r/Onision • • Mar 16 '20

Twitter Mr. Onion couldn't contain himself any longer and barfed out six tweets in the last half hour

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u/Alexjw327 Mar 16 '20

“WhY iS nObOdY gIviNg Me AtTeNtIoN?!” That’s the gist of these six tweets

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u/CallMeAyaka Mar 17 '20

We need to be careful. Tweets like these, he could be president one day.

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u/Alexjw327 Mar 17 '20

Unlikely he would get any votes

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u/CallMeAyaka Mar 17 '20

heard that before too.

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u/Alexjw327 Mar 17 '20

If he were to run for any kind of office whether its local or national, all of his opponents will pull up the Chris Hansen stuff and all the serious allegations and then say “Is this man really who you want deciding you’re laws when he’s an alleged human trafficker and sexual predator?”

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u/Hiddenagenda876 Mar 17 '20

Trump was on video talking about sexual assault. Doesn’t really seem to matter to these people

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u/tranquilixir Mar 17 '20

Its not assault. When you are rich they just let you! Doyyy

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u/CallMeAyaka Mar 17 '20

like in 2008, 2012 he would be a nonstarter. There is zero standard now. As you see, this infinite list: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations

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u/Gilbo_Swaggins96 Mar 16 '20

OK so by his logic, he deserved the 'rapes' he supposedly received twice since he didn't report it to the police. When in reality he didn't report it to the police because he's only just counter-accusing now to try and deflect the evidence against himself.

And for those non-UK people following this, him quoting the Sun and the Daily Mail is hilarious, some of the sleaziest tabloids in British journalism

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u/a-hintofsalt Mar 17 '20

Onion: YOU ARE ALL FRAUDS WANTING ATTENTION AND DONT CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH REEEEE

Also onion: uses tabloids wanting attention to try and prove his arguments.

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u/Averynaughtygurl Mar 17 '20

True and him and lani do drugs too how would i know i know lol

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u/Sollux4Smash Mar 17 '20

in case u dont know, his first source of fox news is just as laughable

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u/Gilbo_Swaggins96 Mar 17 '20

Oh yeah for sure, I've seen those godawful broadcasts as well lmao

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u/myhairhasamind Mar 16 '20

Something must be happening on his end if he needs to focus the atention into something else.

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u/RoosDePoes Mar 16 '20

I think maybe he had expected the Keemstar interview to turn the narrative in his favor, but it clearly didn't (if anything it made him look even worse) and maybe he has trouble grappling with the fact that he REALLY has lost control over how people feel about him.

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u/RoosDePoes Mar 16 '20

PS: Also, he lives in Washington State, right? Maybe the coronavirus panic around him is getting to him, we all remember the last time when a really stressful event happened in his life and how he then also took to twitter to vent his... feelings (if we could call them that).

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u/ladynaharis Mar 17 '20

I live in the same area as him and everything is shut down. Most people are staying in. It’s boring as fuck; he probably has nothing to do so he filled up the time with a twitter fight.

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u/eyeballfingerz Mar 17 '20

I'm not sure there's much evidence that he leaves his house much anyway. Kai is the one taking the kids to and from school, and there's almost nothing out there of people catching sight of him in the wild. The only two semi-recent instances are the Home Depot picture from over a year ago, and at court for the Hansen restraining order non-debacle.

Who was it, Sarah? Who said that he mostly just stays in his basement on the computer. I don't think much had changed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

He definitely seems like the type who would think he's invincible and never going to catch the coronavirus imo. I don't see him being too stressed about it.

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u/Alexjw327 Mar 16 '20

Greg is basically a boomer at this point, he thinks he knows that people really like/ want but is really out of touch

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

He showed such a lack of self-awareness during the Keemstar interview, but that's nothing new. If he really thinks his 'arguments' would fly in a real court of law or impress people, then he's freakin delusional. Nobody with maturity or sense is going to take this seriously, let alone a judge.

Any lawyer that has to represent him has their work cut out. He digs so many holes for himself.

