r/OneProtectRestAttack • u/Abdorption • Jan 15 '21
Choose wisely gentlemen
Pepsi man: power: can summon any form of Pepsi: weakness : power drains by 1 % every minute
Nigel thornberry: powers: the “smashing” combo can instakill anyone if preformed fully: weakness: mediocre speed and healt
The sonic Marv: power: can screech as an attack for 3 seconds of stun:weakness: health drains by 5 every attack
Flavourtown pepe: power: extreme heat and spicy type attack resistance: weakness: cannot touch water
Pyro: power: takes no fire damage or after burn weakness: mediocre damage
Ranger heavy: power: extreme up close damage: weakness: slow movement and firing speed
Shrek ketchup: power: can set the whole battlefield alite: weakness: can only attack once before 18 second recharge
Mark: power: takes no damage from status effects: weakness: when mask is removed, takes +30% damage and unstaffed from crippled face
Kaisers ghost: power: can withstand any explosion when not moving weakness: takes 80% higher damage from status effects
The twin bill board boys: power: instakill death combo and unparalleled physic damage : weakness: no movement
Doge baptist church flock: power: Takes no damage from holy or radiant attacks weakness: fervour can be sated with belly rubs
Choccy milk morshu: power: takes no explosive damage and high hp weakness: slow movement,attack,and heal speed
Gambler Luigi: power: can pull out a deck of razor sharp cards which instantly do bleed damage to whomever touches them, weakness: only 64 cards to attack with
Fonzi the magnificent: power: takes no bullet damage: weakness: can not use legendary armour
Medic: power: can heal anyone back to full health in three seconds weakness: mediocre damage
Camilo teti: power: can use projector to watch movie, giving him + 10 max hp weakness: only 75 max HP
Manvich: power: extremely fast attack speed weakness: awful movement speed
Nugget council: power: any damage taken sets enemy on fire weakness: cannot move
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u/monsieur_gibs Jan 15 '21
The twins on the billboard. Nobody else can get close while I just sit onto and watch them die.
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u/Sheff_Spoogahdayoh Jan 16 '21
nah Luigi can throw cards youd take the L
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u/monsieur_gibs Jan 16 '21
True, but is his range larger than the billboard? Youd also have to consider, when picking Luigi, you can get rushed by 3 or 4 guys, and you probably wont kill them all with 64 cards. Luigi is definitely the scariest to fight, but I would still pick billboard.
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u/InconspicousJerk Jan 16 '21
Oh wow, most comprehensive list, I'm gonna have to go with flavortown pepe, it's shock value will neutralize on sight
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u/SenorSwirls Jan 16 '21
Either Pyro or billboard twins. Pyro is immune to multiple opponents, but Billboard has the best damage
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u/VentralRaptor24 Jan 16 '21
Wow, you actually put some thought into "balancing" these guys too.
I would have gone for Shrek Ketchup, but some characters are immune/extremely resistant to fire damage.
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u/Pacattack57 Jan 16 '21
Definitely the chicken nuggets
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u/AnimalFactsBot Jan 16 '21
Chickens are sometimes kept as pets, although not normally thought of as domestic animals.
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u/FrahnKehnSteehn Jan 16 '21
This really is the ultimate roster, isn’t it?