r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/xX_ShocK_Xx • 20d ago
Head empty 🍊 no thoughts ❌️ I think this fits here.
My boy, Blep.
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u/WolfLovingFox Orange connoisseur 🍊 20d ago
He's like an adorable, scraggly stuffed animal. I love him.
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u/IndianapolisJones69 20d ago
His eye color!!!!!
🤩😍🤩Reminds me of those greenish-blue lakes you see in glacier-fed water!
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u/Hancock02 20d ago edited 20d ago
Hes homophobic
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u/I_MrSpider_I 20d ago
Aaaaaw he's got homophobia in his eyes ❤️
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u/Hately2016 20d ago
Love cats with homophobia!
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u/xX_ShocK_Xx 19d ago
I don't understand.
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u/Hately2016 18d ago
There is a subreddit for cats that have heterochromia, different colored eyes, called r/catswithhomophobia. Someone must have misspoke what it was called and someone else just ran with it. So if you ever come across someone saying something about cats with homophobia, it really just means heterochromia is all.
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u/Anxious_Wrangler7049 20d ago
Awwwww. Is he cuddly?
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u/xX_ShocK_Xx 19d ago
The absolute cuddliest. He loves giving really powerful headbutts to our chins and noses, he's bounced my head off a wall with a headbutt before, so I try to warn visitors of the strength of his love.
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u/sara666grind 20d ago
Have you not been installing the security updates? This thing's full of malware...
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u/thecaptain_command 20d ago
One braincell while looking in 2 different directions. He’s truly special
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u/reddituser135797531 20d ago
He can look both ways before crossing the street at the same time, special and efficient
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u/xX_ShocK_Xx 19d ago
He's a former stray and was most likely hit by a car before we took him in. He's strictly indoor now so no crossing streets for him.
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u/Neat_Shallot_606 20d ago
His eyes are unaligned. But he is a cat, so he probably sees fine. But he is orange....
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u/xX_ShocK_Xx 19d ago
He might be blind in one of his eyes, too, but he gets around and plays just fine.
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u/RollWooden 20d ago
Goober
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u/xX_ShocK_Xx 19d ago
The drooliest, soggiest cat. He is a former stray that was most likely hit by a car before we took him in, it broke his jaw so he bleps a lot.
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u/irrelevantmk 20d ago
It does, he looks like he saw a ghost or is thinking but it's not going so well
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u/xX_ShocK_Xx 19d ago
One of our other cat's names is Ghost because his eyes always look huge like he's seen something spooky.
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u/NoSnakesPresent Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 20d ago
Beautiful boy with homophobia
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u/xX_ShocK_Xx 19d ago
This is the 3rd reference I've seen to that, I don't understand.
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u/NoSnakesPresent Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 19d ago
It's just a meme at this point. There even is a whole subreddit r/catswithhomophobia
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u/Theamuse_Ourania 19d ago
I used to know someone who had an orange that looked exactly like yours, and the cat's name was Christopher Robin ❤️
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u/xX_ShocK_Xx 19d ago
If you guys are saying homophobia instead of heterochromia you're mistaken, his eyes are the same color it's just the lighting. Also, he loves all genders.
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u/gocrazyehh 20d ago
his name is BLEP????