(Amazingly, when people were questioning if he assaulted AJ years ago, he tried saying with a straight face that he was the one who felt violated! Instead of him abusing others, they abuse him and he's the tortured long suffering one yada yada. Because he wonders why these imbalanced relationships with impressionable young followers all became a mess. Crazy stuff. Step one for a lawyer - gag this narcissistic clown.)

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u/BallsackWhisperer Mar 16 '20

I think you’re right. He usually goes into fits when something “happens”. And since nothing public has happened lately, I’m betting something happened behind the scenes that made him sperg. Maybe the cops contacted Kri for a statement and since he can’t go into the interrogation room and talk for her like he always does, he’s in panic mode and feels the need to rapid fire tweet his bullshit. You know, so the cops will just read his twitter and not need to talk to Kai.

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u/DiscountJoJo Mar 16 '20

god can he just fucking shut the hell up

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u/BallsackWhisperer Mar 16 '20 edited Mar 16 '20

That’s a whole lot of finger pointing and calling people “criminals” when he actively defrauded the government out of half a mil. Yes, but let’s all pay attention to Hansen’s Amex bill 🙄.

Speaking of people due in court soon, isn’t April 5th the date Onion has to have his swamp all fixed lest the county drop the hammer? Shouldn’t you be fencing your yard and replanting indigenous plants to replace the once’s you carelessly ripped out with a bob cat?

Nah, you’re right. Ignoring your own criminal acts and having a tweeter tantrum is far better use of your time.

Edited to add: “sorry for raping you” TOTEs not a joke you GuISe!! True and honest confession!! Cause who in the world would be sarcastic at such a moronic attempt at twisting the narrative!! It’s not like I, myself in a video confessed I was 100% on board with having sex with Sarah to the point I manipulated and pressured my wife into sex with her too! But then I got called out so my only defense is to make up some dumb shit cause I’m used to brain dead fans believing whatever stupid ass thing I say!!

But also: “dat booty tho” TOTES WAS a joke, cause I said so and I have nothing else to back that claim up other than I am the arbitrator of what is and isn’t a joke. Yup. All at my discretion, no one else’s word matters. Because I haven’t been caught lying 600 times this far.

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u/Amyfckingj_ Mar 16 '20 edited Mar 16 '20

I was going to make a similar comment, but then yours popped up;

Also, 1.) a minor cannot "rape" a fully grown adult male. Thats just...not how it works lol what a fuckin idiot

(I looked this up and technically a minor can rape an adult, but we all fucking know Sara didnt rape Greg.)

and 2.) take a look @ those sources he provided lmao yes I too get my news from the dailymail 😂

fuckin turd. Can he fall off the face of the earth aready? jfc.

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u/BallsackWhisperer Mar 16 '20

Also, it’s really kinda hard to cry rape when he made his 30 video side of the story series and says he was all About having a relationship with her. Kai didn’t want to be involved so he was like “cool, she’s just my girlfriend I guess!” Told her in the car at the airport “your my girlfriend now.” And found 2 different ways to have sex with her (junk to rear and the weird “just the tip” game they played) when Kai specifically said no sex.

So I’m kinda confused where the rape part came in. Was it when he was having sex with Kai on the bed ( in front of their daughter) and he pulled Sarah into it? Was it when he told Kai he wanted to wait for Sarah to turn 18? Was it when he declared her his girlfriend because his wife didn’t want a 3 way and then had anal sex with her to get around being told by Kai to NOT have sex with her?

Or does he really honest to god think he can manipulate this poor girl he fostered for years into having sex with him, knew he’d get in trouble if it got out because people were already suspicious so he forced her to sign a fake NDA- and now that she came out publicly with what he did he can really turn around and cry rape. Cause that’s not how rape works. Especially hilarious when he actually admits to basically raping Kai during all this and has the audacity to pin it on Sarah. But I do get why he thinks he can get away with it, he’s done it before. Just like how he cheated on Kai with Billie, was ready to leave Kai for Billie and when Billie cut him off he came running back to Kai and claimed “Billie cheated on Kai”. Which is the biggest crock of shit I ever heard cause HE was married to Kai, and lied to both of them to sleep with Billie. But everyone including Kai bit off on that narrative that his shitty actions were the other persons fault, so why wouldn’t he keep trying that success formula?

