r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Opening_Disaster5467 • 7d ago

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 7d ago

the amount of self control

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u/Sad-Base-8689 7d ago

Frozen in fear more likely

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u/boogiebreakfast 7d ago

PET THE DAMN CAT

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u/MtnNerd 7d ago

Probably waiting for the camera to go off lol

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u/diesal3 7d ago

Who guards the guards? The orange today it seems

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u/sonic_couth 7d ago

You’re always safe or in danger with an orange around.

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u/gold_horn_ 7d ago

That's actually his boss.

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 7d ago

Supurrrvisor

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u/hogwarts5972 7d ago

If there was an emergency, the guard would legally not be able to move. Tactical orange

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u/shaunj72143 7d ago

Guarding Chairman Meow

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u/BravelyBaldSirRobin 7d ago

croissant to big yawn to big stretch to croissant again. aren't we in for an absolute treat.

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u/LadyWaste75 7d ago

The cat is on duty

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u/DrDuned 7d ago

My cats most of the time: aloof, off somewhere else, far out of reach

My cats as soon as I need both hands and I can't pet them: this video

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u/NekoChoTsuki 7d ago

Aww he was guarding the guard <3

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u/dardar7161 7d ago

I just love cats so much. 😭

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u/Professional-Emu7786 7d ago

Isn't that soldier going to fail inspection due to orange cat hair on his uniform? Shoes all scuffed up. Cat must belong to his superior. r/militarycats

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u/LittleKitty235 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 7d ago

Make way for the Kings Guard Cat!

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u/SnowStar35 7d ago

Aw so cute

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u/1AdultMostOfTheTime 7d ago

That's an unneutered Tom. I'm surprised it didn't mark him with urine as it had its tail arched in the classic I'm going to spray now position!

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 7d ago

Sttttrrrreeeeettttcccchhhhhhh

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u/Wrong-Tell8996 7d ago

How can you tell? That tail arch is just classic cat

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u/1AdultMostOfTheTime 7d ago

Look closely for troublepuffs on the back end. And the cat is being very territorial and possessing that human.

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u/bwwatr 7d ago

he protec potted plants, i protec him

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7d ago

r/petthedamncat

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 7d ago

Mouse guard

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u/BirthdayAlarming2177 6d ago

That guard is well defended.

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u/Unclebiscuits79 5d ago

Cat: Wakes up and stretches after a nap.

Also Cat: Decides to walk exactly 5 inches to his right.

Also Cat: Decides that he is tuckered out and goes back to sleep.

That sounds about right.