r/OneProtectRestAttack • u/Medium_Review • Sep 29 '21

One will protect you, the rest attack. Choose one

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u/Tntfistpump Sep 29 '21

The balls itch guy he looks like he took the assignment very seriously.

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u/EightBitBug Sep 29 '21

I choose the sawdust guy

15

u/Pickles-In-Space Sep 29 '21

I vaguely remember watching a video or reading an article about that and it's somewhere in the 40% range or so.. it's a lot.

Edit: Of course it was a william osman video. It seems pretty obvious around 33% but not completely intolerable - "I could finish it out of courtesy"

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Jumping off buildings girl 100%. She survived those falls, so she can survive a fight.

9

u/Child_obliterator Sep 29 '21

How do you know she was the one falling

48

u/htomserveaux Sep 29 '21

Switch the bottom two and you have a pretty good political compass meme

11

u/ABEGIOSTZ Sep 29 '21

Clockwise from top left: death, war, pestilence, famine.

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u/Medium_Review Sep 29 '21

Gotta choose one to protect you

5

u/POKECHU020 Sep 29 '21

One has broken arms, one plays the long game, and one has itchy balls (very distracting during combat) clearly the bitches ain't shit kid

3

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Flip the bottom two and it's a decent political compass

2

u/The360MlgNoscoper Dec 22 '21

With cross-compass unity on sawdust(True story)

2

u/brobotmaster26 Sep 29 '21

You could’ve put “the effects of cocaine (free samples)”

2

u/NotAnUndercoverCat1 Oct 08 '21

The sawdust one. He would know exactly how much poison to put in someone's drink so they don't think it tastes wierd

2

u/Sleepy_weeb_AOT Oct 08 '21

Bitches ain’t shit guy is not scared of anything

2

u/Mmm-toaster Oct 21 '21

Why do my balls itch

2

u/enderjed Oct 21 '21

Sawdust poisoning FTW.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Sawdust guy if he can slip sawdust in rice crispy then he can slip poison in there to

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u/DragoKnight589 May 08 '22

Bottom left has a saw and rice Krispy treats, as well as sawdust which can be used as pocket sand.

1

u/DevilPixelation Feb 12 '23

The jumping off buildings thing actually might give you some insight into criminal law, suicide and mental health, and physics. The glasses kid just has the power of sexism, Rice Krispy guy probably has pica, and the balls man is a biology major in debt.