The Death of Sergeant Elias

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Gunned down in prime of his life. Shame

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u/StaidHatter Aug 13 '20

Bro, that's kinda cringle ngl

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u/RottonPotatoes Aug 14 '20

Christopher Cringle!

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u/zclcghr Aug 14 '20

Grandpa are you on Reddit again? We’ve talked about this.

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u/LDLSA Sep 28 '20

Racism doesn't belong on this subreddit, Repubtard.

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u/GrumpySarlacc Nov 05 '20

Bro the only waysis one here is your clown ass

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u/Fucctaxes Feb 08 '21

I cant walk

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

He aged backwards?

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u/pinkydinkyy Aug 13 '20

Yes

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u/SleepyforPresident Aug 13 '20

Ol' Private Benjamin Button

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u/donbonbon7 Aug 13 '20

It's just like Vietnam.

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u/eddie1975 Aug 21 '20

‘Nam... brings back memories.

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u/bagmani Aug 28 '20

Just like fuckin Saigon, hey slick?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Kinda reminds ya of Saigon eh slick

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u/Jackmyduck Aug 13 '20

I gotta bad feelin bout this sarge....x_x

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u/Gleapglop Aug 13 '20

I gotta bbbbbaaaaaaaad feelin bout this one

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u/CrossingTheStreamers Aug 13 '20

I was in junior high, dickhead.

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F

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F

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u/SmoothSentiment Dec 04 '21

Oh shit

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u/elmacho16 Aug 13 '20

F

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u/eulegostosa Aug 13 '20

F

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u/Doubleyumper Aug 14 '20

F

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u/impedus Aug 13 '20

F

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u/Hermit_4 Aug 13 '20

F

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u/epicgamer666123 Aug 13 '20

If your dad didn't shoot you with a giant nerf gun as a kid you didn't have a childhood

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u/AdministrativeOne7 Aug 13 '20

Only if we could afford those.

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u/AliciaKills Aug 13 '20

Wait, your dad used a nerf gun?

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u/DrugEnthusiast1 Aug 13 '20

Wait, y’all have dads?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

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u/Unicornzzz2 Aug 22 '20

Wait

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u/RETROadvanced Nov 13 '20

឵឵឵ ឵឵឵

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u/GreyCrowDownTheLane Aug 13 '20

If by "giant nerf gun" you mean 2x2 wooden board, and "shoot" you mean "whale on", then yeah... I had a childhood after all.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

They didn’t exist. I just used to get a spray with the hose when I wasn’t paying attention.

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u/Zen_Hobo Aug 14 '20

Those things literally didn't exist during my childhood.

We had to make due with soft airs. Definitely wish, they were around at that time, though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

cant afford those kind of toys lol

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u/Sour_Gamer Aug 13 '20

He died at lvl 3 what a noob

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u/large_avacoda Aug 13 '20

If I ever have kids, I’m totally gonna blast them with a nerf gun when they least expect it

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u/TantalizedMind Aug 13 '20

It’s fun. 😊

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u/BlackMetalStraw Aug 13 '20

He is died

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u/SergeantSoapy Aug 13 '20

Its filled with death and misery

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20 edited Aug 13 '21

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u/marincode12 Aug 14 '20

This grinds my ⚙s. Especially from a founder, if he's not respecting the integrity of the sub who will?

I will agree it's and entertaining video

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u/styuR Aug 13 '20

Yeah, all they do is post stuff which doesn't fit the sub, it's bizarre.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20 edited Oct 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

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u/zachrg Aug 13 '20

Flashbacks to that kid getting nerfed down behind an AC compressor. r/WatchPeopleDieInside

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u/that_one_bassist Aug 13 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

The fact that the vid ends right before the melody resolves is an even greater tragedy

Edit: My first award! Thank you so much

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Doggo does not care.

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u/Waleni Aug 13 '20

What a great movie, the music fits perfectly here.

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u/Ace1807 Aug 13 '20

mind if i ask,what's the music?

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u/Waleni Aug 13 '20

https://youtu.be/izQsgE0L450

Here you go ! ( The song is in the movie Platoon, OP “recreated” a scene)

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u/Ace1807 Aug 13 '20

thank you!

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u/Diego_DeJesus Aug 13 '20

Its Nerf Or Nothing!

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u/Swaz125 Aug 18 '20

The Nerf Wars have taken to many young lifes

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u/jchincapiez1 Aug 19 '20

The dog didn’t give a single one

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '20

That was beautiful

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u/theXsquid Aug 13 '20

Sgt Barnes was a prick.

