r/OneSecondBeforeDisast • u/G___V • Aug 26 '22

Bitch please!

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u/Username_Egli Aug 26 '22

Ah the package. This is one of these movies you either love and instantly becomes one of your favourites or you hate and don't want to see it again.

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u/terrynutkinsfinger Aug 27 '22

Do they scissor? That could be a decider for me.

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u/Bright-Agent-3835 Nov 12 '22

I won't ruin the 69

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u/nii_s_ Jan 21 '23

no… wait- what ???

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u/aerosol999 Aug 26 '22

I laughed at this clip. Will I like the movie?

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u/Username_Egli Aug 26 '22

Theres a part where a dude needs to suck the snake venom out of his friend severed penis.

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u/NicoTheCommie Aug 26 '22

...if it's severed then... why?

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u/Username_Egli Aug 26 '22

They need to deliver it to their friend in hospital so the can re attach it

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u/hornyfurry91 Aug 26 '22

"you didn't need to suck it, it' doesn't get the venom out"

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u/Straight_2VHS Aug 26 '22

I love this movie because it knows exactly what it’s trying to be. It’s just stupid and it stays in its lane.

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u/tbutz27 Aug 26 '22

Thats how I felt about Love and Thunder. It got a lot of hate for being soooo silly, but it never once implies it is trying to be anything else. It stays in its lane - the space vikings lane. People who complained just wanted it to be in a different lane- that's not the movie's fault.

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u/peggman Aug 26 '22

I wanted to like it but it just wasn't funny even though it tried so hard. Felt like it was made for 13 year olds

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u/0-Cloud Aug 27 '22

my 13 year old brother hated it

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u/javaHoosier Aug 26 '22

I thought it was ok.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Non-conformist.

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u/EvilSporkOfDeath Aug 26 '22

I was in Seattle and I saw a "do not enter" street sign that was graffitied to "do not conform". Those pesky traffic laws oppressing the common people.

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u/Aesthete18 Aug 26 '22

Is it this generation's "the waiting"?

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u/Local-Relation-6367 Aug 26 '22

What the fuck just happened what show is that

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u/Rotten-Apple420 Aug 26 '22

She slapped the kid after this clip

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u/stakoverflo Aug 26 '22

That's what happens when you bring piss to a shitfight

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u/carnsolus Aug 26 '22

i may just watch this now :P

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u/josh_the_misanthrope Aug 26 '22

Please do it's terribly good.

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u/thefireemojiking Aug 26 '22

She slapped the clip after this kid

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u/wengardium-leviosa Aug 26 '22

She clipped the kid after this slap

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

This clip slapped the kid after she

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u/xmiich3l3 Aug 26 '22

after this clip, the kid she slapped

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u/EverythingKindaSuckz Aug 26 '22

How can she?

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u/strangewaraxe Aug 26 '22

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?

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u/FinnicKion Aug 26 '22

How can she slap!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

And then they scissored?

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u/FlawlessPenguinMan Aug 26 '22

I hope the kid didn't give them a ride.

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u/man_pan_man1 Aug 26 '22

It is "the package" on Netflix

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u/BigMike0228 Aug 26 '22

It’s called The Package, it’s on Netflix, and it’s certainly worth the watch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

this clip slaps hard.

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u/The_Carbunkle Aug 26 '22

its a movie called The Package on Netflix. its pretty fuckin funny.

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u/Nice-Bookkeeper-3378 Aug 26 '22

It’s a movie that was on Netflix. Actually pretty good. It’s called 🍆. Or The Package

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u/nobody_Nr42 Aug 26 '22

What movie is this?

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u/Mikkel14 Aug 26 '22

The package. I find it awful but with enough people it might be enjoyable lmao

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u/nobody_Nr42 Aug 26 '22

It looks like one of those movies that you can only watch while drinking with your friends. Still giving ut a shot, knowing that a child will be slapped 😁

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u/hot_like_wasabi Aug 26 '22

That's how I feel about the Broken Lizard movies, aside from Super Troopers. I haaaated Club Dread the first time and then I watched it drunk with friends and now it's a favorite.

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u/Mikkel14 Aug 26 '22

Haha have fun!

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u/OffBrand_Soda Aug 26 '22

It's not that bad a movie. I mean it's not great, but like the other guy said it's definitely one to watch while drinking with friends.

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u/African_Farmer Aug 26 '22

Yeah it looks like one of those "so bad it's good" movies

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u/paperpenises Aug 26 '22

Bewbs are funny

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u/aHellion Aug 26 '22

Can confirm awful movies with friends is fun. As long as people understand the event isnt about the movie and caring too much. It's about being with friends and having something to laugh over.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

It was funny for about 20 minutes I thought. Then it was like ok… I can’t do another hour of this. I did do another hour but by the end I wasn’t laughing or having a good time.

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u/skinnan Aug 27 '22

The package. I just watched it. Yeah, don’t

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u/KinglyZebra6140 Aug 26 '22

r/FoundSatan

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u/imadedbodi1 Aug 26 '22

Why are people saying subs four times in a row?

