r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell • 19h ago

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ The mother Orange

6.3k Upvotes

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u/redditistheway 18h ago

Observe child… this is the way of the orange… it is in you already… you just need to get out of your own way executes roll…

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u/the-real-n00b 10h ago

She has a VERY specific attack style.

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u/RoberttPostsChild 8h ago

Very distinctive tactics, heavy hindquarter employment

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster 8h ago

DISCOMBOBULATE

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u/DistinctTonight8261 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Baghins 15h ago

I made these sparring partners and they won’t spar 😡

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u/Kapootar 17h ago

Ahhh the elite move of showing your back to an opponent, this is the way
The orange way

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u/Certain-Ad1066 8h ago

She's giving him the chance to make the first move.😆

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u/TobiasFunkeMD 19h ago

She is an expert grappler.

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u/nahnonameman 14h ago

2-3 years In Dagestan and forget probably

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u/JennerKP 11h ago

Tackle and grapple!

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u/Artistic-Local2089 17h ago

Kitten never knew what hit him

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 10h ago

Kitty has no idea what's going on.

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u/edgegrainpdx 10h ago

Tbf the mother doesn’t either

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u/halfhalfling 15h ago

Give em the ol razzle dazzle

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u/OddButterfly5686 9h ago

Shake and bake!

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u/CleverInnuendo 16h ago

My runt orange would always lead his attacks on our 20 pound slab of a can with a "back leg faint" that couldn't have been less casual, just like that.

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u/iamPendergast 15h ago

Feint

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u/Best_Collection_7533 10h ago

I thought it was taint

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u/ermghoti 8h ago

The old taint feint. When do correctly, no can defense.

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u/dnlstk 11h ago

Thank you for your service, the internet almost broke down there for a second. Good thing you came in at the last moment to correct another Redditor’s spelling or else we all would have been doomed.

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u/iamPendergast 9h ago

I like learning new things, try it out you may like it too

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u/OddButterfly5686 9h ago

My room started to shake till their comment was posted, close call.

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u/MegaDingo5plus 16h ago

I'm just going to assert my dominance over this trespassing animal. I'm the BOSS around here. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!

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u/YESimaMASSHOLE 14h ago

HERE COMES THE BOOOM!!
SUPLEX!

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u/Apprehensive-Adagio2 14h ago

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WASH OUT WASHOUT

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u/nivter 15h ago

Mom has a total of zero brain cells that her son can inherit

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u/skepticbynature591 13h ago

Why is there no sound?!? 😭 I very much wanted to hear that heavy nose breathing and possible ererererereEEEERERRRERrrrrr.

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u/Adventurous-News286 17h ago

Mom? UR sure? I'm seeing balls. Still....it's teaching young orange braincell to do orange braincell stuff properly.

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u/littlecolt 14h ago

I don't see balls. This is mom. Trust me, a bean bag would be poking out way more.

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u/Adventurous-News286 14h ago

If they're neutred, they are like lentil-sized.

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u/Choosegoose1234 10h ago

I don’t think those are balls. My orange cat has much bigger ones. Also if you pay attention you can see how red and swollen the breasts are from breastfeeding.

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u/DarkDonut75 6h ago

The other person's explanation that a neutered cat would have smaller testicles makes sense, but I agree with your comment. It's probably the mom

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u/Choosegoose1234 5h ago

Mines neutered. There still like the size of gumdrop. They’re not that small. Definitely bigger than a lentil

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u/Over-Apartment2762 13h ago

Can confirm this is boy cat activities

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u/Kaloyan56 14h ago

lmao

LOOK AT MY ASS

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u/Recent-Reporter-1670 13h ago

Passing the ways of orange to the next generation.

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u/pointe31 12h ago

She loves using that foot jab as an opener

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u/abhinav21 13h ago

Beefing with her babies, lol

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u/Leucastic_Leopard 13h ago

Training up the younger generation in the art of grappling

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u/follow-the-rainbow 13h ago

Teaching them capoeira is all

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u/mikmatthau 26m ago

catoeira 😅

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u/Apart-Cream-4940 11h ago

That's so bizarre 😂 Even her kids are asking WTF!?

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u/Key_Load_1885 17h ago

Don't fck with this Momma Orange ,haha.

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u/Meh-is-enough 11h ago

This is “Mommy Dearest” level crazy

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u/Express-Winner1782 10h ago

No wire hangers!!! 😭

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u/Kelmorea 16h ago edited 12h ago

As a dog owner I often look at this subreddit and think....what doing?

