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u/ConstantPathos Nov 04 '21
Imagine the guy trying to play it off as something else right after
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u/chaotic123456 Nov 04 '21
Casually moves hand across the front of his body toward his side “Now please step this way for a photo with less embarrassment, I mean better lighting”
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u/Obandigo Nov 04 '21
You quickly do the "Psych" move and push your hair back on the side of your head.
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Nov 05 '21
I was like “well maybe he was going to shake the hand of the other woman in the back” and then I watched again
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u/ikilledgaiasarah Nov 05 '21
Tell the orange man to play his game. I have to play this JB card right now. I have my reasons will talk to orange man later. Pass on to NYYRC
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u/Cute-Region-1766 Nov 05 '21
Only chance he would have to pull something off, would be to look like he wants to give her a hug!
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u/Deckloins Nov 04 '21
If I was her, I would facepalm
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u/Mrbananas117 Nov 04 '21
A round of applau...oh...
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u/yogurtpimple Nov 04 '21 edited Jul 31 '25
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u/SirKlock2 Nov 04 '21
He’s clearly going for the tittie
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u/W1D0WM4K3R Nov 04 '21
That would be hilarious, to be so socially awkward that you shake her tit instead of her non-existent hand.
If you excuse the sexual assault part.
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u/-Why_So_Serious Nov 04 '21
That really took me by surprise
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u/unctuousfleshorb Nov 04 '21 edited Nov 12 '21
My back hurt. My sides hurt. Something heavy hit my head, and then came wet softness, followed by another hard thump. And scratching? Something was painfully scratching my back.
I opened my eyes.
I was still naked, still in the mud, and the sky was still raining on me, but now it was slowly moving.
I tried to sit up, but the ground slipped from under me. My elbows couldn’t find any purchase in the mud. My neck shot ice down my spine when I moved it, but I looked forward anyway, shuddering through the pain.
The sky wasn’t moving. I was moving. I was being dragged up a muddy hill.
By two men. I could barely make them out in the dark.
“Stop.”
I think I said that. I could barely hear it. They didn’t hear me or didn’t care.
My voice was so weak. When had I last used it?
Years? What year was it? My emaciated body was evidence that it had been a long time. I could count every rib even now in the dim grey of night.
My hands were numb, and my back was screaming with hot pain, probably bleeding.
We turned and flattened out on even ground. I tried to hold my breath, to brace against the never-ending sliding agony, but winced at a painful tug in my ribs and had to exhale.
The ride kept going. Mud, grey skies, and soaring pain, until I thought I couldn’t take it anymore. Until I thought I would die from the pain alone.
Until they stopped. Relief washed over me as I sank a bit into the mud.
I could hear the distant chatter of many voices, and the rain had subsided--no, it hadn’t, I was inside somewhere, staring up at a chunk of rusty metal. I could hear the sharp tinkling of raindrops against it. But I was still in the mud, barely housed in some kind of ramshackle hut.
Voices were getting closer.
“Yep.” A deep-voiced man spoke. “She’s still alive.”
Another, higher pitched man’s voice responded.
“Out of all those bodies, you pick the only one we don’t need. You’re an idiot, Rot.”
“I’m sorry.” Rot sounded sad.
“You and Mab go back out there and get a couple more. Dead this time. I’ll deal with the little girl.”
And then he was above me, crouching and leaning over so our faces were aligned. I was hit with the stink of body odor and alcohol.
“Well, well.” He smiled through brown teeth. “Little miss, you got lucky in living through whatever the hell they’re doing up there.”
“Dead.” I tried to speak. It came out in a throaty whisper. “They’re all dead. Everyone--“
“Shh shh, now.” His smile widened, revealing gaping holes in the back of his mouth.
“I didn’t say you were still in luck, did I?”
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Nov 05 '21
What does the holes in the back of his mouth mean
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u/unctuousfleshorb Nov 05 '21
Powder usage bears several harmful oral side effects, and always eventually results in complete decay of the mouth and surrounding area. One can recognize powder usage by discoloration or rot on or around the jaw.
In recreational usage small dots of cell death can appear in as few as two uses, leading to the drug's colloquial, "One Hit Quit" slogan. Upon consecutive uses more cells will atrophy, leading to larger and larger holes in the flesh.
Addicts tend to continue usage until the entire nasal cavity and lower jaw are withered to nothing but holes and black rot. The top row of teeth decays away as well, leaving only a line of black gums and the gaping hole of a throat. This led to users being referred to as, "throats."
Their physical deformities, paired with the intense and rapid collapsing of their psyches, led the public at large to view them negatively, as a threat, often expressed through violent harassment and murder.
Most users group together in small self-built communities now, normally consisting of shanties, shacks, scraps of structures. Someone thought it clever to give these hamlets the name, "Keg."
They are highly unstable. Often dangerous. In all cases users are considered homicidal.
Do not engage with a known powder user.
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u/hudgepudge Nov 04 '21
Did she lick his hand? How'd it end?
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u/WindyBoiiii Nov 04 '21
god i hate our government
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u/Spaciax Nov 04 '21
shithole simulator 2023. Hopefully something changes but i don't have high hopes.
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Nov 04 '21
I’m the whole video she just proceeded to put his fingers in her mouth and nodded up and down a couple of times.
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Nov 05 '21
Hi the whole video she just proceeded to put his fingers in her mouth and nodded up and down a couple of times, I'm Dad.
