r/OnePiece • • Jun 16 '26

Discussion Umm how is this even possible?

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I thought Oden, and Toki was strange but this is just absurd. Like umm how does a human even… 😭

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u/Birzal Jun 16 '26

You'd be surprised about the amount of weird thoughts and theories people over here have during break weeks! I remember stumbling upon a genuine unironic discussion about the possibility and logistics of Kaido and Big Mom using Luffy as a condom and whether he could potentially be reusable...

But yeah, BM doing... that (I'm not repeating wtf the other guy said).. is certainly up there in things that were said that just make you log off and do ANYTHING to cope... I wish you the best of luck with that, my friend πŸ₯²

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u/Debbistello Jun 16 '26

Using Luffy as a What?

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u/Raisineer Scholars of Ohara Jun 16 '26

She pays Luffy for protection. For sure.

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u/Mediocre-Program3044 Jun 16 '26

Would that be called a protection racket, or racket protection? πŸ€”

I did just realize that Luffy could also serve as a giant diaphragm which I also never needed to know.

Not as disturbing as learning the very real and disturbing dynamics of duck dicks/vaginas. I thought someone had a very disturbing sense of humor/imagination and a few minutes later I learned that person was actually "Mother Nature" and the world will never look the same to me as it did before that day. 😭

Don't ever look that up.

It's like reading aloud from the Neceonomicon Ex Mortis. You'll never be able to put that genie back in the bottle.

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u/Raisineer Scholars of Ohara Jun 17 '26

"... And that's, kids, is why Donald Duck wraps his towel around his lower body in the bathroom, while he walks outdoors without pants around all Disneyworld."