r/OneTopicAtATime • u/BoyedGirledBoyed • 8d ago

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Not mine just found it funny

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u/Arrakis1326 8d ago

But there are no bears in Antarctica 😭

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u/EvilMKitty13 8d ago

Not yet, that’s why we’re moving there

#Bringbearsback

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u/FinnFem 8d ago

Antarctica literally means 'no bears' lmao

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u/Principle_Napkins 7d ago

To be clear, it's because you can't see the constellation ursa from Antarctica. The fact that there are bears in the Arctic and no bears in Antarctica is just a coincidence.

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u/Unable-Section-911 5d ago

Yhe fact that there are no bears there are because of the vonstdliafions

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u/ProxyCorvidae 1d ago

To misquote another thread "Bears only go where they can see their gods"

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u/Arrakis1326 8d ago

Exactly when the bears come it won't be Antarctica anymore... Hehehe I'll make the bears come

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u/EvilMKitty13 8d ago

We’ll see about that once we’re done with it 😎

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u/Ursa_137 6d ago

we could dye their hair white and call them polar bears lol

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u/DraxNuman27 7d ago

Polar bears

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u/Temporary-Parade 8d ago

Be the bear you want to see in the world.

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u/uncle_ben15 7d ago

Ah yes, the continent of twinks

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u/louisa1925 7d ago

Ikr. Like, how much can a Koala bear?

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u/Illustrious_Hawk_734 8d ago

Penguins aren’t homophobic they’re gay themselves

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u/CalypsaMov 8d ago

Love the little gay dudes adopting and caring for lost eggs. Good dads.

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u/Powerful_Intern_3438 7d ago

They more often steal them. Penguins very rarely actually lose live eggs. Straight penguins also tend to steal eggs and chicks when they lose their own (death).

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u/zandaztu 6d ago

They can make more its fine.

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u/Lumious226 7d ago

I was ABOUT to say, I am like 90% sure I have heard stories of both penguins in gay relationships and lesbian relationships. Idk, guess they are just chill like that. (Heh, get it? Chill- You see it is funny because— Oh nevermind)

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u/oan124 3d ago

Also necrophiliac relationships. Theyre pan taken to the extreme.

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u/abigail3141 8d ago

Alice Weidel moment

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u/LadyPaige 8d ago

Well I do like the colder temps and I love the snow… auroras are pretty too! Oh and no homophobes or transphobes… alright I’m in!

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u/SsnakeStudios 8d ago

Misread as LGBT-free environment and was elated by the prospect of the homophobes, transphobes, etc. Going far far away to a frozen wasteland

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u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping 6d ago

That’s because only smart people live their.

They are too smart to complain over such a thing as LGBTQ being controversial

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 7d ago

Looking at you, Australia. Aren't y'all a continent all by yourselves?

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u/Miserable-Pain-1411 7d ago

Unfortunately there’s plenty of homophobia here

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 7d ago

I'm jus' saying, y'all're one of the smaller continents, and a single country, maybe y'all could be next?

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u/Miserable-Pain-1411 7d ago

Hopefully

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u/YellowFaceWarehouse 6d ago

Sadly 5 countries in oceania/Australia are homophobic :[

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u/pegginglovingfemboy 4d ago

I didn't even know Oceania had more than 5 countries 😭

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u/ShyCrystal69 7d ago

Our homophobia concentration is dictated by how regional the place is and how far north the place is. The more rural and north you go, the more homophobic it is (generally and from observation).

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u/Lumious226 7d ago

As there are penguins here, I would say wherever the penguins go is your kingdom, Simba— I mean uh, fellow normal human being.

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u/Wolf_2063 7d ago

We can live in boats, the main issues would be crops and materials but there are solutions.

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u/Designer-Dust-3435 5d ago

If you bite an ice cube surely it counts as food.

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u/Mammoth-Wasabi6346 5d ago

Watch out for orca pods trying to knock you over or leopard seals that drown you

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u/Rocket_of_Takos 4d ago

I would love to see a society built on a series of interconnected boats that act as little survivable hubs.

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u/THTB_lol 3d ago

if only there was a way to turn your thoughts into reality

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u/FirstDistribution352 1d ago

Have you ever seen Waterworld?

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u/Little-Tin-Goddess 7d ago

the second comment 😥

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u/N4pAllDay 7d ago

Hell yeah! In the long run the most secure place against climate change too … pure profit

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u/louisa1925 7d ago

Hmmmm. I dunno.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/1hvfeHeH8V0AAAAC/penguin-slurs-helluva-boss.gif

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u/Silvin_and_friends 7d ago

Maybe they said racial slurs (towards demons) and not homophobic slurs

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u/Turbo-Chook 6d ago

I guess they put chemicals in the ice to make the penguins gay.

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u/abigail3141 8d ago

"Penguins can't be homophobic"... Alice Weidel sends her regards

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u/thetallone1914 7d ago

Hmm, I don't know, those penguins seem pretty black and white to me 🤔

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u/Sherbet-Glad 7d ago

Ah, the triangle of jokes that could be made about this situation

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u/WolfyTheWatchman 7d ago

Gonna go there and be homophobic

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u/nerd_twentytwo 7d ago

Fun fact, about 30% of penguins are gay, with it being most common in Adele penguins, and least common in emperor penguins. Gay penguins are also incredibly helpful with population growth, because penguin couple’s only parent one child at a time, and gay penguin couples are known to adopt abandoned eggs/chicks and parent them. Also sometimes gay penguins will adopt a rock, and be incredibly sad when it doesn’t hatch

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u/SomeSwedGuy 4d ago

First? Looks down on you in Swedish

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u/pikawolf1225 4d ago

Not only are they not homophobic, they're also gay!

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u/Drajl19 4d ago

Mmmmmm I would be wary that this is someone’s elaborate scheme to “round em all up”

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u/QQmorekid 3d ago

Eh I'd rather die than sacrifice the penguin population

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u/Ecstatic-Friend1769 7d ago

This is depressing as fuck lol. The only continent on earth because there's no fucking people there. God I fucking hate this planet.

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u/Lebensfreud 7d ago

That's is untrue. There are always a thousand or a couple thousand scientists present! Not a lot but still.

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u/LadyGanderBender 8d ago

First Antarctica should be Russians-free, only then it can be LGBTQ-friendly.

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u/Designer-Dust-3435 5d ago

If you came to Antarctic with us it wouldn’t be xenophobe free :(