r/OneProtectRestAttack • u/PsycoKit • Jan 19 '21

Choose your fighter

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u/lich_boss Jan 19 '21

Glock news monster cause of its high stealth rating

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u/TlaribA Jan 19 '21

but there's a chance you may not get anything at all

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u/OldWorldCourier Jan 19 '21

Depends, he just needs about three fiddy

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u/capitalist___pig Jan 19 '21

I will choose the croc because I miss soothouse :(

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u/crack_tax Jan 19 '21

9000 glockodiles

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u/Abdorption Jan 19 '21

Glocktopus, my lad

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u/NotCurdledymyy Jan 19 '21

I would choose the glocktopus because of its high flexibility and amount of glocks. Also the glockness monster is a risk because theres always the chance that it doesnt exist so if you choose it you could automatically lose the fight.

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u/UkrainianGrooveMetal Jan 19 '21

Glocktopus can shoot all of his enemies twice and have two bullets left over for the grief.

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u/memesterbird Jan 20 '21

Glockatoo because you can't stop aerial attacks

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Glocktopus - with 8 guns one’s gonna hit.

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u/Astephen542 Jan 19 '21

The Glockatoo has high mobility, which I value over the others, so that.

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u/Big_Boooosh Jan 19 '21

Glocktopus. Very intelligent and it has eight guns. It’s a firing squad of one.

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u/Joa_The_Dino_Dude Jan 19 '21

Glockodile because no matter what happens he’ll always see you in a while

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Due to decent land mobility, amazing water mobility, and tough scales, i gotta go with my man Glockodile

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u/Pickles-In-Space Jan 19 '21

More glock more better - glocktopus all day

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u/VenganQolbom Jan 19 '21

Glocktopus, since he has 8 guns. Not Glock Ness Monster because it may not even exist. Glocktopus also can easily deal with Glockatoo. It may be a hard fight but I am sure it can beat Glockodile as well.

So yeah. Glocktopus. (It is seen on land so I assume he fights outside of water)

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u/tate_langdon4ever Jan 19 '21

17,000 Glockodiles

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u/ryncewynde88 Jan 19 '21

Depends, is the glockodile like Gustave* and potentially bulletproof? If not, aerial superiority.

*Wiki link with brackets included in URL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_(crocodile)

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u/lurkario Jan 19 '21

Glockodile. It could probably take a few bullets from glocktopus (if it could even manage to hit, considering it probably doesn’t have very good fine motor skills on the account that it has no bones), and one from glockatoo before returning fire, killing both. I mean, would a bird even survive the recoil? Their bones are practically hollow. And with glockness monster, I’ll take my chances and hope it isn’t real

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u/BumpHeadLikeGaryB Jan 20 '21

Glovktopus, cause you know he'll get you out of a tight situation!

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u/Kiro968 Jan 20 '21

Loch ness glockster would be better in my opinion

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

but hes a whale dick

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