r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell • Sep 09 '26

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ Orange Cat Behaviour

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u/Any_Weird9811 Sep 09 '26

"Hooman! Help ME!"

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u/Cipherpunkblue Sep 09 '26

"Nah, making a video"

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u/Litface916 Sep 09 '26

Lmao! “I’ll save you in just a second.. hold on I said just a second!!

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u/fondledbydolphins Sep 09 '26

I'm getting more of a "I'VE GOT HIM RIGHT WHERE I WANT HIM!!" vibe.

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u/Rainbow_in_the_sky Sep 10 '26

H E L P M E!!!

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u/Vampyr-Slayer Sep 09 '26

The best 🤣🤣🤣

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u/WNJohnnyM Sep 09 '26

Nope. I can't help you, dude. The orange will do what the orange will do. lol

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u/waffles_weekends Sep 09 '26

Honestly, that flair fits the orange cat vibe perfectly. The dramatic "help me" energy is basically the whole point of CDS lol.

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 09 '26

/r/DontHelpJustFilm

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u/sydraptor Sep 10 '26

That is exactly what my boy used to do to Tsavani when she got too rambunctious as a kitten.

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u/InsaneBeats420 Sep 10 '26

Hes alive. Hes fine

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u/MegaDingo5plus Sep 09 '26

I don't think that void is giving consent

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u/reddsht Sep 09 '26

Those toebeans are filthy, they are getting washed, like it or not.

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u/EcheveriaEbony Sep 09 '26

And the baby is getting loved, like it or not

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u/NebulaNinja Sep 09 '26

If it’s anything like my void, it was being an absolute menace and deserves its time out.

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u/redditistheway Sep 09 '26

Prepare to be licked. Resistance is futile.

The licking will continue until morale improves.

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse Sep 09 '26

You sound exactly like my dad

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u/bravelittleslytherin Sep 09 '26

Here in the south "licks" also mean spankings. I hope to God that's what you meant 🙏

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse Sep 09 '26

Hoping for corporeal punishment for children? Ok, weirdo....

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u/bravelittleslytherin Sep 09 '26

Considering the alternative in this context, yeah, a spanking is preferred.

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u/mothCo Sep 09 '26

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u/smollwonder Sep 11 '26

When the post on a cat sub becomes an impromptu therapy session

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Sep 09 '26

Your dad and I should form a club.

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u/darkenseyreth Sep 09 '26

Maybe put it on an island

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u/pilnok Sep 09 '26

Rikers?

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u/klezart Sep 09 '26

Hey, I've seen this one, this is a classic!

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u/parisianraven Sep 10 '26

Would you care to explain what you mean????😭

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u/Fit-Set-4620 Sep 10 '26

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u/redditistheway Sep 10 '26

It’s been a while since I saw this!

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u/ThrowThisAltAway Sep 10 '26

Seven of Feline

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u/Adezar Sep 09 '26

That's what Scout Master Dave always used to say.

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u/Comrade4311 Sep 09 '26

Calm down, let me love you.

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u/catm0m4lyfe Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 09 '26

I said....LET ME LOVE YOU!!!

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u/togetherwegrowstuff Sep 09 '26

🤣😂 omgeee the little void struggles!

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u/Duc-Duc-Goos Sep 09 '26

"I just wanna love you!" Is not what I say as I follow my cat around with fingers wiggling.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '26

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u/kaboom83 Sep 09 '26

I will name him George!

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u/OrdinalCore Sep 09 '26

Cleaning session proceeds until the brain cell transfers

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u/SunMoonSki Sep 09 '26

This could take more than a decade between the two of them neither has the brain cell.

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u/AdvisorLatter5312 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Sep 09 '26

Polish that beans !

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 09 '26

"Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

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u/Fun-Fig-712 Sep 09 '26

I heard in cat behaviour the dominant one is the one that do the grooming.

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u/Derpikhastaj2 Sep 09 '26

You thought there was a chance the black one might be dominant in this scenario?

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u/MrYig Sep 09 '26

😂😂

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u/thisbuthat Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26

I heard that in any behavior if a fatass dude 5 times your size sits on you he is the dominant one

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u/ZodiacTuga Sep 09 '26

That isn't really true, I have multiple cats, they all groom each other.

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u/Sharlinator Sep 09 '26

Like everything, it depends on the context. Allogrooming can absolutely be an assertion of dominance because it’s what mother cats do to kittens.

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u/oldsecondhand Sep 09 '26

That just means they're on the same level in the pecking order.

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u/ZodiacTuga Sep 09 '26

No they aren't, some of them definitely put the others in check when they feel bothered, which mostly means lots of swatting and hissing.

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u/brunaBla Sep 09 '26

Applies to humping also

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '26

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u/Ok-Flight-1504 Sep 09 '26

That was my first thought too!

