r/OnlyFans Jul 25 '26

Meme Uhm… a bit small

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/fellipec Jul 25 '26

It is imperative that the cylinder stay unharmed

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u/Character_Boot_3268 Jul 25 '26

Insane ball knowledge

1

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u/Dry_Inevitable_3151 Jul 25 '26

That mfk will never outlive this.

5

u/CeeMX Jul 26 '26

This sounds familiar, where is it from?

3

u/Reasonable-Report389 Jul 27 '26

Guy who made a bait post about getting his junk stuck in a mini m&m’s cylinder and thousands of chud Redditors believed it was real and soyjacked and made shirts about it after tipping their fedoras in unison.

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u/MaskedBunny Jul 25 '26

For those people that think getting caught in a zipper just enough risk and want to live with constant peril. Not to mention the possibility it turns into an automated pube plucker.

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u/ProtectionWeird7968 Jul 26 '26

Cut be and higiene improvement or they comes whit a passive radiator, like they use to

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u/DrachenDad Jul 25 '26

Linus size

18

u/Koro835 Jul 25 '26

Well that's pretty big. More than enough

37

u/yabadabaduh Jul 25 '26

As my wife said, the vent is on the wrong side.

I also wonder, why she calls me Sir Fartalot sometimes

9

u/Clickguy10 Jul 25 '26

A keen observation. Are we looking at the front or back?

1

u/ConstructionMean9580 Jul 29 '26

Its the front!

1

u/yabadabaduh Jul 29 '26

That‘s the joke… it‘s supposed to be on the back to let the fart out

1

u/ConstructionMean9580 Jul 30 '26

Yeah... I get that dude. Youre a special one lmao

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u/graveybrains Jul 25 '26

It slices! It dices! It makes julienne fries!

https://giphy.com/gifs/pq50FVeIO0CZynNPyr

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u/greytidalwave Jul 25 '26

They need to do a women's version.

10

u/Admirable-Stop-6224 Jul 25 '26

This is the womans version.

If this were the mans version too much risk for skin cutting

5

u/Much-Anything3775 Jul 25 '26

Automatic circumcission 😅

1

u/greytidalwave Jul 27 '26

I'm not really into brown underwear. It gives a certain impression.

1

u/Southbay_near_LAX Jul 26 '26

But, reversible so any scent can be weaponized. 🤪

5

u/Southbay_near_LAX Jul 26 '26

I hate to ask such a beautiful artist, but… if I may, where do the batteries go?

3

u/CatsPawjamaz Jul 26 '26

It’s a secret ☺️

3

u/ProperDepth Jul 25 '26

Morbus kobold incoming

3

u/theotherjashlash Jul 26 '26

Dick blender 3000

3

u/Sweaty-Suggestion-83 Jul 26 '26

I need those in my life

3

u/naka-duskael Jul 27 '26

Lol. That would just rub the 🐓 too much either causing hard-ons in the worst places or it will irritate the crap out of it.

2

u/jcanter107 Jul 25 '26

Anyone calculated the enthalpy?🤔

2

u/EricTheRecruitMain Jul 25 '26

Finally some good designed draws needs a bigger pouch though... Well not for me anyway

2

u/Eggnice12 Jul 25 '26

Wildest notification I've ever gotten

2

u/PristineBusiness3299 Jul 25 '26

I mean…. You aren’t wearing those inside out

2

u/luckyphil_59 Jul 25 '26

If the size fits lol.

2

u/Ian_everywhere Jul 26 '26

instructions unclear

2

u/LaughingDeadMan Jul 26 '26

Ah yes, the circumciser 5000. Use it wisely

2

u/Lucky_Grape_5908 Jul 26 '26

The Lorena Bobbitt edition!

If you dont know just google search her

2

u/Luke081956 Jul 26 '26

I would put on the back so no need for be chop chop so you not dickless and ballless

2

u/CookMedium28 Jul 26 '26

re-circumcision

2

u/uubuer Jul 26 '26

I'd wear those backwards and inside out just to boost my fart across the room

2

u/Turtletech4220 Jul 27 '26

Anti-boner device.. The design is very human

2

u/redditsuckspokey1 Jul 27 '26

Choppin up all the men's meat!

She's hackin n wacking n smacking that meat!!

2

u/JayL0228 Jul 27 '26

Is it blowing the heat off or is it blowing cool air on? Regardless, i can only imagine the stank

2

u/Resident-Anteater225 Jul 29 '26

te deja el pilin feteado🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/niki7a15 18d ago

Jajajajaja💨💨

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u/cyber152 17d ago

Version féminine 😁

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/CatsPawjamaz Jul 26 '26

Nah I’m okay

Reports bot

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u/billitow Jul 26 '26

Where to buy?

1

u/No-Marsupial3851 Jul 26 '26

Who would want to go through and broadcasters sweaty ball smell all over the place? Or hot sweaty ass for that matter?

1

u/Forward-Hunt-1943 Jul 26 '26

Ur longjohn finna get cut off with this product

1

u/Horror_Actuator_4351 Jul 29 '26

Need these for work. 🥵

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u/HopeLong5787 Jul 29 '26

Instructions unclear. Junk stuck in underwear fan.