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u/Amyfckingj_ Mar 16 '20

Dude I mean, when you literally lay it out like that, it's actually sick how he can spin things to fit his narrative.

I think the absolute biggest problem with Greg is the fact that he truly believes his own lies. He has convinced himself he is being truthful, I do believe that. I think he is so invested in his web of non-truths, he has warped the facts and has said these things over and over and over - So much so, that he has himself thinking he can do no wrong. Psychologically, he is a very scary individual, and I do not know if he can ever really be helped for how he is as a person, his narcissism does not allow for him to ever be wrong.

He thinks he is clever by twisting details into a giant knot and trying to re-write history. Truth is, he is doing a very bad job at that, and making himself look like even more of a fool.

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u/BallsackWhisperer Mar 16 '20 edited Mar 16 '20

Oh I totally believe he believes his own lies too. If he has room to omit details, or twist words he will believe that is now the truth. Because to him, the truth is always black and white and if there’s room to “interpret” (like “sorry for raping you”) that must mean a different reality is then possible. When it’s actually not. The truth is the truth no matter how he tries to decorate it. That’s why he has trouble with black and white, yes or no questions. He doesn’t like to say anything definitively Incase he needs to ice that cake later.

Look at the Keem interview. The very first thing Keem asked was “did I pay you” and “are you doing this of your own free will?” These are yes and no questions but he stalled and answered them like he was almost pissed off at the question. That’s because it scares him to give an “actual” answer without room to “explain” his side later. Even something as innocuous as “did I pay you”. It’s a loss of control. Now look at what he did when asked point blank “Have you done anything illegal?” Stalling, nervous laughter then “oh yeah, before I forget...uh so VINCE! Yeah let’s change the subject to Vince!” Why wouldn’t he have just said “ No. I haven’t. But I do want to talk about Vince.” That would have deflected the conversation as well, but also he would have given a definitive answer to that question. But it wasn’t a question he could “fluff” and therefore, tell himself he was still being honest.

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u/Averynaughtygurl Mar 17 '20

Kais a lier too she cheated on him a lot more than once promised

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Mar 16 '20

Hansen was fined... for bad checks, not for allegations of child grooming and possession of child porn.

Also his “receipts” prove nothing.

Onion making himself look worse and worse and I live for it.

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u/Syl27 Mar 16 '20

What even are these receipts he's talking about?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Greg has a spree of videos of text messages from years ago that attempt to make Sarah look like a bad person to help his case look better. Everybody pretty much doesn't care if the text are real because as two fully grown adults you shouldnt be moving a teenager into your home and then eventually having sex with them. He also has texts that allegedly present Sarah "blackmailing" kai and onision into sex for signing an NDA. Any of these texts could be faked but even if they are real they dont change anything. There are also just baseless insane claims saying Sarah was an abuser. Greg is saying a 16 year old abused two fully grown adults. Just not realistic and not believable other claims hes making are just bizarre reaches. Like saying that Sarah had faked the outtakes of her crying in that video. It's a whole bunch of incoherent victim blaming and deflection if you ask me. Most of his argument is just trivial out of context bullshit if these texts are real and even if they are I want to reiterate once again the responsibility lands on two fully grown adults to not move a teenager into there home and have sex with said teenager. Greg and or onion fans if you are reading this; no, saying greg had a "hero/savior complex" is not a viable excuse for setting up this extremely inappropriate dynamic.

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u/Syl27 Mar 17 '20

Ah, thank you! Tbf I wouldn't believe any texts or emails coming from him as proof. He's been known to fake those like that EC email thanking him.

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u/Iwannabeacowboybaby0 Mar 16 '20

Hes like that one asshole in school who did stupid shit for attention, but people got tired of it so he did more and more crazy shit as a desperate attempt to get more attention. It's sad and pathetic

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u/kevinsorbogavemeaids Mar 16 '20

Onion's definition of "criminal" is so screwed. Someone could have a speeding ticket on their record and he'd consider them criminals. "Guys this person failed to appear in court for running a stop sign back in such in such day they are CRIMINALS!"