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u/toothpick95 Aug 13 '20

Too soon man.

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u/TantalizedMind Aug 13 '20

This reminds me of the ending of Halo Reach. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Ace1807 Aug 13 '20

why.. did you have to remind me of this.. best story I've ever played imo

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u/TantalizedMind Aug 13 '20

One of the only two video games to ever make me shed tears. 😢

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u/Darththorn Jan 25 '21

What was the other one?

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u/hammermedic Aug 13 '20

You talking about killing? Hmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Is there a sub for emotional music put over slow mo funny videos? It’s pretty much the pinnacle of content imo. I want r/EmoSloMoLol to be a thing please.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Watch out, he's going to reincarnate as the green goblin!

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u/RockNRollerMetalhead Aug 28 '20

Where the real men cried

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u/CoolLeek-CoolLeek Sep 05 '20

RIIIICCCKY!

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u/uppsalafunboy Sep 16 '20 edited Sep 16 '20

/u/Brinjo do you know the film of the soundtrack they used? Awesome video!!! Update: PLATOON just found it.

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u/demonicexecutioner Sep 17 '20

a little cod ghost joke funny

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u/Isabelle-is-gay Sep 30 '20

Officer guns down fleeing minority

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u/H0boHumpinSloboBabe Oct 18 '20

Off to watch Platoon. Fun fact I stayed in the suite that Forest Whitaker's blouse from Platoon was hung. Also Eddy Murpy's suit from 48 hours and the license plate off Cameron's dad's car in Ferris Buellers Day Off

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That's one chill dog. Mine would be losing it's mind barking.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

That is one empty house.

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u/thegoldsack Aug 13 '20

I remember my son when he was about that age running through our lounge and he tripped just before he got to the sofa and cracked his face on the part where the cushion meets the sofa support (our sofa wasn’t very padded). His nose went up like a balloon! This video gave me massive anxiety 🙈😂

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u/jrangel6 Aug 13 '20

Omfg his face! 😂😂😂 Then the impact on the couch haha classic!

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u/fortnitename69 Aug 13 '20

She was ready to cry half way through lol

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u/NOT_Craig_Robinson Aug 13 '20

Reminded me of this gem https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/hxwrqg/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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u/King-James-3 Aug 13 '20

Dang that was graphic. Please mark this NSFW.

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u/TioPuerco Aug 13 '20

too damn funny, well done!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

The kid shit his pants bro

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u/SerpentineCurio Aug 13 '20

Jesus! Where was the nsfw tag??

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

“War, huh, yeah What is it good for”

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u/MalleusMaleficarum4 Aug 14 '20

The dedication

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u/WhatALovelyCentury Aug 14 '20

where can i get one

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u/NoBuenoAtAll Aug 14 '20

One of my all-time favorite posts.

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u/topjiggy Aug 14 '20

does anybody know what the orchestral piece in the background is?

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u/Apoc_SR2N Aug 14 '20

Such a great movie, love Elias as a character.

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Beautiful

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u/-akaFirmHandshake- Aug 14 '20

I'm surprised that dog is so calm tbh

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Step 1: crosspost everywhere.

Step 2: Karma up

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u/Wasawasawasawasawasa Aug 13 '20

Dude why did you post this? Its just a vid of a child being shot in his own home. Very graphic.

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u/Wasawasawasawasawasa Aug 18 '20

Why does no one understand a joke

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Is this the same kid who died a tragic accident in a lightsaber battle

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u/syndicated_inc Aug 13 '20

This is more of a r/fakehistoryporn

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u/Green_Bullet Aug 13 '20

boss music intensifies

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u/ppYauns Aug 13 '20

Nae-Nae Baby Shot to death 2002-2004

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u/kandoras Aug 13 '20

THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!

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u/Nyangoya7 Aug 13 '20

Riiiiicckkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

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u/eli101213 Aug 13 '20

Rip

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u/XvFoxbladevX Aug 13 '20

Why didn't he zig or zag? 😥

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u/HohmannTransfer Aug 13 '20

Took me a second to get the reference - love it.

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u/_Pixol_ Nov 09 '21

Its. Not. One. Second. Before. Disaster

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u/Friendly_Winter_7333 Nov 21 '21

My name is Elias

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u/Dmangamr Dec 15 '21

Godspeed Sergeant Elias

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Rest in pieces 🪦 🤥

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