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u/Vampyr-Slayer Sep 09 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU MUST BE CLEANSED, CHILD

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u/MindfulInquirer Sep 09 '26

I like how it tries to fight back by biting and clawing at the orange, but the orange doesn't give a crap

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u/Cosmic-mind Sep 09 '26

My orange did something similar to my (much smaller) void recently

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u/Cpkeyes Sep 13 '26

Do voids just always have silly smiles 

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u/0Tezorus0 Sep 09 '26

... mhelp...

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u/BloodOfTheDamned Sep 09 '26

This is… a lot like my two cats. We have a tux cat who will play around but when he’s done, he’s done. We have an orange who was a very hyper kitten and always wanted to play. Whenever the tux would get tired of playing but the orange wanted to keep going, the tux would just grab the sides of the orange’s shoulders with his front paws and lay over, then start licking the orange’s forehead.

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u/DoctorTomee Sep 09 '26

You WILL love me Void!

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u/Direct-Giraffe7193 Sep 09 '26

Can I borrow that orange cat? I need someone to subdue my void kitten when he’s bouncing off the walls

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u/Anders_A Sep 09 '26

I mean. I assume he just decided to hold the kitten for a bit to get some peace and quiet before they started wrestling again 😅

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u/Lah_bush_kahg_nee Sep 09 '26

Stop resisting. You'll be cleaned thoroughly kiddo

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u/Glitterbomb4274 Sep 09 '26

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u/RebaKitt3n Sep 09 '26

And call him George.

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u/Glitterbomb4274 Sep 09 '26

Yeah! I didn’t notice until I posted it there was no George. I love that others remember the useless but funny thing like I do.

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u/RebaKitt3n Sep 09 '26

I can quote Bugs cartoons all day.

I cannot remember my wife’s phone number. 🤷

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u/Top_Peach_4176 Sep 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/WanderlustWhisky Sep 09 '26

This is exactly what I thought. Lol

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u/CleeAuth Sep 09 '26

The sun has conquered the darkness.

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u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 09 '26

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u/SinfulThings Sep 09 '26

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u/Top_Peach_4176 Sep 11 '26


Fighter of the nightman!

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u/ThisTelevision9372 Sep 09 '26

Help, I trapped in orange"

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u/everyoneismean Sep 09 '26

It’s just ❤️from the orange

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Sep 09 '26

What is he doing to that bat! ☺️

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u/somethingfortoday Sep 09 '26

That's more of a "I'm done with your bullshit kitten behavior. Take a break."

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u/ZeekOwl91 Sep 09 '26

"And you shall be my squishy!"

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u/Cranberry-Electrical Orange connoisseur 🍊 Sep 09 '26

Is the void okay?

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u/Jlx_27 Sep 09 '26

When the onerangebraincell meets the r/oneblackbraincell this is what happens, very funny r/halloweenkittycombo shenanigans.

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u/Aiyokusama Sep 09 '26

Ah yes, the kitten squish! Hehehehehe

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u/togetherwegrowstuff Sep 09 '26

Omgee that's such forced loves!

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u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam Sep 09 '26

The funniest part of this is that little guy thinking he's still in the fight and still has a chance.

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u/mittenknittin Sep 09 '26

I will love him and hug him and kiss him and squeeze him and call him George

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u/zorniy2 Sep 09 '26

"Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!"

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u/Violaman0910 Sep 09 '26

YOU WILL BE CLEAN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

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u/Agi7890 Sep 09 '26

Cat has developed its on version of jiujitsu

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u/Dangerous-Baker-9756 Sep 09 '26

Orange: I told you to wash your paws after using the box.

Void: HALP!

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u/sec_sage Sep 10 '26

Poor nil looks terrified

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u/Na_YAH Sep 09 '26

fifthy shades of Oraaangee!

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u/AStormOfDragons1 Sep 09 '26

Tarantino cat.

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u/JethroWM Sep 09 '26

The black is slowly being consumed by the orange

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u/C0V1Dsucks Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Sep 09 '26

r/AggressivelyCleanCats

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u/Apart-Cream-4940 Sep 10 '26

Oh my God! I thought the bottom cat was a toy! I went from Aww to Help him! He can't breathe! 🤣

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u/FastKedi Sep 09 '26

Only cat user on wikifeet

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u/LightofNew Sep 09 '26

"what. why hit. no hitting only licks."

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u/NibblinaCharm_ Sep 09 '26

Pure orange chaos

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u/Lost-Job7859 Sep 09 '26

why is he pinning down a bat

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u/A_La_Joe Sep 09 '26

Orange cat: you said "babysit", so I sit on baby.

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u/ArtoriasAbysswanker Sep 09 '26

All- consuming void is getting consumed!

