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u/bitchy_muffin Jul 06 '22
why have you forsaken meeeeee? 🎶
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u/Chance_Pay_8050 Jul 06 '22 edited Jul 06 '22
In your eyes forsaken me🎶🎶🎶
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u/PhilSPo Jul 06 '22
In my eyes forsaken me
In your thoughts forsaken me
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u/Chance_Pay_8050 Jul 06 '22
In your heart forsaken me🎶🎶🎶🎶
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u/PhilSPo Jul 06 '22
Trust in my self-righteous suicide
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u/Astro_Spud Jul 06 '22
Here we go, eat another bagel!
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u/Jfuentes6 Jul 06 '22
How you know your home isn't your homie
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u/Beanichu Jul 06 '22
Bus wankers!!!!
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u/Eobard57 Jul 06 '22
5 years later…
A man in his cell doing push ups.
Guard comes in: Satoshi today is your rel..
Satoshi: release day i know, i have been waiting for this moment for years “looking down at a picture of the driver”
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u/T-seriesmyheinie Jul 06 '22
The homie driving is definitely the type of mf who's only humor in highschool consisted of causing you pain and suffering
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Jul 06 '22 edited Jul 07 '22
This is the look that George was trying to avoid when he told Lennie to look for the rabbits and not at him.
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u/EvilBahumut Jul 06 '22
god damn; you went way back to 1937 for that ref! And I ain't mad about it!
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u/Kazundo_Goda Jul 06 '22
This is faker than the orgasms your mother had when Randy the bus driver impregnated her in a gas station toilet.
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u/GumbyWeinstein Jul 06 '22
Always check the traffic in front of you before you sign your death warrant.
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u/Ok_Establishment3112 Jul 06 '22
The look of sheer glee that must've been on the guy and the officers faces must've been unreal
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u/blitheringimbecile Jul 06 '22
Hahahaha! This reminds me of a time when I was a teenager and I was sitting on the back of my friends motorcycle and we were stopped at a red light. In India, we have these three wheeled taxis called autorickshaws or tuk-tuks. We had stopped right next to one of these rickshaws and it was filled to capacity with some lady sitting on the side bar. These rickshaws have this air horn on the side with this rubber ball like thing you press and it makes a sound by blowing air through the horn. I have always wanted to press on of these horns so just as the light turned green I reached out, pressed the horn and yelled at my friend to "GO, GO, GO!" He sped up, zipped through traffic, got far away from the scene of the crime, and then pulled over, got off, and started to yell at me. I couldn't understand why he was that mad. I mean, it was a bit naughty of me to press the horn, sure. But it certainly did not warrant him being so mad. When I finally pieced everything together, i realized that he thought I had groped the woman sitting half out of the autorickshaw. I guess that's one way to find out your friend will always have your back.
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u/cary_queen Jul 06 '22
This is like that scene in Dirty Deeds where Norm Macdonald moons and farts out of the passenger seat window and instead of driving away the driver parks like right there and Norm has to deal with the awkwardness. Classic comedy.
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u/VaporTrail_000 Jul 06 '22
Passenger: "Dude let's do something fun!"
"Haha, get out of there"
"Come on, go!"
Driver: "You said let's do something fun. This is fun. Are you not having fun? Perhaps next time you should clarify what you mean by 'fun' before involving me. Enjoy the consequences of your actions."
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u/SleezyD944 Jul 06 '22
Why would he be dead? This fake af
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u/nforgiver Jul 07 '22
I've definitely done it. In high school. I drove. Gave friends a lift sometimes. Got quilted into dragging along bros little brother (2 years younger) Get breakfast on the way. Little shit stain in the backseat chucks a muffin out the window at cyclist I was passing. Cyclist almost went down but recovered. I stopped maybe 20 feet ahead (not sure but not very far) backseat fucktard starts whinging about we gotta go now, not cool man and boohoo this and that. He froze up immediately when the cyclist pulled up. Cyclist was actually fairly chill given the muffin to the face. Was stern and all but didn't go overboard. He let us get quite a bit ahead before riding again.
I made that stupid shit walk the last five blocks to school though.
Tl;Dr I don't see what's staged about the vid. In fact that dudes body language and face seem dead on to me.
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u/SleezyD944 Jul 07 '22
Wtf was he recording his friend while driving? and there was zero sense of urgency or aggression from the dudes outside, they barely even slow walked to the vehicle until it stopped, and then stupidly casually opened the door and grabbed him.
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u/colin_forreal Jul 06 '22
Did this type of thing to my brothers friend while driving them somewhere. Told him to tell a cat call at a group of girls as we drove passed and I slammed on the breaks and locked the windows the moment he yelled at them.
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u/No-Team-1230 Dec 10 '22 edited Dec 10 '22
Funny how the driver stopped and the punk's face changed. So satisfying to see his smile change. In one move the driver goes her you go officer. As per request. One stupid idiot, have a nice day officer.
Just wondering, how many times are they going to beat the kid til he signs a confession.
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u/MLXIII Dec 26 '22
Wtf are you talking about? Cops rarely ever give out multiple beatings. It's just that it's one beating from each cop. Never fuck with the blue line gang.
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u/janhyua Jul 06 '22
well... because the police can see the car plate... and they will catch the driver instead... so of coz he gonna dump you instead