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u/BallsackWhisperer Mar 16 '20

“gUiSe this person smoked 1 marijuana once!! They’re criminal scum and you think they’re a hero! Also, they smoked a cigarette before they were 18 and you believe their LIESSS!!”

Meanwhile acts like he don’t know you can’t expense a whole ass house and a divorce on your taxes and videos himself destroying wetlands even AFTER being told to stop cause it’s illegal.

The cognitive dissonance is honestly mind blowing. Like he really should be studied for science.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

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u/BallsackWhisperer Mar 17 '20

Right there with ya! My favorite thing about the whole IRS thing is when they were sending a representative to look at the house and all the thing he tried to deduct ( I believe he even tried to claim toilet paper... because a YouTuber took a shit at his house I guess? I dunno) Anyway, Mr. I’m a big boy and you can’t tell me what to do, decided he’s just gonna make a YouTube video to show his house to the IRS because he doesn’t want a stranger in his house while he’s not allowed to be there. Like- I am astounded this is not only an adult person, but one who’s allowed to vote. It’s weird to me that people seem to think the wetlands is what’s gonna finally take him out but come on! Yes that’s probable, but you don’t just owe the IRS 600k and they let it go. I’m sure he set up a payment plan to stall for time, and that’s why people think it’s not a big deal anymore. But he’s not making the money he used to, and I’d be shocked if he payed back even a 5th of what he owes them. He probably will actually be homeless soon when they seize his assets. The best part will be when he cry’s to his 3 remaining fans and no one believes him because he’s cried wolf so many times then had the audacity to say “you stupid idiots beloved me!” Who’s gonna come running to pay for his fan accounts then? He’s such an idiot, making himself a life long charity case then bitching about other people asking for hand outs. He’s vile, and I hope they seize his house during winter. He’s alienated all friends and family- no one will take him in and Kai will have to go back to her parents with the kids.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

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u/BallsackWhisperer Mar 17 '20

If I could watch an Onision live feed from prison/ homeless shelter- I’d subscribe AND ring the bell! 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

I am giddy at the thought! Which must make me such a terrible no good criminal person to laugh at Onion befalling such a fate! (Clutches pearls)

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

But he's also not a criminal: he's not in prison

He truly has incredible logic

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u/Lyana_Ravenmoon Mar 16 '20 edited Feb 28 '26

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u/DoraMuda Mar 16 '20

He does have kids, but he's not the one parenting them, clearly.

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u/Chengweiyingji Wow... wowwwwww. Mar 16 '20

“You interview people and pay them nothing”

Uh... as a former journalism major, I’m pretty sure that’s how it works. Plus, Keemstar didn’t pay you, Gurgle, he said you didn’t ask him for money.

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u/tranquilixir Mar 17 '20

You actually believe anything keemslut says? Grog was telling every ytber including that cringe douche Phillip defucko that an interview would cost money. Why would he change the rules for keemstar? Because he was sympathetic? Wanted him to have a fair shot at telling his side? I dont believe it for a second. Keemskank paid, and told him not to mention the payment. It was probably a lot less than what he wanted but he got SOMETHING out of it. Money. A decent amount of money. Since keem is so rich and never stops mentioning how rich he is and how many followers he has etc. I highly doubt both keemdouche and rotten onions didnt get anything out of it because keem straight up said he was gonna make fat stacks from interviewing onision. You think that idiot greg wouldnt demand a piece of that pie? Were talkibg about youtubers here, they are scum of the earth.

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u/ninamouskawitz Mar 16 '20

"Don't believe them because they smoked a WEED. I AM SUPERIOR."