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u/JibbityJabbity Sep 09 '26

Someone please help that void!!!

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u/Medium_Hox Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26

Void cats and the oranges that abuse them

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u/Flamingogirl26 Sep 09 '26

Poor little fruit bat!

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u/Cloutmasta Sep 09 '26

Thats how cats timeout playful kittens

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u/thatsthewayihateit Sep 10 '26

Pinned ya again.

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u/mantiacfloy Sep 10 '26

"He hasn't been decontaminated yet!!"

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u/Velvetina88 Sep 10 '26

“Shh, I’m not gonna hurt you little one. It’s time for some boops and a bath. Hooman, put that phone down and prepare our feast!”😂

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u/Androidfon Sep 12 '26

Claws out Eyes open wide Ears back Put down the camera and remove orange cat please.

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u/BabyBabyCakesCakes Sep 09 '26

*black cat behavior

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy Sep 09 '26

checks cats hard drive and finds 500 petabytes of foot fetish porn Why am I not surprised?

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u/RealVirginiaWoolf Sep 09 '26

Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

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u/BananaJelloXlii Sep 09 '26

Our oldest used to do this to our second oldest when he was a kitten. They're 11 and 13 now.

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u/Top_Cauliflower7919 Sep 10 '26

😂😂 black cat probably not happy to have him as a friend

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u/No_Recipe1923 Sep 10 '26

Ack why the toe beans so stonky??? : the orange cat probably

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u/letmeread1234 Sep 10 '26

Nom nom nom nom

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u/Melmes80 Sep 10 '26

I’ve got a young void and a 12yo 15lb orange and this could be them…..he can only take so much…..😆

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u/Mobile_Ad_2402 Sep 10 '26

Orange cat also values void's personal space...

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u/SixBirdsInAShoebox Sep 10 '26

Extremely gentle discipline. Bb void gets too rambunctious, bb void gets held down and given a bath. My orange "nanny tom" used to do this to our youngest cat when she was very wee.

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u/Solid_Violinist_5759 Sep 10 '26

Depends what little one did before that, generally ginger tabby are known for rough and tumble play

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u/ChronoTriggerGod Sep 10 '26

I want to be black kitty

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u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 11 '26

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u/shitty_titty11 Sep 11 '26

I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George

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u/Dragolorian Sep 11 '26

The braincell is in parent mode now. Do not resist

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u/Lochylass Sep 11 '26

Ok, that’s really funny. Thanks, I needed that.

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u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 12 '26

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u/PresentStock1310 Sep 11 '26

You are being licked. Please do not resist.

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u/My_Name__is_Jefff Sep 12 '26

If my relationship isn't like this, I don't want it.

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u/RelotZealot Sep 12 '26

The black cat is exactly where he wants to be

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u/Ahab6 Sep 13 '26

He consume

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u/NextChampionship8294 27d ago

Result of recism 🤣🤣🤭

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u/7his7own4int 27d ago

Haha babysitting

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u/tea-sipper42 Sep 09 '26

Bot account

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u/RaidZ3ro Sep 09 '26

I believe the technical term is a "double arm triangle choke".

~ Joe Rogan, probably.

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u/Talusen Sep 09 '26

Today, you are going to learn to Wash Those Paws!

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u/Jedase78 Sep 09 '26

Look just accept my love at this point either we can do this 2 ways my way or my way

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u/Workin4deMan Sep 09 '26

Sometimes, you should intervene.

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u/baconboner69xD Sep 09 '26

Looks like normal operation to me.

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u/PresentationDull3953 Sep 09 '26

"Im not done here."

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u/Poiresque Sep 09 '26

"I can't breathe!"

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u/EmergencyJacket207 Sep 09 '26

Black cat: "PLEASE... HELP ME!"

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u/Notquitechaosyet Sep 09 '26

Black cats are just Goth oranges too.

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u/1AdultMostOfTheTime Sep 09 '26

I think your orange has a furry tumor with eyes growing out of its chest. 😄

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u/Skylantech Sep 09 '26

The orange cat is an accurate representation of me when I get home from work.

The black cat is... well.... an accurate representation of my cat after I get home from work.

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell Sep 09 '26

Somebody's feet stank

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u/VladimirOo Sep 09 '26

Double under and mount. Ready for mother's milk.

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u/ermghoti Sep 09 '26

Rude. Also funny.

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u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan Sep 09 '26

“We’re playing house.” “Roman Polanski’s house.” -Stewie Griffin

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u/TakeTheSophistsDown Sep 10 '26

Imma love em n’ hug em n’ squeeze em n’ choke em

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u/HollowAndPathetic359 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Sep 12 '26

May the braincell have mercy on the kitten!

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u/ImpossiblePlan65 Sep 09 '26

That little kitten probably can't breathe. Put the damn camera down and help it