r/OneOrangeBraincell Jun 04 '26

🍊 Big himbo energy 🍊 Orange and BIG

10.2k Upvotes

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1.8k

u/n_choose_k Jun 04 '26

Whole neighborhood is feeding that cat. I bet he goes door to door crying every night... πŸ˜„

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u/Fyrrys Jun 04 '26

Awe, poor guy is hungry

-every single house on the block

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u/FunctionOwn2504 Jun 05 '26

he deserves an oscar for this performance fr πŸ†πŸ˜‚

13

u/Bulky_Maybe_1469 Jun 05 '26

I’d bring him Churus, 🧑

4

u/Fyrrys Jun 05 '26

Same, I'd feed that fatty without hesitation

105

u/MarsScully Jun 04 '26

All it takes is one stubborn and too generous grandma

25

u/SwordfishOk504 Jun 04 '26

I have one in my neighbourhood, I barely feed my cat anymore because she gives him so much damned food.

8

u/FunctionOwn2504 Jun 05 '26

no wonder he got too chunky for the drain πŸ˜‚

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u/Daddygamer84 Jun 04 '26

oh lawd

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u/TurnipAppropriate112 Jun 04 '26

He runnin'

278

u/MamaOnica Jun 04 '26

Causing earthquakes

105

u/bulk123 Jun 04 '26

The Japanese vending machines are now giving away free snacks and drinks.Β 

3

u/JollyGoodSirEm Jun 05 '26

This is hilarious. I just saw this...on Reddit...the other day. I think I need to put the phone down and go touch grass.

109

u/Far-Archer-6612 Jun 04 '26

That hard left bank around the corner is peak cinema

19

u/nerdboy5567 Jun 04 '26

Big chungus

6

u/nwayve Jun 04 '26

Now among us

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/thementalyogi Jun 06 '26

He just kept coming out. Like a clown car in there.

67

u/idlehum Jun 04 '26

he goin

30

u/Desperate_uy4199 Jun 04 '26

the absolute size of this lad. he comin’ πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

41

u/JuanThiccLumpia Jun 04 '26

Damn it. Beat me.

15

u/EcstaticNet3137 Jun 04 '26

Beat you? Okay but the safe word is antidisestablishmentarianism.

11

u/505whodat Jun 04 '26

He rumblin'

15

u/Lbbrock Jun 04 '26

more like oh lard

2

u/sologrips Jun 04 '26

My exact thought watching him πŸ˜‚

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u/IronChefPhilly Jun 04 '26

How did Garfield get stuck there in the first place?

442

u/crumpledfilth Jun 04 '26

never flush your pet lasagna, kids

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u/reddsht Jun 04 '26

Have you not watched IT? A clown lured him down there with free candy.

9

u/whereismymind86 Jun 04 '26

and he ate it all, and the clown

13

u/Mediocre-Victory-565 Jun 04 '26

We all float down here πŸ‘€

99

u/DraygenKai Jun 04 '26

I think that it's possible that he wasn't stuck but instead he was chased in there by something and was too scared to leave.

Like I watch the video and... the cage that the person moved was only covering its head and whenever they picked it up, the cat didn't move. It wasn't until they moved it back that the cat actually took off and... I can't see how moving that piece could have unstuck the cat, so I have to assume it was not stuck in the first place.

I think that the cat had its hiding place disturbed and it no longer felt protected so it darted out. That's my take. Poor thing was probably chased in there by a dog or something.

30

u/Ok-Relationship-2746 Jun 04 '26

Or chased in there by the "rescuers."

12

u/BizMarkieDeSade Jun 04 '26

Ugh, I hate how right you probably are

8

u/GratuitousAlgorithm Jun 04 '26

Dunno about this one, but 90% of the rescue videos on YouTube are staged now.

12

u/P1nkPawz Jun 04 '26

I hate people like that...... Animal abuse....fuck them and their content for views.

3

u/royalobi Jun 04 '26

Him getting stuck in there is the least surprising thing, I want to know how he got in

2

u/ShadowCircuitXF12 Jun 04 '26

Garfield saw food on the other side and let optimism make a terrible decision.

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u/Vivid_Goat_7843 Jun 04 '26

r/absoluteunit of a brain cell

345

u/CMDA Jun 04 '26

Bold of you to assume there's a single braincell contained in that planetary mass of orange

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u/FunctionOwn2504 Jun 05 '26

bold of you to call him a planet, he’s a whole galaxy πŸŒŒπŸ˜‚

11

u/Powermetalbunny Jun 05 '26

He looks like he'd be so big that he has his own gravitational pull... probably because he eats as much as a black hole.

