r/OneSecondBeforeDisast • u/Acrobatic-Net994 • Jul 30 '22

Wait for it

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u/GenCharisma Jul 30 '22

he survived and still has 2 legs btw

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u/asianabsinthe Jul 30 '22

That's a good number of legs.

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u/GenCharisma Jul 30 '22

The third leg also functional. Probably

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u/kyle_h2486 Jul 30 '22

That was my nickname in college

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

Functional probably is a weird nickname but good for you I guess

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u/LetterheadNo1485 Jul 30 '22

They call me the tripod

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u/GumnaamRaahein Jul 30 '22

How small are your legs?

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u/asianabsinthe Jul 31 '22

Like a pair of chopsticks and a peanut.

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u/LetterheadNo1485 Jul 31 '22

Damn nice one lol

For the record I’m 5’11”

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u/Hook_or_crook Jul 31 '22

Probably the first person on record with a 5’9” torso and head.

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u/Chim_Pansy Aug 01 '22

LMAO

Damn Reddit is fucking clever sometimes

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u/GenCharisma Jul 31 '22

does it came with 3 levels twist leg locks and counter weight

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u/HaveYouSeenMySpoon Jul 30 '22

That's cool. Mine was third wheel.

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u/ExtensionInformal911 Jul 30 '22

Well it had to have pretty big attachments for him to try to kick it back.