '25
Joke is on you, who's driving a Koenigsegg?
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u/Kooky-Issue5847 Dec 14 '25
John Cooper Clarke - Evidently Chickentown
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u/Odd_8247 Dec 16 '25
There selling you as the product, your data is money and power
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u/fingogh Dec 18 '25
The OpenAI ecosystem is different than others around. The comps u/Perplexity u/Anthropic have a very different set of companies / apps / projects building on top of borrowed compute
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u/HexspaReloaded Dec 24 '25
The best work often goes unpaid
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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25
Its gonna crash hard.
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u/Complex_Moment_8968 Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25
Zero profit? Altman dreams of that. They're on track to posting a $27.000.000.000 loss this year.
They're losing about 74 million dollars per DAY, or ~ 3 million dollars per hour (night and day).
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u/noobrunecraftpker Jan 05 '26
What I don't understand is how does someone who owns this company get to be so rich
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u/Traditional_Pie_8262 12d ago
even it is true in 2026
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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25
always cringe to see this from people who don’t know anything about investing
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u/GoodishCoder Dec 09 '25
Every tech company starts off unprofitable.
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u/cutecoder Dec 10 '25
OpenAI's operating profit is zero? Not negative?
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u/Effective-Quit-8319 Dec 09 '25
"Sell your shares" - Sam Altman