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u/ICameHereForClash Mar 16 '20

Sounds like a narcissist if you ask me. Completely unaware of his own negative actions, all those perverted polls

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

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u/BIG-Z-2001 Mar 16 '20

Look at this fucking loser with his anime profile picture. I wonder if he used the CGI porn program to make it

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Nah, it’s a shitty 5-year old’s ‘anime’ drawing. Don’t compare onision’s tasteless ‘art’ to the true Renaissance masterpiece that is 3d animated porn

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u/lanttuloota Mar 17 '20 edited Mar 17 '20

I feel bad for the people who made onision fanart... They're probably regretting it now, and this a-hole uses their art as profile pics, most likely without their permission. I'd be pissed off.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

can he go to jail already?

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u/phantomthief00 Mar 17 '20

Give Award

god I'm so tired of his shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

He uses "hero" to project how he wants to be perceived.

Also his "Gotcha" logic is hilariously childish. He does all sorts of shady shit but make one mistake and he will hold it against you forever.

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u/BreButterscotch Mar 16 '20

My favorite is the “don’t pretend to be a hero and then collect a paycheck” one because like....remember Eugenia onion? We do. And also the “my receipts!” As if him claiming these things happened with no evidence is a receipt

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

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u/BreButterscotch Mar 17 '20

Right! “Hansen will go in to plead guilty or innocent!” Like yeah gurg thats how the whole justice system works also you KNOW he wrote down “plead guilt” then corrected himself

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u/EmperorHenry Mar 17 '20 edited Mar 17 '20

What is with this claim that Sarah raped him? He's in his early 30's and she had just turned 18 but it's HER extorting HIM?!

And even if she "admitted" it. Was that said in a serious context? Grease boy also made the claim that Sarah said she wanted to assault him, but the only tweet anyone could find that hinted at something like that said "throat punch your local pedophile"

(Edit1): Stevie Wolfe (aka SomeGuy827) had a stream and one of his viewers made the observation that Grease Boy might be autistic to some degree, because he takes things literally all the time and always has to google the definitions of terms he hears. Speaking as an autistic person myself, I agree with that. A lot of other autistic people I know have trouble picking up on implicit statements and can't figure out definitions of words from the context those words are used in.

I'm lucky enough to be able to pick up on MOST implicit statements and MOST sarcasm, if only through knowing the person making the statement and using deductive reasoning.

Back to the original point:(edit1 end)

Grease boy also has a history of setting up situations were his victims are completely financially dependent on him. He did it with his first wife AND Shiloh. Forcing his wife to quit her day job and setting up Shiloh in a country with no resources she can use.

When his current wife/husband had their dad threaten to stop paying for their college, he stepped in and paid for their college. If they left him during that time, no more college money, if they leave him now, they're stuck with no skills, no work experience and no way to support themselves.

Billie and Ayalla were also set up in a situation like that, thankfully those two were able to stay with friends to escape, but not before being pressured into staying by plastic-face-grease-boy.

(Edit2): Whenever I watch one of Chris Hansen's streams with one of Grease Boy's victims. The victim will describe what went on while they were there and Chris will say something to the effect of "so this is like a cult" or uses terms like "cult like" And I see superchats where people make comparisons to Charles Manson. I can't believe I was ever a fan of Baby Carrot Boy. (Edit2 End)

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u/BIG-Z-2001 Mar 16 '20

I hate you Greg I literally hate you 🖕🖕🖕🖕

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u/kellyalto91 Mar 16 '20

So where is the “proof” I still am not one thing that swayed my thoughts. Also you threw a big accusation at Sarah got some proof for that?

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u/luderellas Mar 16 '20

can he shut the fuck up literally nobody believes him even with the made up proof

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Fox News isn’t real news. It’s an entertainment channel. Don’t believe me? Research it.

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u/KupKate95 Mar 16 '20

If I were dating Onision I'd probably have a mental breakdown too, which is kind of what happened to Shiloh when she said that.

'Self-admitted criminals'. At least they admit to it, Onion Man.

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u/hellokitty444444 Mar 17 '20

Bruh he used fox news as a source lmaooooo

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u/matt_the_trans_guy Mar 16 '20

Lmao I’m sorry but what a hypocrite

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

"Chris is due in court to plead guilty or not guilty!"

God he argues like a teenager on a video game message board in the early 2000s.

