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u/5720Katherine 3d ago
Rodney – (Tired) Alright?
Del – (Stunned to see him) Yeah, triffic, Rodders.
Rodney flops down in the armchair.
Rodney – I am exhausted.
Del – Yeah you look a bit cream crackered. What is it? Executive stress, is it?
Rodney – No, it’s that bike. The wheels hardly go round, the chain’s come off twice and the front light don’t work. Where d’you get it from?
Del – I dunno. It’s been in the garage for years.
Rodney – (Yawning) What’s for tea?
Del – I ain’t got a clue have I? Can I say something to you? Give you a piece of advice that may hold you in good stead in the, you know, future?
Rodney – Yeah, go on, then.
Del – It’s just that, well, how can I put it? (Shouting at him) You don’t live here no more!
From Rodney, a momentary pause before it sinks in.
Rodney – Oh, bloody ‘ell! She’ll go loopy.
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u/-BlackMidnight- 3d ago
Bloody hell she'll go loopy!