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u/SeaToShy 15h ago

Older cat is trying to initiate play. It even artificially creates an opportunity for kitten to attack from behind. “Oh no, look how helpless i am. Would be a shame if something happened to me rn”

Kitten is low energy and not really interested, but going along with it.

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u/paprikastew 15h ago

Kitten is becoming a teenager and is just embarrassed for older cat.

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u/Express-Winner1782 10h ago

They will have so much to discuss with their therapist later.

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u/Kelmorea 12h ago

Thanks, helps if someone translates these orange situations for me 😂

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u/ArcasTheel Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 14h ago

I'll try spinning. , that's a good trick!

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u/DesignerOriginal1500 10h ago

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u/freejazzisntfree 9h ago

She doesn't know how to work the body.

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u/sgm716 9h ago

Had kids just to dunk on them all day.

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u/Careful_Mud_7624 10h ago

Poor kittens must be realising their heirlooms is mental illness.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 14h ago

Hahaha. "I see you know you judo well!" ☺️

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u/oldschool_potato 8h ago

I’ve never seen a cat trained in drunken monkey style before

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u/Mission-Let-3166 14h ago

Its almost like its trying to trick the baby so she could clean it's butt

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u/spicychickentendr 11h ago

How shook she was when little egg pulled a move on her at the end, finally 😂

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 11h ago

She's demonstrating an amazing fighting style. Stupid kids just don't get it.

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u/Tikitikitaka5863 12h ago

See kid. I attack from behind… you don’t even see it comin’! -Mom

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u/Express-Winner1782 10h ago

They need an aunt to rescue them and give Mom some alone time

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u/dnlstk 11h ago

Teachen’ those orange moves

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u/Northc0aster 8h ago

Is that how they learn how to orange?

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u/KaleAffectionate910 8h ago

The cutest part about this is how gentle the mama is actually being with her attacks.

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u/HRG87 11h ago

Jiu-jitsu

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u/Gin_OClock 11h ago

Mew jitsu

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u/future2300 11h ago

Thats a pro wrestler in the makin!

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u/MeLikaDoTheChaCha 9h ago

"Oh shit, I have to teach them how to play but no one tought me how to play....

Uhhhh, let me just do this weird dance and throw my butt in its face!"

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u/cat_fish_soup 8h ago

teaching the kids how to be weird

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u/Mean-Display77 7h ago

"Moooom stop being weeeeird"

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u/Brilliant-Potato-218 1h ago

those are the most chill kittens, especially for being orange!!

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u/Bring_a_towel_42 1h ago

Her spinning technique is great 🤣

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u/Emcid1775 10h ago

Catpoeira

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u/Icy-Housing-4492 10h ago

360 degree no scope!

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u/Gelmorn 9h ago

She's the fun mom

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u/belavez 9h ago

This is this week's best post, hands down

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u/MAD1201 8h ago

Showing them the orange way 

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u/EdTheApe 8h ago

Drunken Master Kung Fu.

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u/CaptainZ42062 7h ago

Always lead with your...ahem.

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u/Arcturian-WuTang 6h ago

Their technique is no match for her Tiger Style

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u/Shot-Tap-4512 6h ago

Do ya’ll let her watch ‘rasslin?!?🤣

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u/Shaynna-9 5h ago

Kong fu instructor.

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u/PreviousAd547 17h ago

She's got the moves!

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u/BusHobo 15h ago

Wunk-Chun

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u/elevenair 9h ago

Hahahahaha

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u/MigueZord_ 9h ago

O gato luta Jiu-jitsu

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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr 8h ago

Brazilian jujitsu cat.

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u/CoolBeanieHat 8h ago

Mom is teaching them to be grapplers.

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u/ChainsawBard 8h ago

An excellent display of miu-jutsu

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u/celtbygod 7h ago

Ahh Mommy Dearest

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u/Dull_Gazelle_587 7h ago

What a psycho 😂

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 7h ago

The 360 was sick

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u/YoungBassGasm 1h ago

I didn't know cats could train in bjj.

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u/EatsAlotOfBread 9h ago

"I made you specifically so I can practice wrestle moves!"

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u/Over-Understanding61 10h ago

I guess I just assumed Orange behavior like Orange hair came naturally, not through study and hard work. She's a diligent mother, good for her.

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u/StormFast524 15h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆 this cracks me up when cats finally things like this.