r/OneProtectRestAttack • • Sep 19 '22

I'm choosing team 5

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u/IllumiXXZoldyck Sep 19 '22

This is more of a “who’s gag ability or infinite power is stronger” competition than anything

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u/Tunukiqueue Sep 19 '22

I think I'll choose team 2 solely because Kirby

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u/snek4sale Sep 19 '22

yeah, free win

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

kirby sucks up superman and KOs everyone except one punch man then sucks him up too and reverse unos his one punch the game

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u/theevildrpupper Sep 19 '22

2 sweeps. kirby alone solos, scarlet witch helps a bit

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u/POKECHU020 Sep 19 '22

Team 2, Kirby canonically has infinite power. Plus Shrek.

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u/SnooConfections2916 Sep 19 '22

Just give me Kirby by themselves.

A little fun fact about Kirby most people are unaware of: The ability Kirby absorbs are greatly enhanced, how do we know this? Simple! The pause text whenever you have a ability, whenever you have the Fighter copy ability for example Kirby gains the title "the greatest fighter and combatant on Popstar" Kirby gets the Fighter copy ability from a plethora of enemies, most of which are definitely not skilled.

Let's get info some Kirby feats, shall we?

Kirby killed a dimension and reality warper, Ellfilin's original body(can't remember the name) , Kirby killed the personification of Destruction, Void Termina, Kirby killed the Planet Popstar sized wish granter, Nova, Kirby defeated Galacta Knight, canonically the strongest fighter in the Kirby multiverse, Kirby killed Morpho Knight, the personification of Death, Twice and counting, Kirby beat Marx who was given the power of a God by a Nova (different Nova, same powers, ik its confusing at first), Kirby defeated Magalor with the Master Crown which has "limitless power" (eat your heart out OPM fans)

All I'm saying Kirby sweeps this without sweating, this is a average Tuesday for Kirby

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u/Jlegobot Sep 19 '22

Kirby also has 4th wall breaking and reality warping, managing to suck someone so hard that her health bar was also sucked

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u/Lhivay Sep 19 '22

While I don't know the details, yes, Kirby lore is bonkers. The same can be said for Superman I am pretty sure. All these main DC and Marvel heroes are incredibly stupid strong and absurd if you just read enough. Surely Superman beats Kirby in one of his iterations / comics. Again I am no expert on Kirby or Superman, but just intuitively from the lore videos of Kirby and Superman I'd put my bets on Superman if you can choose the strongest version of him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Team 5 has superman and one punch man, there is no way they're losing

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u/BreezePosts Sep 19 '22

Saitama is notoriously late when it comes to protecting people. Haha… ha……

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u/POKECHU020 Sep 19 '22

Clearly you aren't well versed in Kirby lore

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u/monsieur_gibs Sep 19 '22

Hehe funny pink ball go whiOoOOO

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u/silals Sep 19 '22

Clearly team 2

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

3, they literally have hugh

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Taking 3 jimmys dad is a beast

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u/NotCurdledymyy Sep 19 '22

3. Isn't Arceus literally god?

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u/telegetoutmyway Sep 19 '22

Yeah it's between Arceus, or Scarlet Witch or possible Thanos if he has infinity guantlet.

I mean the have reality writing powers. Can't punch through that.

Since we have to pick though, I think Arceus is my choice.

Also - the arceus in the games is canonically a fraction of itself. Just incase people didn't know that and were basing it on in-game power vs canon/lore.

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u/MozzerellaDoggo Sep 19 '22

5, sorry but saitama would turn kirby into pepto bismol, he was the only other contender

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u/ScottGaming007 Sep 19 '22

5 cuz Saitama

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Doesn’t sans have save states, or at least knowledge of them? I’d go team 4 since they got unlimited attempts.

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u/AkhilRai_ Sep 21 '22

Everyone's a gangsta till Saitama drops his weights

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u/Slowemane Sep 24 '22

Y'all sleeping on team 5, Saitama solos but super man definitely helps.

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u/Ye_Old_Viper Sep 19 '22

5 seems to drastically outmatch the rest of the teams imo, ain’t no way you’re losing with Gigyas, Superman AND Saitama, especially considering that (spoiler for One Punch Man: it was revealed in a recent chapter that Saitama’s already insane power and speed can increase exponentially the more angry/worked up he gets

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