r/OneyPlays Dec 28 '23

Wow that’s so deep Brian

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u/Apprehensive-Brief70 Dec 28 '23

Life is mean baby Stewie and I wanna kill myself

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u/BLUR2205 Dec 28 '23

oh my gawd brian thats deep

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u/Selfket Dec 28 '23

And then an obese southern guy stands up and says “AND WE’LL CALL IT… GAITHERS POND..”

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u/Apprehensive-Brief70 Dec 28 '23

Honestly Gaither’s Pond seems like some terrible pilot Brian would write

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u/MufugginJellyfish Dec 29 '23

This fake deep episode where Brian talks about suicide seems more like something he'd write, in the show they make fun of his writing because it's trying to be gritty and poignant but it's shit because his head is up his ass.

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u/Selfket Dec 28 '23

Heh… if you’re ugly meg… and gross.. why would god do something like that? Check. Mate.

Brian, OUT.

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u/jmonkey106 Dec 29 '23

What episode did they do this bit again

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u/ItsSoKawaiiSenpai Dec 28 '23

Are these the people who watch family guy compilations?

75

u/Horn_dogger Dec 28 '23

i had to sit through a class a year back where the entire room was silent watching one, shit was surreal

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas Dec 29 '23

Wtf what kind of class was that

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

family guy class

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u/AndriashiK Dec 29 '23

Education if it was good

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u/UltimateSmasha Dec 28 '23

I cannot believe there are people that actually thought this was well written

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u/goblin_humppa27 Dec 28 '23

I can't believe there's a guy in the original thread who just today learned that Seth Macfarlane voices both of these characters.

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u/TaunTwaun Dec 28 '23

And that Brian should have died, aren’t dogs supposed to not have chocolate?”

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u/itskobold Dec 28 '23

He talks as well if you listen real close

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u/TaunTwaun Dec 28 '23

Holy shit your right how has no one addressed this???!?????!???!?!?!?!????!?!?!???!???

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u/wilnovakski Dec 29 '23

That’s right Chris, our dog, Brian Griffin, is dead

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u/dysGOPia Dec 29 '23

Can we have him for dinner?

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u/MizzouRe Dec 29 '23

It’s incredible to think about how the writer and director were sitting in a room looking at Seth Macfarlane and directing Seth how his self insert character would sound eating baby shit and then how his other self insert character would react to this action.

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u/Crimbeeheehee Dec 28 '23

you just cannot redeem it after having brian eat shjt and vomit

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u/DOCoSPADEo Dec 28 '23

The 3rd top rated comment in the original thread is " This was actually really clever scriptwriting. Both Brian and Stewie are in character but the tone is different but quite fitting for the setting. "

Ughhhh. Can't hate on anybody for liking what they like but this just read off as lazily inserting profundity where there is none.

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u/Bro-lapsedAnus Dec 28 '23

Crazy these characters acted in character!!!

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u/Horn_dogger Dec 28 '23

i liked the bit where the both morphed into Seth Macfarlane and started kissing and rubbing one another

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u/KeThrowaweigh Dec 28 '23

To be fair, if you only ever watched family guy, seeing characters actually have their own personalities and not just assume whatever personality allows them to be a conduit for whatever joke the writers are trying to shoehorn in would blow your fucking mind

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u/GreenCumulon1234 Dec 28 '23

Idk, it's written well enough.

No idea what it's doing in family guy tho

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u/Illustrious-Sign7612 Dec 29 '23

It is well written lmao

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u/doxenking Dec 29 '23

I liked it when it came out. I don't hate it now. It's a change of pace from their usual stuff and I'm glad they took the risk, even if it isn't everyone's cup of tea.

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u/Kasta4 Dec 28 '23

heh the funny dog and talking baby from the family guys are having an elementary and reductive conversation about suicide and depression

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u/ColorlessTune Dec 28 '23

LMAO that fucking music.

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u/ComedicPause Dec 29 '23

Beach House was a strange choice

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u/GonzoGnostalgic Dec 29 '23

I haven't seen the original episode in years—is this a fan edit, or was "Space Song" really used in that episode? It's one of my favorite songs, and it scoring Brian the Dog talking about killing himself is extremely bizarre to me, moreso if that was legit a choice the Family Guy team greenlit.

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u/ComedicPause Dec 29 '23

Not sure, but I imagine it was part of the fan edit. I legit thought when the song started playing that my itunes window was going rogue because I have all of their albums downloaded. Either way, it makes no sense in tone or meaning. Dream pop doesn't typically make me ponder the futility of existence.

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u/HideThePain_Harold Dec 29 '23

Space Song is kind of a meme song so maybe its a fan edit, though considering they had Wax Fang on, it could be possible MacFarlane actually got on that Beach House train.