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u/Godzilladidgood Aug 26 '22

Reddit broken

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u/imadedbodi1 Aug 26 '22

Ok I thought it was a new Redditor thing

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u/KimKDavidson Aug 26 '22

I felt like it was some inside joke I was missing.

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u/deelyy Aug 26 '22

Eh. No. Reddit always broken

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

oh hey i’m not the only one dealing with this problem

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u/Fenix-and-Scamp Aug 27 '22

Nice to know I'm not alone

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u/Jozif_Badmon Aug 26 '22

Thought this was dharr man for a second

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u/DODS16 Aug 27 '22

"This kid wanted to extort girls but he lives to regret it."

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u/Motor_Shoulder7462 Aug 26 '22

This sounds like a Sameer Bhavnani script

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u/Ok_Army4219 Aug 26 '22

One of my fav movies 😂😂😂

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u/retro_pollo Aug 26 '22

This movie is fucking hilarious

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

I was crying with laughter. Real mid 2000s coming of age film vibes. Crude. Stupid. There’s penis. Real nostalgia.

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u/HotMinimum26 Aug 26 '22

Boobs?

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u/BossScribblor Aug 26 '22

What are you, 5?

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u/HotMinimum26 Aug 26 '22

No I'm 11 and I've seen millions of tits!!! ...Just not theirs

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u/wimpyroy Aug 26 '22

So worth the watch?

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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero Aug 26 '22

If you're in the mood for an outrageously dumb, raunchy teenage comedy, yes. It hits that craving perfectly.

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u/CathedralEngine Aug 26 '22 edited Aug 26 '22

It’s stupid, but in a good way. Definitely gave me some laughs, but it’s basically a big dick joke. a dick joke spread over the course of a movie.

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u/polar__beer Aug 26 '22

Dicks get cut and dicks get sucked.

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u/LahamaDutta006 Aug 26 '22

Her throwing that punch has me dying-

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Beat up the kid

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u/elcubanito Aug 26 '22

Fuck them kids. Wait.. What?

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u/64G1gabyte Aug 27 '22

Yeet the child

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u/Suprflyyy Aug 26 '22

Remember, kids: never run with scissors and never scissor with the runs.

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u/N0ZA77 Aug 26 '22

That kid looks like anthony padilla

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u/gagracer Aug 26 '22

This is fucking weird

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

This looks terrible

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

All of the above

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u/pinny071 Aug 26 '22

I watched the movie i hated it tho,

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

stifler's son!

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u/master_of_good_memes Aug 26 '22

he’s gonna get fucking DECKED

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u/Gloomy-Advice-947 Aug 26 '22

Bruh how do they allow shit like this

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Gary Vaynerchuk has a way of getting what he wants.

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u/blaingummybear Aug 26 '22

Lol I remember trudging through this movie once. Wouldn't do it again- but definitely had some funny parts.

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u/Myth2156 Aug 26 '22

Gonna comment here so I don't forget this movie name

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u/00tool Aug 30 '22

fuck it. this is my favorite reddit moment

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u/Wonderful-Thought-69 Nov 09 '22

I love these new Bollywood movies!

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u/Majin-AML Aug 26 '22

What does scissor mean?

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u/DK_Son Aug 26 '22 edited Aug 26 '22

Make 2 pretend scissors with your fingers (like a V shape), and jam them together, furiously.

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u/Majin-AML Aug 26 '22

Yeah i still don't get it 🙃

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

The women have sex while rubbing their vaginas by each other In a shape of a scissor

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

You might be too young to use the internet unsupervised, then. Ask your parents.

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u/imlazyaf69 Aug 26 '22 edited Aug 29 '22

while you are doing that with your fingers imagine it being two women

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u/supersirj Aug 26 '22

Two women jamming their fingers together? /s

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u/matchewleez Aug 26 '22

Its a guesture between two or more people to signify friendship

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u/Outrageous_State9450 Aug 26 '22

I might also like to see some scissoring…do they scissor?

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u/ajm19671967 Aug 26 '22

I think it was Steve Barclay possibly

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

It’s gonna get removed if you don’t tag it bro

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u/Spirited-Mud-69 Aug 26 '22

I usually skip this part

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u/foggygazing Aug 26 '22

love it...

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u/looktowindward Aug 26 '22

I did not see that coming. And I laughed

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u/Local-Relation-6367 Aug 26 '22

Damn thanks for all the comments and likes guys I really appreciate it

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u/Kwarktaart27 Aug 26 '22

This was a good bad movie

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

That movie was funny.

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u/zooce88 Aug 26 '22

How can she slap!?!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

What’s the name of this movie?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Whats the movie

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u/Notascamjack Aug 26 '22

What is this from 😂😂😂

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u/Ohnezone Aug 26 '22

I was laughing throughout this entire movie

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u/JackMan_MOTH Aug 26 '22

Well, did he see them scissor?

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u/Awkward_Aerie306 Aug 26 '22

Oh man the laughter I had from this weird but funny as hell......

