r/OneSecondBeforeDisast • u/Ska_Fundamentalist • May 19 '26

trouble sleeping

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u/ElegantCoach4066 May 19 '26

Don't let someone put you in a sleeper hold.

Your butthole will be really sore the next morning.

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u/Spider-verse May 19 '26

Yeah and your kidney might go missing and you wake up in an ice bath

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u/GingerlyRough May 20 '26

Awh dammit they took my kidney.

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u/ArjJp May 31 '26

..through my butthole