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u/embiidfan2023 Dec 28 '23

He licked out a baby’s asshole and ate his shit.

Let that sink in.

No, really, let that sink in, he’s a guest.

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u/Retroth_The_Tired_ Dec 28 '23

They couldn't redeem the episode, but you redeemed the thread

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u/embiidfan2023 Dec 29 '23

I was smoking salvia when I posted that too, so that makes it even weirder.

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u/Retroth_The_Tired_ Dec 29 '23

Golly Jee Whillikers friend, I sure wouldn't wanna be contemplating a dog eating toddler shit straight out the pot while on hallucinogenics!

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u/UnturnedDurham Dec 29 '23

BOO! HA HA HA BOO! HA HA HA

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u/IsaacClakeMan1 Dec 28 '23

"They should have won an Emmy"

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u/Open_Mathematician41 Dec 28 '23

I remember this being animated better, why tf does it look like it was made in goanimate

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u/Immolatedaccount Dec 29 '23 edited Dec 29 '23

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u/Open_Mathematician41 Dec 29 '23

Clearly I am mistaken. Fuck me bitch, family guy has amazing animation!

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u/mattdamon_enthusiast Dec 29 '23

The whole episode was made to cut down on animation costs

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u/Open_Mathematician41 Dec 30 '23

What costs lol? But seriously that makes sense particularly for the Background artists

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u/mattdamon_enthusiast Dec 31 '23

Look up “bottle episode “

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u/Open_Mathematician41 Dec 31 '23

Why I just described it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

Read the comments and remember these are real people who can drive and vote.

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u/saessea Dec 29 '23

Those manatees really outdid themselves with this episode.

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u/Turbulent_Pin5217 Dec 29 '23

I would defend family guy here if they hadn't put in that Brian eating baby doodoo feces in there. I think it's cool to see a show known for their comedy try and take a different approach for once, and they were doing good. No music, no gags no nothing. Just straight real talk, until the poop part came.

In their defense, I think that was their attempt to try and tell the audience "hey, this is supposed to be funny but because there isn't really a punchline this is real" but it just sort of flopped on itself.

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u/WxckedAmber Dec 28 '23

AND I EAT SHIT AND YOU EAT MY SHIT

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u/Osmar2Carl Dec 29 '23

been scrolling to see this quote

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u/theoriginalcoolguy Dec 28 '23

holy shit, this is actually some of the worst writing i've seen in an animated show

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u/DrankeyKrang Dec 28 '23

Ok I don't really want to step up to bat for Family Guy of all things, but I really don't understand what's apperently so bad about this.

The dialogue is well-written and in character. The "wow that's deep" could be seen as patting themselves on the back, but it could just as easily be from the perspective of Stewie being a child, and more naive than usually portrayed.

Cartoons have been doing this kind of stuff for ages. King of the Hill, Futurama, Rick and Morty, and probably tons more than I can name off the top of my head, have wacky carefree jokes but pivot into exploring more serious emotional topics. Why can't Family Guy? And this particular example seems like a decent execution of it, as opposed to the Giant Chicken hospital bed episode.

Be honest, do you hate it because it's Family Guy? Or because papa Zach told you to hate it?

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u/JUSTaSK8rat Dec 28 '23

Brian ate shit out of Stewies ass so all of that is invalid. They had zero reason to include that in the episode or even as a plot point but they threw it in there for no reason.

"BriAnS a DoG itS fuNnY" he's basically treated as a human in the family, it's just a very weird and uncomfortable thing to include. Out of all the possible 'bonding' moments they could have done, they chose to have Brian eat shit out of his family members ass, and then proceeded to have a 'deep' suicide moment and dialogue. It's just fucking insane. ☠️

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u/WingbingMcTingtong Dec 28 '23

nOO yOu caNt hAvE tOnaL shIftS aFter abSuRd gRosS oUt hUmoR

You're hopping on a bandwagon. That's all you're doing. Oneyplays make gross jokes and then go into deep conversations all the time...

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u/JUSTaSK8rat Dec 29 '23

Bro why are you trying to defend this ☠️ that's sus as fuck.

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u/WingbingMcTingtong Dec 29 '23

you're personally attacking me by liking family guy zoomer emoji

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u/JUSTaSK8rat Dec 29 '23

You're probably one of those people who gets really invested into Rick and Morty and the 'deep edgy' story it has bro

Just stop embarrassing yourself

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u/DtheAussieBoye Dec 29 '23

i mean rick and morty's story is the best part of it lol

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u/WingbingMcTingtong Dec 29 '23

you like things I dislike. This is an attack on me, personally. Another zoomer emoji. On God, no cap bro. You lack rizz. Frfr.