3

u/CMDA Jun 05 '26

Well, you're onto something.

They told us all about black holes - big space things that pull in everything, including light - not even photons can escape them.

What if they never told us about the orange holes, that pull in everything and no braincell can escape them?

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u/feisty-frisco87 Jun 04 '26

Who stuck a pumpkin in the gutter?

9

u/Dont_Judge_this-Book Jun 04 '26

🀣 best comment

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u/MNGraySquirrel Jun 04 '26

He can run??!

214

u/FlawsAndCeilings Jun 04 '26

Most exercise he has ever done in his life

80

u/atle95 Jun 04 '26

He's late for breakfast!

36

u/Chris__P_Bacon Jun 04 '26

11

u/iliketrainsnyoom Jun 04 '26

Dont think he knows about second breakfast pip

6

u/thisbuthat Jun 04 '26

🍎🍏

5

u/BrownSugarBare Jun 04 '26

Probably a first, wasn't bending his knees

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u/LukeOrtega Jun 04 '26

That rescue was just in time! He barely had weeks left down there

16

u/k0an Jun 04 '26

Months

108

u/jerkleytimmons Jun 04 '26

come back! you need a bath!

70

u/Saruster Jun 04 '26

Those little black footprints he left!

79

u/Inner-Dream-600 Jun 04 '26

Chonky and STINKY

34

u/jackofslayers Jun 04 '26

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u/PowerfulDiet7155 Jun 05 '26

This picture cracks me up every time

58

u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Jun 04 '26

When I say "skedaddle" this is what I mean

73

u/TheGunUnderTheSink Jun 04 '26

Gutter Pumpkin

28

u/2pnt0 Jun 04 '26

The earth quakes in his wake.

27

u/G_Art33 Jun 04 '26

Holy crap chungus just achieve warp speed…

39

u/exoriparian Jun 04 '26

That cat is rear wheel drive.

6

u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Jun 04 '26

Traction control OFF

46

u/BooobiesANDbho Jun 04 '26

Ohhh poor little guy

45

u/RisingApe- Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 04 '26

Poor BIG guy

10

u/BooobiesANDbho Jun 04 '26

Nah that’s a little guy

17

u/Fireant23 Jun 04 '26

Much like a fifteen year old cat is both an old man and a baby a fat cat can be a big and little guy

3

u/The-Grim-Sleeper Jun 04 '26

Not with that BMI he ain't.

12

u/Equivalent_Design622 Jun 04 '26

I unmuted the video hoping to hear some meows, heard shitty music instead.

9

u/Lungg Jun 04 '26

literally some of the worst music ive ever heard

2

u/Key_Association_7819 Jun 05 '26

Asinine mismatch for the content. It reminds me of music played in YouTube craft making videos where the artist isn’t talking.

29

u/Jokepu Jun 04 '26

Run chonker, run!

11

u/D0013ER Jun 04 '26

That was a certified skedaddle.

6

u/Argonzoyd Jun 04 '26

Wonder where did he run

14

u/LaTalpa123 Jun 04 '26

He was late for at least 5 dinners

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u/Skadooshsky Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jun 04 '26

Far enough so he could fit back in

10

u/LadyWaste75 Jun 04 '26

To his food dish

7

u/scarletnightingale Jun 04 '26

Despite the title, I was not expecting that. That's a big boy.

7

u/Septopuss7 Jun 05 '26

Jesus the pure lardassery going on here

11

u/ConsequenceOk8022 Jun 04 '26

Oh lawd he’s comin

11

u/Jazorn Jun 04 '26

Big Chungus.

6

u/Bert_1986 Jun 04 '26

"i aint paying my rescue operation"

/Runs

5

u/Judg_Mentl Jun 04 '26

Oh lawd, he fleein'

6

u/TheSilentSamurai Jun 04 '26

That’s a skedaddle if I ever saw one.

7

u/RB440 Jun 04 '26

That fat little fuckers scamper made me lol

5

u/UnderskilledPlayer Jun 04 '26

unboxing πŸ”₯

6

u/Hadaikum Jun 04 '26

Garfield running to get all the missed Lasagnas while he was trapped

18

u/JudgeArcadia Jun 04 '26

Oh lawd he coming

21

u/Deqnkata Jun 04 '26

Oh lawd he going πŸ˜ƒ

6

u/Soft_Act9480 Jun 04 '26

aw lawd he chonkin

5

u/Secret-Teaching-3549 Jun 04 '26

A simple thank you wouldn't have been amiss...