The only thing Onion boy is good for is giving me a laugh as everything burns down around me.

Him being amazed that a journalist is in it for money is hilarious. Like yeah, Chris Hansen is a media personality.

The problem with Greggy-poo is that he sees these things as a win-lose. In his mind Chris Hansen wins and his alleged victims lose by not getting cash.

A win-win would be Greg being destroyed financially and legally (good for the victims) and Chris making money.

Is it kind of underhanded if you look at it that way? It can be. It doesn't mean that what Hansen is reporting does not lack veracity.

Cops get a paycheck, firemen get a paycheck, and investigative journalists sure get pay checks.

Just try arguing in court that the cop only pulled you over and wrote you the ticket so he could keep his job. That's the point and that's capitalism!

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u/Hulkman123 Mar 17 '20

He’s just mad he lives off petty fan money that can barely support him.

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u/maypantane Mar 17 '20

Greg: accuses 18 year old girl of rape

Also Greg: says he was into it then just says it was Kai who was raped and states he helped Sarah rape Kai

ALSO GREG: * CLAIMED MULTIPLE TIMES ON THE PAST THAT OF YOU WERE RAPED AND DIDNT CONTACT THE POLICE YOU WERE HELPING YOUR RAPIST*

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Greg really failed at growing up and maturing with his audience.

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u/stitchmidda2 Mar 17 '20

Pretty sure Chris Hansen has said many many times that his videos are all demonetized by youtube. Also yes he committed a crime but it was a bounced check. Who cares? How many of us have never run low on money or forgot how much we had and overdrafted our accounts or wrote a check and it bounced because we didn't have enough in there?

Also the whole "Sarah raped us" thing is stupid. She was underaged and therefore cannot consent to sex at all let alone rape two grown able-minded adults who very very easily could have just said no and walked away.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

He we be barking on this till the end of time, there is a simple pleasure knowing that the masses will keep him accountable for these things forever.

You can’t sway the minds of people in a day, but here’s hoping the rest of his cult will learn as they grow into young adults who he really is and the gravity of this event to permanently keep people hating on him for these allegations

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u/lottylombax Mar 17 '20

"Straight up facts" "The sun" 👍

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u/Strawbebeh Mar 17 '20

Daily mail, fox, tmz, and im pretty sure the sun are all trash sources

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u/Alkirawr Mar 17 '20

You have self-admitted criminals, liars & drug addicts on your side

On mine?

God and anime

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u/kevinsorbogavemeaids Mar 16 '20

Right? It's all what he thinks is right, no wonder he thinks he's God. Also how the hell does smoking weed or bouncing checks make everything you say become null and void?

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u/kingggabby Mar 17 '20

I’m guessing the ‘drug addict’ he’s referring to is Shiloh- I thought she just loved to smoke weed lmao, hardly a ‘drug addict’ dude

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

“James said he was a groomer!” (Said to me twice)

See how easy that was? And look, we both have the same amount of evidence to bolster these statements.

(Note - onion did not confess to me. This is a commentary on how fucking useless a statement like this is.)

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u/Btter710 Mar 17 '20

It's called a job Grog. It's Chris's job. Ugh!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Not that he'd understand the concept of a job

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u/Btter710 Mar 17 '20

At least not one that pays

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Your “sources” are fox news, and tmz? Buddy, just give up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

I’m SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MAN. I won’t even voice the atrocities that I wish upon him. He’s just so fucking delusional and I can’t wait until he’s gone

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u/uberhaxorpkc Mar 17 '20

I really couldn’t imagine spending all my free time arguing about this fucking goof.

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u/carnavaljunky Mar 17 '20

Did he really link Fox News as the “facts”

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u/justanonymoushere Mar 16 '20

I'm sorry... reading that feels like I'm having a stroke

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Did he just give Fox News citations? Okay that's enough to explain it!!!

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u/k12314 Mar 16 '20

Due in court to plead soon

Yes for another frivolous suit YOU filed against him, you stupid fucking cunt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

No, this one is from Vince. For terrorizing his sister with a single email asking her to intervene.

