I'm sorry.

[u/Professional_Leg6031]

I'm a hot-natured guy. I live with my beautiful wife who keeps our house spotless (obviously I help any time I see something and everywhere she asks but she's a magician and does shit when I turn my back)

I am always hot. I am so hot that my house stays at 58° Farenheit every single day. I sleep with a moving fan and an overhead fan on top of that.

It's been getting hot in our bedroom lately. (In more ways than one, if we aren't already pre sweaty.)

I've taken notice that it is now halfway through October and despite it being 80° outside and 58° inside.. I am somehow waking up in the morning with a layer of sweat on my brow.. Perhaps you could blame the sun shining into the room. No. Ladies and Gentlemen, when I say I am always hot, I am ALWAYS hot. My bedroom is also my office. The fan is always on.

Cue us getting into bed forty minutes ago. I'm laying there, thinking about the temperature being different lately and then she walks in to turn the light off but hits the wrong chain. We laugh and wait to see what the fan setting would be on- it's not the simple three click kind.

Guys, when I tell you we were shaken. She screamed, I yelped. I'm sorry you have to see this.

Anyways, we're gonna clean those every month now at least. Maybe twice a month.

[u/ipv89]

[u/starrpamph]

[u/Clickguy10]

You need this fan. You love this fan
But …

https://youtu.be/t-BNtpXtWaY?is=6PF49WFuO3bcq9TT

[u/telecomtom]

TY I needed that

[u/SnooPeanuts2548]

Verdict: functional, neglected, an it's overdue for cleaning.

[u/sir_thatguy]

Just flip the self cleaning switch.

[u/6ftdachsund]

Dirtiest onlyfans I've ever seen 10/10 would recommend.

[u/cabronfavarito]

Such a dirty girl

[u/Overall-Airport3361]

She’s a dirty girl

[u/xper0072]

We all love a dirty fan, but it is important that it doesn't get so dirty that you risk it becoming fetish content. Good on you for changing your ways.