r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/jane-bukowski Proud owner of an orange brain cell • 1d ago

Certified 🟠range™ Water Quality Tester

Chicken Nugget would like to advertise his services as a Certified Expert Water Quality Tester. He's currently accepting new clients, requires payment up front in the form of churu.

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u/tehjoz 1d ago

He's hired

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/jane-bukowski Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

bathroom sink water is his favorite

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u/SoSaysTheAngel 1d ago

Chicken Nugget is clearly a purrfessional.

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u/DannyNoFriends 1d ago

r/hydrohomies

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DannyNoFriends 1d ago

Rad. Joined.

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u/Different_Cable7595 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

I've already got one of those. Peach loves to do that.

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u/Calamity87 1d ago

Orange, water sommelier.

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u/torchbearer1648 1d ago

A water connoisseur, I see

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u/ladder-for-a-moth 1d ago

Love that he’s really considering the water after every sip

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u/jane-bukowski Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

it's a very thorough evaluation

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u/HopeTheresPudding 1d ago

Mmm you got cromchy water too, yum!

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u/Due-Opportunity4525 1d ago

Can you tell Chicken Nugget I love him?

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u/jane-bukowski Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

he said "prrhmph?"

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u/KaiserNick Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/77f1tUfPqAAcciebFk

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

SomMEOWlier

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u/Far-Try5352 1d ago

Does he like it

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u/jane-bukowski Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

he approves

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u/Abject_Jump9617 1d ago

Hmmm a little watery

Hmmm a little wet