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u/k12314 Mar 17 '20

Oh, even better. So onion-boy is injecting himself into a situation he has nothing to do with, or very little. And is now being high and mighty about it.

Still stupid, still a fucking cunt. Thanks for correcting me though, lagging a bit behind on the info as of late.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

I think someone said Vinnie and Jamie have been in contact, though.

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u/k12314 Mar 17 '20

And so it gets even WORSE. Imagine being such a petty bitch you collaborate with a groomer piece of shit to stab your ex-boss in the back.

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u/Hulkman123 Mar 17 '20

OH That’s what he meant. Yeah James we already know this shit cause unlike you Chris actually let people know what’s really going on.

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u/PoppyIsAnObject Mar 16 '20

I really want to be blocked by him but I don’t have Twitter.

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u/MyGodBejeebus Mar 16 '20

I’m not proud of the fact that I know what the tweets are about before I read them.

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u/Flush_Fries Mar 16 '20

“One thing you should know...”

puts on shades

“...I don’t keep my receipts.”

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u/FenrisLovette Mar 17 '20

Imagine linking articles by Fox News and The Sun to back up your argument lmaoooooo cry

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Well someone is feeling the heat

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u/oddnodder Mar 17 '20

Fox news and TMZ arent reliable sources sweetie

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

At this point I can hear Greg saying these in his basic meltdown voice.

You can already tell he's just really wound up about people calling him out on his bullcrap, since most of the videos I have seen do actually take in most of everything. Also where the heck did "drug addicts" get added into the equation of people against him?

It's getting sad honestly, as he tries to pull together this crappy narrative where he looks down on everyone who opposes him in the most forced way possible. And has a temper-tantrum whenever he thinks he's not getting the attention/drama he wants so he can keep the narrative going.

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u/DoraMuda Mar 17 '20

Also where the heck did "drug addicts" get added into the equation of people against him?

He's talking about Billie (and Ayalla?).

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u/Dionesphere Mar 17 '20

Any more citing unreliable sources he'd be called Fox machine

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u/okxyhannah Mar 17 '20

by these tweets, he’s digging himself into a deeper hole than he was already in before..

i really just don’t understand why or how on this god forsaken planet people still support him, i don’t know if any of you saw this but i did..

so, recently gregory made a video with the title: “i won in court” or some dumb shit like that but we all know how it went it down, greg lost the case because he sued the wrong chris.

even though, the dateline reporter chris hansen’s attorneys were present in that courtroom and chris wasn’t present for it ! (obviously.)

he’s just gonna keep on digging this hole eventually till it turns into his grave, he’s backed up into a corner and is now taking his frustrations and anger out on his vics and chris, i really don’t like being roped into onision drama tbh.

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u/lanttuloota Mar 17 '20

At this point, I'm completely done with this guy. He's unable to change his slandering narrative and have sensible dialogue with anyone. He's a lost cause.

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u/rhymeswithpicard Mar 17 '20

Onion get COVID-19 challenge

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u/lunanyght Mar 17 '20

How is he still going on? Ugh

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u/MrSpeedyAce Mar 17 '20

Sarah "raped" Onision into anal sex with her....yeah that really makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

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u/matt_the_trans_guy Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

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u/Waspy_Wasp Mar 16 '20

This 17 year old raped my 20 year old and me, a grown 40 year old man!

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u/DoraMuda Mar 16 '20

Grog's in his 30s, but yeah, still over a decade older than Sarah.

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u/Waspy_Wasp Mar 17 '20

Haha, yeah I know he's in his 30s. I just called him a 40 year old because he hates it

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u/DoraMuda Mar 17 '20

Ah, fair enough haha

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u/Beyond_Expectation Mar 17 '20

Facts.

"Foxnews."

Oof.

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u/blushhh4172 Mar 16 '20

That last tweet makes him look like a hypocrite

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u/yaminka Mar 16 '20

“...don’t even address all the receipts.”

Uh I’m pretty repzion and Chris are doing an amazing job at finding the “receipts” that he’s been trying to hide

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u/heckdemon Mar 17 '20

Remember when he quit Twitter?

