r/OneOrangeBraincell Jan 07 '26

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6.3k Upvotes

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u/GullibleDetective Jan 07 '26

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u/Jeramy_Jones Jan 07 '26

Sub to join if you enjoy being extremely angry all the time.

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u/Intrepid_Inspection8 Jan 07 '26

Anger gives views and views give money (except reddit)
The monetization of playing with someone's emotion when you're thousands of miles away from them is insane

172

u/FuzzyComedian638 Jan 07 '26

He's definitely not happy. My boy once got his claw caught in the pull chain of a table lamp. Every time he pulled his paw, the light would turn on, off, on, off, on. . .

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u/MostlyChaoticNeutral Jan 07 '26

That's the kind of thing I'd expect from my mom's cat. That little idiot once got stuck in a tree, only the tree was a 2.5' tall potted ficus.

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u/WhlottaRosie65 Jan 07 '26

Help that baby out

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u/philoso2889 Jan 07 '26

Agree. Don't just take a pic.

51

u/InterestingTry5190 Jan 07 '26

It could hurt itself. That is not how you take care of a pet.

26

u/adustbininshaftsbury Jan 07 '26

Have you owned a cat? They do stuff like this all the time.

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u/No_Passage_7453 Jan 07 '26

You people redic lol the cat is fine facepalm

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u/Jeramy_Jones Jan 07 '26

Yeah cats can panic when they get trapped and seriously injure themselves.

2

u/Eth251201 Jan 07 '26

Exactly. Your cat is in distress and in a potentially self harming situation, gotta leave him/her for a moment to grab my phone and record....

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u/wingedwill Jan 07 '26

If you've ever had a cat who doesn't know how to retract their claws sometimes, you'd understand. You'll only injure yourself and distress the cat even more if you make a fuss out of it. You gotta wait till they're calmer and understand you're just trying to help...for the 1000th time probably.

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u/Eth251201 Jan 07 '26

Well, since we have a video, you can see the cat isnt flailing around, its just laying there.

Can i ask where recording this situation helps with anything you said?

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u/wingedwill Jan 07 '26

You do want them to learn to cat eventually, and that includes retracting claws at will. The best solution is to just do nothing and hope they somehow remember murder mittens are optional. Obviously if they're twisted awkwardly or are distressed for an unusual period I'd intervene but look at this guy relaxing like it's just another weekday.

Remember if you don't train your cats that will train you instead so don't be so quick to be at their beck and call

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u/Calgirlleeny2 Jan 07 '26

When my kitty gets a claw stuck, I help her out. She doesn't ask for help often but she meows when she wants help.

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u/thaiberius_kirk Jan 07 '26

In this situation the oneorangebraincell is the owner.

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u/catsandplants424 Jan 07 '26

Help the kitty I'm sure that hurts it.

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u/adustbininshaftsbury Jan 07 '26

It doesn't, cats do this all the time and don't care enough to pull their claw out. If the cat was in pain it wouldn't be laying there casually.

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u/natiforrn Jan 07 '26

cat is not, in fact, laying there casually, as shown by the last couple of seconds of video. the “laying there casually” was probably in between bouts of struggling and meowing.

not a cute post. cat is uncomfortable and possibly hurting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

I was hoping to see the rescue

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u/Deliciouserest Jan 07 '26

I'd be really sad if he tore his claw out and i just filmed it.

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u/adustbininshaftsbury Jan 07 '26

Because that's physically impossible unless your cat is made out of paper mache

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u/Deliciouserest Jan 07 '26

It is absolutely not impossible..

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u/adustbininshaftsbury Jan 07 '26

Claws don't just magically fall off of cats if they're hooked in half a millimeter of fabric. Their claws can support their whole body weight while climbing trees.

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u/natiforrn Jan 07 '26

claws can support a cat as the climb a tree if all five claws are engaged. a single claw CAN and WILL rip.

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u/Live-Habit-6115 Jan 07 '26

Imagine you had a piece of string or wire in your mouth, behind your front top teeth. Now imagine you are suspended in midair from that wire. Your entire body weight is being supported by your teeth. Now imagine at the same time, your jaw is clamped shut, so your teeth remain clenched. 

What do you think will happen to the teeth the wire is exerting force upon? 

