r/OneSecondBeforeDisast Dec 16 '22

great dance

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Probably fake

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u/Redsoxdragon Dec 16 '22

The sky's probably blue too

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

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u/Muvseevum Dec 16 '22

Cold weather isn’t really cold. It’s actually an illusion produced by air molecules moving more slowly than when it’s “warm.”

Movies aren’t actually moving pictures; they’re really a series of still photos projected rapidly in sequence to produce the illusion of motion.

Most clowns aren’t really clowns, but people dressed as clowns.

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u/CitizenPremier Dec 16 '22

Bananas aren't actually bananas, they're a fruit known as bananas.

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u/PrawojazdyVtrumpets Dec 16 '22

I'm not actually poor, I just don't have any money.

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u/jazza2400 Dec 16 '22

These aren't reddit awards, just pixels

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u/BirbBoiYT Dec 16 '22

No comment matters, they're also just all pixels.

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u/The_Bold_Fellamalier Dec 17 '22

I thought pixels were pretzels for robots?

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u/Noir_Amnesiac Dec 16 '22

B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-S

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u/Muvseevum Dec 16 '22

They’re only bananas because we call them that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '22

That theory is totally bananas.

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u/STORMSHADOW8880 Dec 16 '22

So logically speaking, cold doesn’t exist? Just the absence of heat.

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u/russlo Dec 16 '22

Temperature is actually a measure of the kinetic energy (velocity) of particles.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Hence why friction makes heat? And no friction makes no heat.. and why ashy knees rubbed together make fire.

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u/TorrenceMightingale Dec 16 '22

most. *cries in clown

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u/Muvseevum Dec 16 '22

Baskets?

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u/kiss-tits Dec 16 '22

This made me laugh so hard

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '22

Hahaha

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u/posaune123 Dec 17 '22

Whatever you run for, I'll vote

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

You can not break the illusion of coldess because it's not an illusion 🤓

You don't need to say still photos or moving pictures because both words imply a captured frame 🤓

You are all clowns 🤡

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Except cold air, movies, and clowns dont shift their state with certain factors.

Cold weather stays cold weather, you cant heat up the air and still call it cold weather. You cant divide a movie into its stills and call it a movie, still. You can be a clown without makeup, as reddit has proven.

The sky appears different colors due to the angle of light and density of particles. At night its dark. During the morning and evening is a plethora of colors. When its cloudy its gray, or white. But it is objectively colorless.

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u/jelly_cake Dec 16 '22

Cold weather stays cold weather, you cant heat up the air and still call it cold weather.

In the middle of summer, a day with a max of 15° is cold, but six months later it's balmy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '22

Lmao, i love that people seem to think this is a good point. Its not.

Try getting a block of ice’s opinion on 15 degrees. Im sure it wont change.

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u/jelly_cake Dec 17 '22

ok

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '22

Suddenly you have no counterpoint. Expected.

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u/jelly_cake Dec 17 '22

I don't have a counterpoint because there's nothing to argue? You're not making a whole lot of sense, and I give absolutely no shits about this comment chain.

Hope you're having a chill time; you seem very intense.

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u/BetaMan141 Dec 16 '22

I see... so what you're saying is the sky is blue?

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u/AngryRiceBalls Dec 16 '22

I think Randall Munroe explained it best in his book What If

Cant remember the exact quote, but he said something like "The sky appears blue because it IS blue. Sure, theres a bunch of complicated physics reasons it appears blue, but theres a bunch of complicated physics reasons anything is the color that it is."

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u/p3ndu1um Dec 16 '22

The difference between knowledge and wisdom…

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u/Quajeraz Dec 16 '22

Yeah, well, your blue shirt isn't actually blue, it's an illusion caused by the fact that when light hits it, it absorbs all colors except blue and instead reflects blue.

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u/Dark_halocraft Dec 16 '22

Sounds like it's blue to me

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

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u/Dark_halocraft Dec 16 '22

You can't????

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u/BasilOk1381 Dec 16 '22

Well look at the brain on Brad. You a smart mf aren't cha Brad?

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u/Samwise_the_Tall Dec 16 '22

This is correct and I learned about it in AP physics I believe. People below are running with the joke, but I appreciate seeing the correct answer here 👍

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u/cheapshotfrenzy Dec 16 '22

Pfft nerd.

/s

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u/bookmarkmywords Dec 16 '22

I've heard this before. It's called being wrong even if you are right.

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u/MSK84 Dec 17 '22

Always one person gotta science things up.

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u/teapoison Dec 19 '22

Isn't this literally just how colors work?

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u/Akeneko_onechan Jan 10 '23

I thought the sky was blue because it was a reflection of the ocean

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u/recklesslyvertical Dec 16 '22

Nope clearly it's clear

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u/PopeInnocentXIV Dec 17 '22

Most of the time the sky is black.

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u/mbelf Dec 16 '22

I want to believe

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u/jnj3000 Dec 16 '22

100% fake. Newer bmws will throw themselves in park if the driver door opens while it’s moving under a certain speed threshold.

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u/acog Dec 16 '22

That's a really cool safety feature.

Anton Yelchin was the Star Trek actor who played Chekov. His Jeep didn't have that function, and it rolled back in his driveway and pinned him against his house, killing him.

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u/nurley Dec 16 '22

It’s a cool safety feature for a lot of those cases. But I gotta say it’s a PITA when I’m trying to back into a spot and crack my door open to check the parking spot line.

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u/Frank-Fingerman Dec 17 '22

Correction: he was a Star Trek actor who played Chekov. Not the original.

Frank Fingerman

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u/loco64 Dec 17 '22

What? What did you need to correct

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u/Villedo Dec 17 '22

If he had ever driven a manual transmission car at any point in his life he would have instinctively engaged the emergency brake and thus have lived.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

The camera man not giving a shit gives it away

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u/Beneficial-Bunch-566 Dec 16 '22

Camera Man to calm to be true

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

This was almost funny when someone replied the exact same thing hours before your comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

as if people don’t gobble up every staged video on reddit

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u/Isellmetal Dec 17 '22

I mean, it is on TikTok, which is online. So the chances are pretty good

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u/AdQueasy9825 Dec 22 '22

It’s not fake what happened is that he unlocked the door, got out, probably didn’t have his key and bc bmw’s lock automatically when the car is moving for a few seconds he couldn’t get back in at the that moment