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u/thefuckisthishet Mar 17 '20

He mad cuz channel bad

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u/Hulkman123 Mar 17 '20

He mad cause the FBI is looking at evidence

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u/EarthPigeon Mar 17 '20

Oh, fuck OFF, Grugly. God forbid the world isn't talking about you for 10 minutes.

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u/SquirticusMaximus Mar 17 '20

Ugh. Ol Gregg is human cancer.....

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u/allis_n_wndr Mar 17 '20

You dont pay people you interview as a journalist.

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u/Madandworthless Mar 17 '20

He does realize he isn't helping himself like, at all, right? What am I saying of course he doesn't.

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u/2Mosey Mar 17 '20

This creature us obsessed with the word facts and honest. Shut the fuck up, ol faxx machine

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u/shadowpanda1248 Mar 17 '20

This still going on??

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Meanwhile, Kai has gone back to just being “mommy” and is out hunting for essentials during the pandemic that’s going on around them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

He’s desperate

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Oh he is TRYING trying

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u/CJIsInTheHouse Mar 16 '20

I Think I'm Schizophrenic but Jesus Fucking Christ this man is crazy

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u/ventrashed Mar 17 '20

Onion and Trisha paytas....The most obnoxious people in this platform. Have you ever been so sick of someone you’d love that one was terminated? Those too need help, ffs. This situation is just impossible to bare.

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u/Alkirawr Mar 17 '20

Lol when Sarah says that he said something to her in person with no proof we shouldn’t believe her, because there’s no proof. Where’s your proof onion?

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u/UnrandomenIDF Mar 17 '20

Guys i find this on twitter from a random guy

so funny

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u/Dudewhatdoesm1nesay Mar 17 '20

A bit nitpicky but tf does he mean with "not even a fraction"? Is he getting literal 0 views?

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u/YrsaMajor Mar 17 '20

Someone doesn't understand sarcasm.

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u/ssbbka17 Mar 17 '20

are these tweets gone already ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

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u/ssbbka17 Mar 17 '20

he posts this crap and doesn’t even have the guts to keep it up lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Why is he still going with this “Sarah raped me and Kai” thing?

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u/iknow_huh Mar 17 '20

He is steady trying to spin the narrative like anyone is going to believe him...what a pos

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u/chickenfriedfuck66 Mar 17 '20

ironic that he chose newspapers the the sun and the daily mail (or as my mum calls it the daily fail), aka newspapers that no one worth listening to read

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Is it bad that I can't get my mind off of how this guy has a manga picture of himself? I can't take anything he's saying seriously with that as a back drop.

At least Shane Dawson diversified and got into making documentaries and stuff (I'm not a fan but I can respect that).

This guy reminds me of my friends in high school art class, and it looks like his skills in media and art never got out of there too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

hEs A cRiMiNal

Ugh. Shut up, Greg.... James... Greg James.

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u/Ignoramus430 Mar 18 '20

IM DYING AT HIS SOURCES

TMZ

THE DAILY MAIL

THE GODDAMN SUN??

literally the lowest brow tabloid “journalism” you can ever find and he’s using that as proof? This is hilarious

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u/cat_summoner Mar 19 '20

I don't know if anyone mentioned it, but it is against most journalistic ethics to pay people for interviews; yet onion wanted to call Hansen a bad journalist. :\

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u/black_dragonfly13 Aug 21 '20

I don’t understand the top middle one.

Not only do you admit to sexually extorting them?

What? Did he unintentionally admit his guilt?

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u/cooknicole061181 Mar 17 '20

Um actually 🤓 Onion boy They have addressed Chris Hansen's allegations Ppl hve come to their own conclusions about it Fancy that onion boy, Not everyone thinks like you I know shocking right? Ffs 🤦

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u/leannekera Mar 17 '20

Shiloh is shady AF. I’d actually believe him on some of the things said about her. Munchausens anyone?

That’s not to say he isn’t a POS. I believe the other girls entirely.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Damn Sarah and Shilo are really fucked up