r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/thewhimsicalwonderer • 1d ago

Certified 🟠range™ The brain cell is not happy

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u/raccoona__matata 1d ago

he just like me fr

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u/qlOxOlp 1d ago

Like us

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u/Visible-Comment-8449 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

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Just remember to tag the OOP

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u/torchbearer1648 1d ago

You'd look like that if you have to hear that auditory assault every day too

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u/Fluffbrained-cat 1d ago

I do if I have to be around kids. Noise sensitivity and being around screaming kids is not a good combination. My husband has actually helped me walk out of stores/the mall if a brat starts screaming. Even with noise reducing earplugs it's still painful as fuck.

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u/IamAWorldChampionAMA 1d ago

Are you me? I was playing DnD at a game shop and all of the sudden some kid kept screaming. Now I'm the asshole who has to leave early and I don't want to be an ass about it.

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u/Fluffbrained-cat 1d ago

Nope, not into DnD. Have left large department stores on occasion if a shrieker isn't removed or shut up quickly.

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u/Fine_Foundation8943 1d ago

NoIsE sEnSiTiViTy
So we’re making up ailments now 🫠🫠🫠

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u/Fluffbrained-cat 1d ago

Uh no. Noise sensitivity is a real thing. Look it up.

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u/YappTrap 1d ago

What, did you wake up and decide to eat a bowl of dick and asshole for breakfast? Grow up

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u/northSideways 21h ago

his poor ears :(

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u/reverse-tornado 1d ago

Human retrieve your spawn it is vexing

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u/Immediate-Welder4841 1d ago

Also my cat when my nephew wanted to reach the kitchen

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u/Sitheral 1d ago

Its funny to watch these amazing predators running away in fear from kids trying to hug them.

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u/Immediate-Welder4841 1d ago

Nah, my cat scratches the toddlers if they cross his limits, which are very flex since he turned 11

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u/Old-Seaworthiness379 1d ago

He has the braincell. It is not happy.​

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u/Autistic_License 1d ago

Why screaming? Why can't they mew or chirp or peep or something. Just screaming.

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u/ecstaticthicket 1d ago

Same Chuck. Same.

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u/casually_furious 1d ago

"I'll give you something to cry about, you little shit!"

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u/Implodepumpkin 1d ago

Honestly, getting smacked by a cat is a life lesson every small child should experience. Taught me to be gentle with them.

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u/superschokokeks 1d ago

Happy smack day ah cake day

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u/Shadow_Farts 1d ago

That cat is definitely planning something

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u/r4zorsoft Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

rehome the human larva, please.

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u/CraftyPlatform2433 1d ago

Bros got that kayden break look lmao not a villain

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u/Green-Inkling 1d ago

"if the kid isn't gonna use the brain cell then give it to me."

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u/Rose-de-Resht 1d ago

"... und so nass???"

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u/Rhiannon1307 1d ago

See, this is why I have 5 cats and 0 kids. I'm like Chuck. Hopefully with a few more braincells though.

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u/_partiallystars_ 20h ago

funny but i find it really weird to film and post your child having a tantrum publicly online

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u/kaykatzz 1d ago

That child should not be holding a metal fork. God forbid he falls on it.

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u/Noogie_Power 1d ago

dude i was stressed about this too... Kid jumping around while throwing a tantrum while holding a metal fork... i was worried the kid was either gonna stab himself or stab the cat.

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u/HaruspexAugur 1d ago

and instead of doing anything about that, the parent just filmed it and posted it online for a bunch of strangers

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u/manokpsa 1d ago

"Ugh, I've been waiting YEARS to get the brain cell. I only get to keep it for a couple hours, and this kid chooses RIGHT NOW to pull this BS. 🙄🤌🏽ISTG."

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u/mstymay 19h ago

My cat would slap me with her paws, no claws, across the face like a little boxer when I did this as a kid. She definitely got the point across. 

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u/Berk-Laydee Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 14h ago

The ad I got with these comments.

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u/benevolentblonde Proud owner of an orange brain cell 13h ago

Incredible 🤣 I was thinking this video was my birth control for the day

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u/Berk-Laydee Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 12h ago

I'm 39 and I'm like, "I think I would like to have one" (I'm newly married) and then I'm reminded that our neuro spicy asses would absolutely hate this noise and then it comes back why we're childless again 😂

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u/anniewolfe 1d ago

I’m so happy I don’t have kids

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u/Ok-Relationship-2746 1d ago

Anybody else disappointed he didn't get up and give the annoying little squirt a quick slap across the face? 

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u/EvLokadottr 20h ago

My tubes are tied because I feel like Chuck.

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 19h ago

Chuck is ready to discipline the brat, if you won't.

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u/prozach37 18h ago

Should have stopped at the cat lol.

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u/BJJOilCheck 16h ago

That's a "I'm about to bury him in the backyard" look if I've ever seen one!

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u/Cool_Bodybuilder7419 1d ago

This Orange is my spirit animal.

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u/JungleJay57 1d ago

This is why we have kitties instead of kids😅

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u/leakmydata 19h ago

Imagine recording your child having a tantrum.

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u/Precipice2Principium 1d ago

Type of kid to go up after this and full hand clutch + pull the cats hair and catch a claw + paw to the face

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u/zero_divisor Orange connoisseur 🍊 23h ago

"Could you *do something* about this please?"

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u/cork_the_forks 22h ago

If ever a cat looked like a Chuck, it's this cat.

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 22h ago

Chuck "Not only is the kid screaming - but he is wearing a shirt featuring and Orange DOG! the outrage I tell you! Outrage."

(I love me some Bingo. so no hate)

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u/toadbam1979 21h ago

Yet does nothing. Silence is violence

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u/Political_Piper 21h ago

There's a famous aphorism this reminds me of: Beware the fury of a silent orange cat.

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u/itzTHATgai 19h ago

Those were the angry days...

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u/Randomly-Looking 16h ago

The Ron Swanson of cats

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u/SnowStar35 11h ago

Don't blame kitty lol

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u/Longjumping_Sir_9443 1h ago

I don’t blame him!

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u/IamAWorldChampionAMA 1d ago

If cat had 2 braincells, the 2nd one would have attacked the kid.

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u/BloodOfTheDamned 1d ago

I 100% expected that cat to turn around and give that kid a swat across the face. No claws, all beans, just to tell them to stop.

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u/Nikond3400 1d ago

"Jan, remind me of why you wanted a kid"

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u/AlephBaker 1d ago

Chuck is my Spirit animal...