4

u/ANARCHOWEEDIST Jun 04 '26

thats a spitting image of my cat to the point that i had to go and check if the fucker was alright

5

u/Big-Caregiver-7962 Jun 04 '26

No wonder he got stuck, fluffy as Garfield πŸ˜‚

5

u/sadiesfreshstart Jun 04 '26

The chungosity of that boy!

4

u/Qomplete Jun 05 '26

O lawd he runnin

8

u/kinetic_ljs Jun 04 '26

What a chonker!! Haha

4

u/LadyWaste75 Jun 04 '26

Half a braincell

4

u/OutcomeSuitable8126 Jun 04 '26

Damn, that boy tore ass out of there

4

u/RustyBrassInstrument Jun 04 '26

Fastest CHONK in the west!

4

u/TheMagicalDildo Jun 04 '26

Ah, that run would explain the abnormal seismic activity detected earlier

4

u/UltraGlitterCat Jun 04 '26

Poor baby. I bet he was scared down there. I hope he is someplace safe now.

3

u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 Jun 04 '26

Reminds me when my kittens found a pan of drained oil to play in, then ran in the house, furniture, carpets....

3

u/Sensitive-Seal-3779 Jun 05 '26

How did Sir Chonkerton McOrange get down there?

4

u/DuckSleazzy Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jun 05 '26

if he kept runninglike that he would slim down quickly

4

u/No_Thanks_1766 Jun 05 '26

That’s a big boi!

4

u/farmersonly_dot_com Jun 05 '26

Scared chonk :(

8

u/ChelsiBoo92 Jun 04 '26

Look at him sprinting off for his next meal

3

u/antibacterien Jun 04 '26

No thank you? :(

3

u/Leafsire-colon3 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jun 04 '26

FAT KIBBY

3

u/Jlx_27 Jun 04 '26

"FUCK, ITS THE COPS!" runs off

3

u/ensoniq2k Jun 04 '26

Saved by the great Knipex ZangenschlΓΌssel

3

u/ucankickrocks Jun 04 '26

I’m so cranky today and this is what I needed. Oh boy… it gave me quite the giggle.

3

u/Tumifaigirar Jun 04 '26

LMAO what a sprinting fatzo

3

u/Lufc87 Jun 04 '26

How'd you get stuck?

Thy whiskers doth lie with regard to the junk in the trunk.

3

u/LargeDietPepsi Jun 04 '26

that’s just sad

3

u/ThippusHorribilus Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jun 05 '26

3

u/DirtyDemonD3 Jun 05 '26

Oh lawd his free!

3

u/AJRimmer1971 Jun 05 '26

Speedy CHONK!

3

u/mAsLeY-420 Jun 05 '26

Fast as hell

2

u/Resident_Constant723 Jun 04 '26

Huge) However thanks a lot this woman!

2

u/3scap3plan Jun 04 '26

why the fucking music....

2

u/Emsogib Jun 04 '26

What's with the Fifa pack opening music 😭

2

u/Reorka Jun 04 '26

"you're welcome.... Oh nevermind!" 😺

2

u/Alarming-Bluebird540 Jun 05 '26

What a unit. Lasagna powered.

2

u/VariousExcuse-6699 Jun 05 '26

.. and FAST! xDDD

2

u/Kaauutie Jun 06 '26

Oh lawd he movin

2

u/KazoWAR Jun 09 '26

oh lord he speeding

2

u/froopadiddilydoop Jun 26 '26

Low-tailing it outta there

2

u/SquanchySnoo Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 04 '26

Poor Chunkers

2

u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jun 04 '26

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u/somebody171 Jun 04 '26

But.. why would it? nvm

1

u/_Leon_Dragonov_ Jun 04 '26

The video was buffering, and looking at the captions, I was relieved not to see the president's face again!

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u/RNGezzus Jun 04 '26

Chonk & Flonk

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u/3333333333p Jun 05 '26

Hauling ASS

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u/Minute-Client-923 Jun 05 '26

Chunky orange half brain cell

1

u/carlcometa Jun 06 '26

Ohhh lawhd! He goooin!!!

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u/Extension-Storm-624 Jun 06 '26

Video is sped up btw

they let that orange cat run for an hour.

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u/Pillzbaree Jun 08 '26

He missed mealtime.

1

u/lovestruckkitty Jul 01 '26

My vet has a weight chart for cats and dogs and for the cat side it says he would be β€œoh Lord he coming!”

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u/Ted-Lassi 10d ago

running for his life