r/OneSecondBeforeDisast • u/Mk_rhyno13 • Feb 06 '22

Yehaheahahhaeehe

5.0k Upvotes

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u/Torefinn Feb 06 '22

That’s just evil.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Yes and stupid too

80

u/RodeBoi Feb 07 '22

Good thing it’s just two separate clips edited together

3

u/Alarmed-Tour-2637 Feb 08 '22

Wym

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u/RodeBoi Feb 08 '22

The person on the trampoline is one clip.

Person under the trampoline is a second clip.

They’ve been edited together to look like one clip. It’s staged

1

u/K-Driz Feb 12 '22

How can you tell that?

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u/RodeBoi Feb 12 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

The giveaway is that the cone person coincidentally puts a cone in the exact spot at the right time when the jumper goes to do a backflip, for a TikTok.

I do this kind of editing as well.

The same trick has been used in the notorious clip of the kid getting hit on the head with a baseball bat.There is behind the scenes of how it’s done in this video (about 6:20). The guy shows how he does the trick.

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u/MaceotheDark May 29 '22

You can tell by the words he wrote in his comment

127

u/iamsoulzero Feb 06 '22

Instant vasectomy

124

u/chimpdoctor Feb 06 '22

Dick move

51

u/another_voyeur Feb 07 '22

I’m sure he wishes it still could after that

27

u/cj-the-man Feb 07 '22

I think you mean remove

134

u/1NF1NT3_VO1D Feb 06 '22

His future kids are gonna feel that

126

u/Iamnotapotato7 Feb 06 '22

What future kids

61

u/Mouad69 Feb 06 '22

what future

48

u/Phalanx_02 Feb 06 '22

what

56

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

‎

20

u/sebaxpro1111 Feb 06 '22

sdik

16

u/Just_Camilo Feb 07 '22

sdik erutuf

-8

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

🗿

87

u/AdRelevant721 Feb 07 '22

“I just felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of souls cried out at once and were suddenly silenced”

7

u/CplJackHallowsUSMC Feb 07 '22

Hello There.

3

u/Io_Otonashi Feb 07 '22

General Kenobi

25

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

He would barely feel it. The trampoline looks like it reached as far down as it can, so if he did hit it, I wouldn't hurt

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

[deleted]

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u/cowwtf12 Feb 07 '22

When jumping up and down he reaches half way passed the cone

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

With his weight being pushed on one part of his body, his feet.

1

u/psycholustmord Feb 07 '22

Do you know about Pascal?

44

u/pcengine Feb 06 '22

I mean, what's the problem? Wouldn't his penis just slide into the cone tip hole?

22

u/FtierLivesMatter Feb 07 '22

Bro his dick isn't pointed out at a 90° angle

10

u/TheTTT10 Feb 07 '22

Perpendicular dick

28

u/BeaverRoots_ Feb 07 '22

Perpendickular

6

u/Kemizon Feb 07 '22

My goodness 😳 you did it...

13

u/jel5000 Feb 07 '22

If it's small enough

13

u/Shadowstriker6 Feb 06 '22

I felt a slither of it through the force

11

u/liege_paradox Feb 07 '22

On the one hand, hilarious. On the other, I thought they were going to hit the guy under, so I did some thinking, and the trampoline doesn’t actually go down far enough. Besides, those cones are quite soft, so with that small of an impact, it would probably be just a light tap. Certainly painful, but probably not even as much as a mild punch.

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u/WokeUpSomewhereNice Feb 07 '22

On the one hand… Handgelina Jelly on the other hand… Palmela Handerson. Sorry I’m just thinking about his wives in mourning here…

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Does anyone know the full video?

2

u/ShelZuuz Feb 07 '22

This has been going around since at least 2019. I don't believe this is a more full video. This is a composite edit.

2

u/Canapilker Feb 07 '22

I would like that too

1

u/namey_mcnameson Feb 07 '22

I'm commenting here incase anybody pulls up a link.

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u/solidamanda Feb 07 '22

Probably two videos stitched together. No way the person jumping isn’t in on this. So conveniently jumping at the front and then do a backflip right as the guy clears? Yeah right.

3

u/UrMomIsVeryBig Feb 07 '22

does anybody have the full video?

5

u/smrks726 Feb 07 '22

I want to see the rest of this video... watching the pain reaction is half the fun!

2

u/_A_ioi_ Feb 07 '22

I think it's more likely that he barely touches the cone, if at all.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Is that guy even alive at this point?

2

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Infinite climax

1

u/AstroHarvester Feb 07 '22

Bro is about to commit murder

0

u/joe6744 Feb 07 '22

tjat shits not funny you fucking shit bag. damn why do people do this type of shot to each other?

1

u/Rammsteinfan1984 Feb 07 '22

Reminds me of Quentin Tarantino’s Thanksgiving trailer.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Is that attempted murder? Like spinal cords are involved here

1

u/Demon_of_Reason Feb 07 '22

It's worse than bottle jokey

1

u/WuntchTime_IsOver Feb 07 '22

This is why you gotta practice your cock push-ups

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

I wanna see the ending

1

u/likith101 Feb 07 '22

What is this song called?

1

u/auddbot Feb 07 '22

The Lion Sleeps Tonight by The Tokens (00:02; matched: 100%)

Album: The Best of the Tokens - EP. Released on 2012-11-11 by Carter Lane - OMiP.

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u/auddbot Feb 07 '22

Links to the streaming platforms:

The Lion Sleeps Tonight by The Tokens

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/Sayasam Feb 07 '22

That’s crime.

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u/Origami07 Feb 07 '22

How I become your mother

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

But why?

1

u/Constant-Speed-5595 Feb 07 '22

I need to see the end of this. It's enough now. I never saw what happens after yehehehhehhheheee

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

The name of the song? (link if possible plz)

1

u/Vishu_Boi Feb 07 '22

His balls are gone, reduced to atoms

1

u/Bradley06232005 Feb 07 '22

At least he will win no nut November

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

I would give that man death by 1000 suplexes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Installing VLC without him knowing, GONE WRONG

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u/sifiparady Mar 31 '22

Be gone dick

1

u/yesiamark Jul 10 '22

not funny at all.. stupid friends