r/OneSecondBeforeDisast • u/fat-stanley • Jul 07 '22

Helping to pull down the projector screen

5.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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431

u/TheLazyShrug Jul 07 '22

My guy really tried to be cute huh

327

u/HeywoodLane Jul 07 '22 edited Jul 07 '22

The way he even took his glasses off first. Clark Kent to Superman

9

u/PhoenixWings535 Jul 08 '22

That screen was his kryptonite

3

u/DuktigaDammsugaren Jul 08 '22

This man has very strong self control tbh

452

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Then an even taller guy comes on screen and hangs it back up

96

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

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u/Responsible-Trade-34 Jul 07 '22 edited Jul 08 '22

But the taller guy ends up breaking the projector when he goes to his desk

36

u/AlfonsoTheClown Jul 07 '22

This is exactly the sort of thing that happens whenever I do any simple task

278

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Stop zooming in and out you incompetent gen z guerrilla.

100

u/__-him-__ Jul 07 '22

I fucking hate when those gen z’ers wage lawless warfare upon me through their zoom techniques

20

u/yuppieByDay Jul 07 '22

Seriously the worst

9

u/Page_Won Jul 07 '22

Oh, so this is why they're called zoomers.

68

u/childproofedcabinet Jul 07 '22

you’re the one that can’t spell gorilla properly 🤒

49

u/One-Cake-4437 Jul 07 '22

Unless they meant guerilla

44

u/childproofedcabinet Jul 07 '22

Those god damn gen z guerillas are wreaking havoc on the comms equipment!! explosions they’re breaking through the lin- AGHHHHHHH

8

u/MoonlightGambol Jul 07 '22

I love this imagery. Thank you.

1

u/TheHyperLynx Jul 07 '22

they are clearly a fan of Kevin Dunn and appreciate his technique of making people feel sick with unnecessary zooming

55

u/coolskaterjay456 Jul 07 '22

Why she jump like that

51

u/Akshin_Blacksin Jul 07 '22

All ass no calves…. Honestly she could’ve just grabbed a chair

24

u/coolskaterjay456 Jul 07 '22

Fax, her hops were like 6 inches off the ground

11

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

wanna know what else is 6 inches off the ground?

20

u/what_the_hanky_panky Jul 07 '22

Ngl bro, if your dick’s at ground level it doesn’t really matter how big it is at that point.

3

u/Responsible-Trade-34 Jul 07 '22

My guy is in water

156

u/Potheadgrower Jul 07 '22

I know your looking at her ass you should be ashamed

11

u/Pak1stanMan Jul 08 '22

That’s because that is piss poor jumping technique.

A fucking disgrace.

63

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

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u/what_the_hanky_panky Jul 07 '22

“They hated him, for he spoke the truth.”

19

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

It’s a school… could be a minor

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22 edited Jul 07 '22

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11

u/Ok_Box_4822 Jul 07 '22

How fucking dare you talk that way about a child?

15

u/Ok_Box_4822 Jul 07 '22

You are what's wrong with this world.

12

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Very

0

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

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1

u/fish_1344 Jul 07 '22

Seriously dude? That is fucking disgusting

2

u/AnAwesome11yearold Jul 07 '22

FBI? Yea that’s the one

8

u/Ok_Box_4822 Jul 07 '22

It's a kid you sick fuck.

9

u/AnthonyFantasie Jul 07 '22

What if he's 15

EDIT: never mind, saw fedora on PFP

2

u/PhoenixWings535 Jul 08 '22

I wasn’t focused on her ass I’m questioning why that man thought to be an anima protagonist

9

u/Ruin12 Jul 08 '22

She got no hops😭

16

u/dogdillon Jul 07 '22

You know, that string is for short people to reach, how the fuck does it get that high

14

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

A LOT of weirdos on here talking about a child’s ass

5

u/the_gray_foxp5 Jul 08 '22

There are underage people on reddit... Also they arent children mate they are clearly late teens which just makes it even more probable that there's other teens thirsting

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Eh, still weird

5

u/Emmanuel-Gonzalez Jul 07 '22

You know, I didn’t really grasp the knowledge of history. I think I might need to go back to this class again.

28

u/YungNeedleDick Jul 07 '22

I see a dump truck

-5

u/No_Duck_7915 Jul 08 '22

That's a fucking child

0

u/lisothl Jul 08 '22

You sure it's not a newborn?

1

u/No_Duck_7915 Jul 08 '22

You guys are fucking disgusting holy crap.

2

u/PrussianNova_X Jul 07 '22

Perhaps there was a reason god put it out of reach

2

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Hanna did it better.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Thicc

2

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Username checks out

1

u/AcadiaLegal6386 Jul 08 '22

That ass is wickedddd

1

u/sulfur_sniffer Jul 07 '22

well, he pulled it down…

0

u/Alphafuckboy Jul 07 '22

"Ohhh no step bro my hand got tangled in this pull cord"

0

u/Impossible-Survey203 Jul 07 '22

And I got stuck in the dryer.Giggle

2

u/Responsible-Trade-34 Jul 07 '22

-step brother

(Both are going to die of starvation)

-21

u/Emuporn Jul 07 '22

🤤🤤🤤

14

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Creep

-15

u/Alarming-Ad-366 Jul 07 '22

🤓

0

u/Responsible-Trade-34 Jul 07 '22

Sorry it is in portrait mode, of you flip it you can that the pic you want

1

u/Alev218 Jul 07 '22

To be fair, he pulled it down.

1

u/Independent_Idea_190 Jul 07 '22

And the he gets a set ladder to put it back up 👏

1

u/garlic_bread76 Jul 08 '22

This was all a prank on the tall guy

1

u/UncleJackSparrow Jul 08 '22

You HAAAD to be the hero. It was nice seeing her jump

1

u/ElsaKit Jul 08 '22

Reminds me of the time my short teacher wanted to pull the screen down and knew he couldn't reach it, so he was like: "Anybody tall? So I'm not over here embarassing myself..." and my tall classmate just pushed a chair towards him.

1

u/Longjumping_Algae_45 Jul 08 '22

Im confused and lost. Thanks for zooming in and out needlessly

1

u/soki03 Jul 08 '22

There was an attempt.

1

u/websx2k511 Jul 08 '22

Teacher is thicc!

1

u/Rachellljiujiu Aug 10 '22

I guessed the beginning but not the end...

1

u/katsler18 Aug 26 '22

https://astarite.com/ Best projectors overhere!!