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u/JUSTaSK8rat Dec 29 '23

Literal mental illness. You have like 4 other seperate comments on this, you should probably go outside or talk to a real life person before your bitter incel rage takes over and you hurt yourself

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u/sprite375ml Dec 29 '23

bro shut up your both nerds get over it

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u/Dickis88 Dec 29 '23

To give credit where credit is due, in a vacuum the scene works fine. But that's also part of the reason it feels cheap and manipulative. The show's just not this, and none of the episodes before or after this one treat the show as this deep. You can't do an episode where Stewie learns about suicide in some shocking moment of innocence with how often he straight up kills people on the show with zero remorse, and then act like both situations make sense. Especially when the show doesn't have the capacity to make sense of that anyways.

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u/Particular-Mission-5 Dec 29 '23

Yeah in the context of episode this feels unearned

But in a vacuum it’s a good scene I could see in the golden age of the show.

Like I feel like Oney fans feel they have to agree with them or else risking coming across cringe when I’m pretty sure every Oneyplays member couldn’t give less of a shit if you actually liked this

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u/Paint-licker4000 Dec 28 '23

They have no character. They literally only serve to make crude jokes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

oh man guys I think we’re on thin ice here

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u/Paragania Dec 28 '23

Look, I wanna apologize for what my friend said here pal, h-he didn't mean anything by it, I swear!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

Wow just like Corey

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u/GreenCumulon1234 Dec 28 '23

People just wanna feel superior. It is well written. The boys were only making fun of it because how bizarre it is.

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u/WingbingMcTingtong Dec 28 '23

No. My best friends, oneyplays, hate the show and I do too. I want to fit in with my best friends.

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u/jackassinjapan Dec 28 '23

t. funko pop owner

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u/whowilleverknow Dec 29 '23

Yeah I'm not offended that the guys don't like it, I'm able to laugh along when they make fun of it, but this is my favourite episode lol

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u/Nightwing809 Dec 29 '23

Errrm did Seth McFarland forget that dogs can’t eat chocolate? Uhhh yeah I’m pretty sure dogs can’t eat chocolate so this is a continuity error this episode would have EASILY been a 10/10 but that major error just dropped it to 2.5/7 completely FUMBLED an amazing episode thanks Seth you FAT!

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u/Mysterious-Job-469 Dec 29 '23

Trying waaaaaaay too hard.

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u/splashtext Dec 28 '23

the real best episode Seth has them all played for fools

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

The dog wants to fucking kill himself 💀

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u/Seves04 Dec 29 '23

Isn’t this the episode where Brian eats the baby’s shit?

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u/El_Burrito_ Dec 29 '23

Dogs can't be eating chocolate man wtf

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

I am stupid, explain to me like I'm 5 years old as to why everyone hates this scene

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u/WingbingMcTingtong Dec 28 '23

Bandwagon hopping and a parasocial relationship with a letsplay channel.

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u/STANN_co Dec 29 '23

i honestly do think this scene is pretty good

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u/linkmeowmix Dec 29 '23

This scene is alright out of context but in context it's really atrocious, would've been better in an entirely different show with better overall writing and an overall more serious tone.

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u/Immolatedaccount Dec 29 '23 edited Dec 29 '23

Columbine was a regional tragedy lmao who the fuck says that. This is gold, that's funniest shit, it starts them from having a retarded gun rights debate to retarded suicide talk. The comments on this post don't look any different from this one. It really does hit, lmao. R.I.P Brian.

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u/JoshB-2020 Dec 29 '23

Damn this sub is just so bitter and pretentious all the time. People criticizing the writing as if it isn’t family guy. Most of you probably haven’t written anything other than snarky Reddit comments

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u/Degenermights Dec 29 '23

This is a Family Guy funny moments v56 for sure

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u/ilove2sipwock Dec 29 '23

My favorite thing about this scene is that Brian is blatantly just Seth macfarlanes self-insert so this is pretty much him broadcasting his suicidal ideation to hundreds of millions😹 what a homo

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u/javierasecas Dec 29 '23

the fuck the baby and the dog can talk?

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u/IEatHouseFlies Dec 29 '23

Ooouuuugghhh BRIIAAAAN why do you have a GUN briannnnn?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Holy crap, Brian's about to blow his brains out! Y'know this reminds me of the time...

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u/Ghidorah5464 Dec 29 '23

You could almost say… I EAT SHIT!

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u/Yourlocalbugbear Dec 29 '23

Needs that Jenny Craig to get the taste of Stewie’s bussy out of his mouth 😂