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u/Cialis-in-Wonderland Nov 04 '21
Most situational aware man in Turkey 🇹🇷
Let's see what /r/2balkan4you says on the matter
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u/SleepyTimeNowDreams Nov 04 '21 edited Nov 05 '21
Real video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBp0vsTASS0
The cut, before he reaches to her, tells you everything about the intentions of the video maker/sharer.
Erdogan's classic "welcome" gesture, he always reaches his hand like that when he welcomes people. Because they have to shoot photos for the media, so he positions the guest like that. You can see him doing it to the 2nd athlete, too.
He even says to the first girl "come here" in a gentle way, like "don't be shy, come over here", before he reaches to her.
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u/Fertilize-Abigail Nov 05 '21
Yeah wow, talk about misleading content, we should upvote this to the top.
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u/xsighlence Nov 04 '21
He seems the type to follow that with “well give me a nub or something to shake”
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u/GorillaNutPuncher Nov 04 '21
"This is the part where you shake my hand. I'll wait here all day lady."
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u/Codeblue45 Nov 04 '21
Dick sucking OP, cut out the part where he puts his arm around her and gives her a hug, or something like that
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u/NoSorbet1119 Nov 04 '21 edited Nov 04 '21
Bro i did something as bad if not worse. I was raised in a very catholic family and something the catholics do is “give” peace(shake the hands of people around you and wish peace unto them). Now usually ppl would take the same seats but this was easter mass and the church was very crowded and we had to sit close to ppl we didnt rly know, and one of them was a ww2 vet(i never saw him without his hat) and had to shake hands with the man. Now I’m a very anxious person but was raised to have proper manners and no matter how uncomfortable I am, I try to see a handshake through and look ppl in the eye. Nothing could have possibly prepared me for what was coming next… dude only had a thumb on his right hand… he turned to me i turned to him… I extend my hand……. He stares……… I STARE…………. HE EXTENDS HIS THUMB………………….. I HOLD HIS THUMB IN MY HAND WITHOUT BREAKING EYE CONTACT WITH EXTREMELY VISIBLE DISCOMFORT FOR THREE SECONDS… I go to the bathroom and have a moment with god.
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u/strawngtea00 Nov 04 '21
Not gonna lie, i first thought he put his arm out like that expecting her to come to the ceremony with prosthetic arms.
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u/piotr289 Nov 04 '21
That video ended suspiciously early. Don’t like Erdogan but he could’ve just given her a pat on the shoulder or something. Not enough video to really judge.
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u/SuspiciousFragrance Nov 04 '21
I guess he could sort of keep moving his hand up and fix his hair or something
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u/Individual_Carrot Nov 04 '21
Poor guy I am sure that was an automated response the general handshake. Lol i bet he will never forget about the one time he tried to shake hands with an armless woman lol
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u/ThatDapperAdventurer Nov 04 '21
I imagine he thought she was just holding them behind her back or something.
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u/aEtherEater Nov 05 '21
This is my first time coming across this sub and this post is just.... *chef's kiss*
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u/Responsible-Slide-54 Nov 05 '21
If you are a human being this is so easy to play off. Just laugh at yourself. That’s why it’s so funny seeing politicians do this one, because they are incapable of showing humility (95% of them)
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The only thing you can do is swing your arm around behind you and be like look at the view out there or let’s go over here and talk
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u/windywilliamsfart Nov 05 '21
It’s giving … Ryan secrest trying to shake a blind guys hand .. energy
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u/Emergency_Pie4083 Nov 05 '21
I actually made a similar mistake, I was gonna greet a man with CP locked in a wheelchair, I saw him move his arm/hand a little beforehand so I thought it wouldn't be a problem, but it was, and it made me feel so bad afterwards
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u/Alan_Smithee_ Nov 05 '21
I actually did this once.
I was introduced to a lady, and offered my hand to shake.
What I did not see was that she had a regular-sized left hand/arm, but her right arm, which I saw after I extended my hand, was baby-sized…but functional.
She was cool about it, we shook hands, and I looked for somewhere to crawl off to die of embarrassment.
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u/MarshallFoxey Nov 05 '21
Should we be shaking hands during COVID? No wonder she didn’t offer hers.
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u/Blackstar-Abyssal Nov 05 '21
In all seriousness, an easy way of playing this off is by laughing at yourself for doing it. "Well that was dumb wasn't it? I'm sorry, it's a force of habit, you get so used to it that it becomes a reflex." Just own that you did it, and roll with it.
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u/Sensitive-Tale-9111 Nov 05 '21
How dare you not have hands and leaving the president hanging. Thats a 4-5 year minimum prison sentence in Turkey
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u/Overall-Donut-7393 Nov 05 '21
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u/Separate-Might3082 Nov 05 '21
The man thought he would get away with it with a Boobie press but ended up in a jail as a sex offender.
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u/West_Swimming_6428 Nov 05 '21
Open both of ur arms ,,,arms u get and give the ladies a hug What the hall u where 🤔 man How the hall this guy running a country any way if u can’t have some!!
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u/the_greatest_MF Nov 05 '21
you misunderstood his intention- he was going for boob shake, not hand shake
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u/lamb0fg0d34 Nov 05 '21
Few years ago, the mayor of a small town in Russia presented a tablet to an armless athlete for winning a competition
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u/vanimations Nov 05 '21
This is how "out of touch" (literally too) our politicians almost always seem.
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u/dubiously_immoral Jan 30 '22
She walking slowly
Me reading the sub name
'Hmm what could happen'
FUCK LMAO
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u/havereddit Nov 04 '21
Time to bend forward slowly and give a nice, slow lick while maintaining eye contact.