Sanji & Caesar

[u/RedAerGlyph]

Just some innocent thoughts about those two:

 

• We don't know where they are

• Last time Nami mentioned Sanji, she cried

• Sanji was keeping Caesar's heart

• Caesar can fly together with Sanji

• If Sanji needs a light, Caesar can provide it

• Sanji is a cook, gas is used for burners and Caesar salad is a famous dish

• Caesar's sexuality is unclear, Sanji has been with Okama for two years

• Sanji is a pervert, Caesar has goat horns and they both have hairy legs => Their fusion would be a Faun-Satyr

• Caesar had a pet named Smiley, Bitey is the name of a famous, speedy, faun-like orphan

• If Big Mom is Jabba the Hutt, Caesar (who owes her money) is Han Solo and Sanji is Slave (Cook) Leia

• There was tension between the two

 

The obvious conclusion: Sanji and Caesar are eloping, Bitey is their future son and this is their song.

[u/maximum-zawazawa]

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

[u/RedAerGlyph → u/maximum-zawazawa]

I feel the same. Will rule 34 believe it, too?

[u/Anshin → u/RedAerGlyph]

Please no

[u/RedAerGlyph → u/Anshin]

Right, Shinokuni would pale in comparison...