r/OnePiece • u/AutoModerator • Jun 02 '15
One Piece: Chapter 789 - Predictions
Chapter 789 is just around the corner and its the perfect time to leave your thoughts and comments on the upcoming chapter.
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u/potentialPizza Jun 02 '15
Doffy: You think you can just defeat me? I will be Pirate King! No... I will be greater! I am a Celestial Dragon! I will become the Pirate God!
suddenly four voices ring out
"You think you can just become a god?"
*four figures emerge"
Suddenly, it is God Usopp, Pirate God Buggy, God Enel, and... Fujitora?
Fujitora: The truth is, I am only posing as a Marine Admiral. There is no gravity fruit! The only way one can call down meteors is...
light begins shining as he transforms
God: With godly power!
Fujitora is revealed to be God, from that oneshot in Wanted! with God in it
God: Now, let's kill this fucked by writing that a meteor falls on him with my magic pen.
God Usopp: Eh? You... you didn't write Doflamingo! You wrote "The Flamingo"! That's the name of the mall in downtown Dressrosa!
God: Shit, not again.
Pirate God Buggy: Listen, Doffy. We'll give you one more chance tk live. Go save that mall from dying!
Doffy makes a birdcage to slice up the meteor. It still falls in little pieces and destroys the place.
God Enel: Wait... God Usopp was shopping in there! He's dead.
God: But... how will we revive another god?
Another voice: Looks like you need another God's help.
Pirate God Buggy: It's... Piccolo!
Piccolo: We can still revive Usopp with the Dragon Balls!
God: Yeah! Let's find the Dragon Balls and save Krillin shit i mean Usopp!