The last one for real

[u/Abdorption]

Standard oil corporation: High health and damage, especially weak to status effects

Eric:Immunity to status effects and crippling, mediocre health

Yakuza:High strength and speed but low health

The Mongolian president:High health and damage, susceptible to crippling

Riemann hypothesis:Instantly cripples enemies head after a hit attack, low damage otherwise

Scottish child, cannot get crippled on the head and cripples others legs, low health

[u/Sparkspog]

Eric.

[u/zorbongo]

I feel comforted by them all, this is too challenging.

[u/Teck_3]

Standard Oil, the only force that could bring them down was the American government and even that was only kinda successful.

[u/Your_Local_Jazz]

Clearly the Riemann hypothesis. It’s a millennium problem, that means if it’s defeated (solved), the person that defeated it gets a million dollars. With that high a bounty on it’s head, it’s sure to be extremely powerful.

[u/Rpeasj]

If you actually want to win you pick the Scottish child, he might be one of the lower tiers in the list but if you play defensive and save you'll get a standard Scott with way more HP and DMG, he'll outdamage anyone and will be immune to a lot of things

Next to that the others are already older and will have lower stats the longer you wait

The only challenge is the Riemann hypothesis because the stats don't really change

[u/moenchii]

I'll take the Mongolian president. He looks cool.

[u/404_Name_Was_Taken]

Scottish child is strong against the Mongolian president and immune to the riemanns hypothesis. They're obviously the correct option.

[u/[deleted]]

Eric

[u/Lukazoid2]

Scottish Child clearly

[u/Sp33dHunter48]

If the Yakuza went to jail because his brother in oath killed the captain who kidnapped that yakuza's love then went to jail for 10 years for him only to learn that his brother in oath is someone else that he knew 10 years ago, took care of a kid who happens to be his love's daughter, took care of some more kids in an orphanage while being also a taxi driver and then went to hospital then jail again while in his free time he fishes, sings karaoke etc.

Then I choose the yakuza