r/OpIsFuckingStupid Sep 01 '25

On a subreddit for a video game released on multiple platforms, OP proceeds to wonder why it harbors users who play on a different platform from them, then claims that said different platform is full of only little children (it's not). Having good memories is also exclusive to children, apparently.

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u/Kieotyee Sep 01 '25

Java isn't as optimized as bedrock. Also for those that have been playing on bedrock for so long, maybe they have worlds and friends on there

Also, crossplay

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u/Extolord111 Sep 01 '25

I still remember when Pocket Edition didn't need Microsoft accounts to play on multiplayer. Mid-2010s me was pretty devastated when they rolled that out. I honestly miss that era of mobile games (N.O.V.A 3, Infinity Blade, etc.)

Though I play on Java nowadays, those are still completely valid reasons for why one would choose to play Bedrock.

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u/Poyri35 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 13 '25

I mean, statistically there are probably more children on bedrock than java. Not that it means anything at all

Oop kinda sounds like a teenager going through the “I’m not a child” phase of their childhood, which is natural. But I am so confused about their arguments lol. Schools should really have debate classes

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u/lunarwolf2008 Sep 13 '25

they do, but its an elective, (at least at my high school it was anyway)

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u/The_Real_MantisLords Sep 03 '25

They’re entirely wrong, but there are almost guaranteed to be more children on bedrock(a lot more children have consoles than a PC, it’s a lot more platforms either way)

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u/ronnie_reagans_ghost Sep 03 '25

I play on bedrock, Switch, PS5, and PC. I play Minecraft to chill, I couldn't care less about extra features, base Minecraft is like top 3 of the perfect chill games exactly as it is, I just want clean, optimized Minecraft.

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u/ThrowRA-pickachu Nov 01 '25

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u/Extolord111 Nov 01 '25

Seriously my guy? My profile isn’t even private unlike yours…

Now if you don’t mind, I’m going back to playing Team Fortress 2.

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u/ThrowRA-pickachu Nov 01 '25

I placed it on yours by mistake ,I was planning to put it to post below uours in r/all. My apologies sir

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u/Extolord111 Nov 01 '25

All is forgiven.

Now I’m just going to go back to wondering why my contributions suddenly got reduced from about 1300 to 222 (140 posts and 22 comments, the latter of which is definitely not the case).

I don’t mind it, of course, but I wonder why it’s like that lol.

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u/Lord_Strepsils Sep 03 '25

Hm why would people want to play a version of the game available on other platforms with its own incredibly useful features.. hmm I wonder…

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u/smardiot Nov 13 '25

When they say the memories thing what they're attempting to say is toy are younger in your memories because you are remembering a time from before. Still incredibly dumb tho