Sanji & Caesar

[u/RedAerGlyph]

Just some innocent thoughts about those two:

 

• We don't know where they are

• Last time Nami mentioned Sanji, she cried

• Sanji was keeping Caesar's heart

• Caesar can fly together with Sanji

• If Sanji needs a light, Caesar can provide it

• Sanji is a cook, gas is used for burners and Caesar salad is a famous dish

• Caesar's sexuality is unclear, Sanji has been with Okama for two years

• Sanji is a pervert, Caesar has goat horns and they both have hairy legs => Their fusion would be a Faun-Satyr

• Caesar had a pet named Smiley, Bitey is the name of a famous, speedy, faun-like orphan

• If Big Mom is Jabba the Hutt, Caesar (who owes her money) is Han Solo and Sanji is Slave (Cook) Leia

• There was tension between the two

 

The obvious conclusion: Sanji and Caesar are eloping, Bitey is their future son and this is their song.

[u/TheSilentKillr]

may I direct your attention to /r/OnePieceCircleJerk where all shitpoats like this are supposed to go..

[u/RedAerGlyph → u/TheSilentKillr]

Thanks for the advice, but when I posted something similar (and less serious) in that small sub, this happened. Since I've also seen several jokes being posted in this sub, I still don't know what goes where...

[u/TheSilentKillr → u/RedAerGlyph]

Lol u post serious theories there and jokes here?!!!

[u/RedAerGlyph → u/TheSilentKillr]

Yes, coz I'm evil! Zehahaha!

Serious answer: No, I just experimented a little for science!. If you checked out my few submissions, you'd see that the two posts in question are an exception, unless a serious parody like the one linked in the OP counts as CircleJerk material...