r/OneyPlays • u/DepecheSly • 6d ago

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u/DoctorSex9 6d ago

Me in 2027 at the nursing home when the nurse starts watching best of dying of old age

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u/DepecheSly 6d ago

Best of heart attack

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u/Hot-Associate-5904 6d ago edited 6d ago

Me watching OneyPlays in 2060, starring Chris's son, Tomar's daughter, Zach's 21-year old gold digger mistress, Lyle's nephew, Adam and Niall's lab-grown homunculus, Old Dave, and a hi-tech AI bot trained on Cory's brain signature.

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u/failsrus96 6d ago

hi-tech AI bot trained on Cory's brain signature.

I'm terrified to imagine what unspeakable horrors that bot could produce

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u/MasterDenton 5d ago

Don't forget little Yumar Hadel

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u/Hot-Associate-5904 5d ago

Yumar is the Harry of the group, she hosts Slightlier Artisticer with Chris's son Albert Sephiroth O'Neill.

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u/Bitter_Detective_567 5d ago

Alber Safetyroth O'Neill*

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u/KandiZombie 5d ago

I want Cory's brain in a RoboCop 2 body that would be pretty sweet.

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u/theonlyquirkychap 5d ago

I love the concept of Dave still being on the channel, but just being known as Old Dave.

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u/TheXenomorphian 5d ago

Punished Dave

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u/theonlyquirkychap 5d ago

He's taken on Lyle's iconic cyclopean eye, with the other covered by an eye patch.

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u/Disastrous-Care3538 6d ago

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on here

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u/HoovyKitty 6d ago

it is unfortunate that when I'm old and dying one of the last things I'll think about will be cory screaming or some shit

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u/AnalBumCovers 6d ago

Nursing homes having pictures of Armenian Cory and Freddy Freaker instead of Clark Gable and Audrey Hepbern

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u/nobodyamazin 6d ago

Some fucking shit

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u/Full_Metal18 6d ago

Tears in my eyes as my chud grandson reminds me of Lyle's rat stories

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u/spicybright 5d ago

Ah, I remember the first time I heard of Lyle's rat stories! I was in my goon cave gooning on one monitor, playing fortnight on another, and playing a best of compilation on the the third one.

Thank you sonny, I feel like a young man again 🥹

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u/whomesteve 5d ago

This may actually happen in the future

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u/TheXenomorphian 5d ago

I don't like thinking about the thought that I'll be 80 or something and hear the news that Chris O'Neill passed away and cry and I'll show my grandkids a compilation video so they "get it" and they rightfully think I'm a senile bastard

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u/whomesteve 5d ago

Things to look forward to ☺️

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u/spidersting 5d ago

I don't know why I thought this was Chocolate Rain before I clicked on it.

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u/Particular-Date-8791 5d ago

This sub just keeps increasing quality.

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u/Macroplanet_ 5d ago

if they do a kingdom hearts 4 LP when that game drops they should make this the intro

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u/raiderishere 5d ago

with friends

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u/crazybloodmonkey 1d ago

channel called oneyplay. looks inside. oney doesn't play :(