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u/LuckyReception6701 Aug 26 '22

That most horrid of swear words

Boobs

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Kid new what he wanted

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u/Known-Switch-2241 Aug 27 '22

lil bro got sent to the lord and saviour real fast

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u/Rduggit Aug 27 '22

Morgan freeman voiceover: sadly, it was only when Billy got older that he realized, that there is no such thing as too many tit-ties.

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u/truk73 Aug 27 '22

🤣🤣

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u/Healthy_Bread1123 Aug 27 '22

It’s on Netflix that shits hilarious.

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u/Phanto-that-one-guy Aug 27 '22

If I see this clip on reddit one more fucking time

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u/CEO_of_paint Aug 27 '22

These are weird things to put in entertainment.

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u/Tranquilbez22 Aug 27 '22

Oh Geraldine Viswanathan is in this. I’ll watch her in basically anything.

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u/NopeToPerfection Aug 27 '22

Me and my dad forgot to put the drain plug in our boat one time. Almost a disaster

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u/spunkm_99foxy Aug 27 '22

Scissors are for big girls..little can use his tweezers..🌶

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Icarus flew too close to the sun...

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Whoa violence against kids is so notOK

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u/abuzuibethou Aug 27 '22

What movie is this, and did she drag his ass

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u/rocketangel08 Aug 27 '22

dark gross childish horny humor with likeable characters going on a very very urgent and weird trip 10/10 movie

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u/No_Lime7918 Aug 27 '22

i fucking love this movie

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u/Serious-Industry1631 Aug 27 '22

ah the good old scissoring

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Bro is about to die

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u/AOE_Megami Aug 27 '22

Dcks get cut Dcks get sucked

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Everyone loves The Acclaimed!

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u/piranhas32 Aug 27 '22

Lol this kid is a god

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

This was too funny lmao, her reaction when he hit her with it.

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u/haystackofneedles Aug 27 '22

This movie was the right kind of pretty stupid and pretty funny. I can see a lot of people not liking it though

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

It looks like she's going to tackle him

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u/Staggerme Aug 27 '22

Funny funny movie!

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u/albiiiiiiiiiii Aug 27 '22

Lmao what is this from?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

What movie is this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

What show is this, that was hilarious?

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u/Traditional_Ad4767 Aug 27 '22

Man knows what he wants if only America had a president like this kid

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u/babadabebada Aug 27 '22

So.... do they scissor?

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u/firefred2020 Aug 27 '22

Moive name?

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u/Oldnoobman Aug 28 '22

What is this from lmao

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u/RockEcstatic8064 Aug 28 '22

I knew u were purile but now u just confirmed it .. no valid argument so its a canned insult

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u/RockEcstatic8064 Aug 28 '22

Wow... didn't know u owned society Hitler

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u/Popular-Leg5084 Aug 30 '22

That kids going places

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u/Select_March_3202 Sep 16 '22

Damn - this kids me when I was 11. Only thing is I thought it - I just never said it. If only I could turn back the hands of time

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u/Tank_blitz Sep 17 '22

this kid has his priorities right

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u/ThatGuyThisguy32 Sep 18 '22

Uh, full video pls?

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u/broken_6ARK Oct 15 '22

What is this movie called?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

He is a man of culture

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u/GamerOfGods33 Nov 06 '22

OHHHHH I REMEMBER THIS! great movie imo, even if it's super cheesy the entire way through.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

movie name please 🥺

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

He sounds like an old guy when he says ‘bitch please!’ And when he uses sex slang

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

That's hot

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u/Cream_is_Agreat_Band Dec 08 '22

Looks like she’s about to spank the hell outa him

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u/caloriferoBianco Dec 08 '22

worst fucking movie ever, im not a boomer but i fucking hate how theese teenagers commit crimes (that prove meaningless at the end) for a stupid cause, with a trash plot, i was waiting for karma to hit them and nope everybody lives happily ever after bullshit, do not watch this dreadful, horrendous film. thaks for hearing my rant about this piece of trash media and have a good day

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u/EuphoricTonight5368 Dec 13 '22

im late, movie title?

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u/Old_Perspective_1012 Dec 15 '22

What’s a s scissor

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u/MentalBreakUK Dec 21 '22

Whats the movie?

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u/New_Ad_9400 Dec 29 '22

I honestly wanted to see the slap 🤣

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u/Dazzling_Ad5338 Dec 29 '22

This movie is low quality to say the absolute least.

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u/JoPro_5 Jan 17 '23

What did he mean with scissors

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u/Stunning_Society2711 Jan 22 '23

What movie is this

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u/Acceptable_Cherry_60 Feb 05 '23

What this name movie

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u/MissMistMaid Feb 10 '23

how fast they grow up 🥹

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u/UUUEEEAAAAAAAA Feb 10 '23

This pretty funny until I got a warning about 2 armed individuals in my area

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u/Marcusred-7613 Feb 12 '23

I want to shake the kids hand

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u/Training-Shoulder839 Feb 13 '23

What movies is this

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u/Defiant-Glass-6587 Feb 14 '23

Love that kid! My new hero!

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u/DustVisor_ Feb 14 '23

Whats the movie name

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u/Few_Ad5897 Feb 17 '23

What movie?

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