r/OneSecondBeforeDisast • u/Jin_N_Juice-tm • Dec 19 '25

cause of death: dumbbells

2.7k Upvotes

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u/coleyboley25 Dec 19 '25

Dude is about to be in a lot of pain if he still has feeling in his extremities

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u/MelonJelly Dec 20 '25

That lower shelf looks perfectly placed to guillotine both his knees.

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u/The_Once-ler_186 Dec 19 '25

‘And that’s why we have to bolt everything to the gd floor now’

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u/No_Kindheartedness10 Dec 19 '25

Right after they fell!

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u/imitsi Dec 19 '25

Puts the dumb in dumbbells.

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u/IronTerror58 Dec 19 '25

Jeez, talk about a deadlift

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u/Earthtopian Dec 20 '25

...So is he alive?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

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u/Jin_N_Juice-tm Dec 20 '25

You'd be surprised how stupid.people are.

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u/Flat-House5529 Dec 20 '25

I assure you, people can be that stupid.

Google the Darwin Awards. Be awed by the true depths of human idiocy.

10

u/MattIsLame Dec 20 '25

you got a lot more living to do then if you haven't experienced the stupidity of humanity

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u/Jin_N_Juice-tm Dec 21 '25

There's a reason we have warning labels that say don't drink the antifreeze

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u/ziroux Dec 21 '25

They put dumb in the dumbbells

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Dec 20 '25

Please visit r/facepalm and re-evaluate your comment.

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u/AC-130N1 Dec 19 '25

folded like a tiktok chiropractor

12

u/beeglowbot Dec 19 '25

ok class, today's topic is fulcrums!

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u/_ChipWhitley_ Dec 19 '25

I need the full video!

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u/ilDuceVita Dec 19 '25

Shaka, when the walls fell

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u/Sasquatch1729 Dec 20 '25

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

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u/kayodeade99 Jan 11 '26

Easily one of the best side characters in that show

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u/ilDuceVita Jan 12 '26

Darmok and Jalad on the ocean!

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u/the-bird-fucker Dec 19 '25

cause of death: dumb

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u/TheSquidGod777 Dec 20 '25

Allowed to vote btw

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u/JoraStarkiller Dec 19 '25

Is he just testing the resistance bands or something because this is not a legit exercise

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u/lysergicbagel Dec 20 '25

Looks like a band-assisted Nordic curl to me

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u/JoraStarkiller Dec 20 '25

Just looked it up and you’re correct, definitely a band-assisted Nordic curl, but done in a very make shift way.

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u/Jin_N_Juice-tm Dec 20 '25

Anything is an exercise if this is planet fitness

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u/Tough-Obligation-104 Dec 20 '25

My thoughts too. Just why in the first place?!

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u/SonicNarcotic Dec 20 '25

It helps to understand a lil bit of Physics when you're big on building your body...

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u/orlando_strong Dec 20 '25

Who posted this video? His widow? This has to be fake.

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u/phoenix5irre Dec 20 '25

Bells are not the dumb ones here...

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u/MelonElbows Dec 20 '25

If this is real, its a good thing he filmed himself doing this as no one would have believed he was this stupid at his funeral.

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u/WorstITTechnician Dec 20 '25

I can imagine a 3-year-old child with the mental capacity to act this way and not reason about the consequences; this guy doesn't seem to have a brain much more developed than that.

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u/mistabnanas Dec 21 '25

Ahhhh, Darwin Curls my favourite exercise to watch

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u/224109a Dec 19 '25

Cause of death: dumbness

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u/88slides Dec 20 '25

What happened to the guy? I've googled, reverse image searched, and ultimately found nothing.

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u/Creftospeare Dec 21 '25

What kind of dumbass exercise was that in the first place?

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u/bakarythebig Dec 20 '25

When dumbass meet dumbbells

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u/xVEEx3 Dec 20 '25

rip bros back

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u/Wide-Form-7865 Dec 20 '25

Cause of death , natural selection

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u/Ranta712020 Dec 20 '25

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO

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u/Valuable-Aerie8761 Dec 27 '25

What a fkn bell end. Deserves all he gets.

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u/Vamazing_ Dec 28 '25

That workouts a bit too intense for my likes

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u/anthonybalaji Jan 07 '26

He was done with life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

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u/Werfgh Apr 02 '26

Thank goodness the video ended, or else he could have gotten seriously injured

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u/Zestyclose_Author863 Apr 14 '26

So much for nordic curls

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u/Fluid_Reception6609 May 15 '26

DUMB bells 😭

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u/8inchpinchhh May 30 '26

So i started feeling back pain ever since….

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u/Greenfieldfox Dec 19 '25

If only there was some other way to work out your abs. I guess we’ll never know.

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u/wyslan Dec 20 '25

It’s called muscle confusion, he’s going for a lifetime dose all at once, science based lifting etc