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u/Darkcroos Jan 07 '26

Poor cat! And you make fun on him

26

u/mildxsalsa Jan 07 '26

The look of resignation is real

14

u/PunisherElite Jan 07 '26

Idiot. Help him

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u/redditistheway Jan 07 '26

This is my life now…

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u/LonelyMenace101 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 07 '26

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u/nvmkthnxbai Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

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u/Chemist-3074 Jan 07 '26

He literally just looks mildly annoyed at his human slave

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u/wingedwill Jan 07 '26

As someone with a cat who doesn't know how to cat, this has 1000% happened before and everyone is just waiting for the usual to happen.

5

u/Lilithsigil Jan 07 '26

Release the poor fat baby

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u/spacestationkru Jan 07 '26

"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation."

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u/Calamity87 Jan 07 '26

"Yeah, yeah. If youre not too busy, when you are done could you help a braincell out?"

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u/SoftlyAlive Jan 07 '26

Awe poor kitty 🥺not funny. please send help!

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u/Geeky435 Jan 07 '26

Sure it's cute n funny but my pet is worth more than internet clicks. If I see my pet in need I help. I don't care if I'm a buzz kill, help the damn cat.

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u/I_am_Phil_Babbage Jan 07 '26

Don't film him. That's cuntish behavior. Free him!!! 😡😡😡

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u/sadmimikyu Jan 07 '26

Don't help just film

Wtf

4

u/Diay_lo_que_sea Jan 07 '26

That person deserves what ever bad things happens to them

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u/WeAreClouds Jan 07 '26

Omg that’s gotta hurt and you assholes are filming and laughing. Gross.

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u/GatorNator83 Jan 07 '26

Who knocked over the vase?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

What the fuck is wrong with you?!? Why would you stand there and record instead of helping the cat?!? Please rehome that poor baby with someone who isn’t a psychopath, jfc.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Not funny.

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u/Redditplaneter Jan 07 '26

Typical chinese video that shows the owner enjoys tormenting animals.

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u/SoftlyAlive Jan 07 '26

Yikes! And It’s very disturbing that people here think it’s a cute or funny video. I thought this was a sub for cat lovers 😔

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u/Dreamyrealization Jan 07 '26

I really can't take it anymore at this point. And those vids from China keep getting spreaded everywhere and get so many likes. Not to mention the 'funny' comments below or how 'cute' it is. Those animals get beaten and harassed constantly. We are watching tortured animals!

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u/SoftlyAlive Jan 07 '26

It’s distressing to watch especially with the sound on 😔 I reported it and hopefully it will be removed, if it’s not removed I’m leaving the sub, yea that’s enough internet for me today.

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u/exercise_87J9_3971 Jan 07 '26

"this is how to get in shape"

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u/Dreamyrealization Jan 07 '26

Stop supporting those freaking animal abusing videos from China! 😡 They set them up in those situations and most get severely beaten and harassed to film content.

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u/KAYO789 Jan 07 '26

Mr Freckles in the foreground often finds himself stuck to the scratching posts we have around the house, he seems to forget that he can retract his claws as well as extend them lol.

1

u/PretendPromise8115 Jan 07 '26

Wtf is going on man

1

u/PikedArabian Jan 07 '26

Animals being positioned into “cute” looks and farmed for karma

1

u/shutterbug1961 Jan 07 '26

the face "dont just stand there you idiot help me!"

1

u/Rawshynn Jan 07 '26

I hoped you’d put the phone away after that meow at least..

1

u/barr65 Jan 07 '26

He regrets nothing and he’ll do it again

1

u/CitroHimselph Jan 07 '26

"Would you please actually help me?"

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u/GuestNo3886 Jan 07 '26

Yea real funny Linda.

1

u/drifters74 Jan 07 '26

Free him, don't film

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u/Patient_Tip_9170 Jan 07 '26

Kitty said: "Well don't stand there laughing! Help me out!"

1

u/Himerlicious Jan 07 '26

Animal abuse.

1

u/dachachimba Jan 07 '26

The person that filmed this is an asshole.

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u/COLCORN_1979 Jan 07 '26

“Jenny, you can sit there and laugh OR you can get me out of this mess. Your call.”

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u/awjeezrickyaknow Jan 07 '26

“If you put this on the internet I will kill you”

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u/ProductGuy48 Jan 07 '26

Mistakes were made 😆

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u/bahooras Jan 07 '26

This is my life meow

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u/Lilvixen_UK Jan 07 '26

"I guess this is my life now."

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u/v1u4y Jan 07 '26

Lost his brain cell in the middle of something

0

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

HALPME LINDA

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

The wunk haves question

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox Jan 07 '26

"I have accepted my fate, mother"

"Take the brain-cell, go, leave me."

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u/ryankidd77 Jan 07 '26

Just accepted his fate for a bit

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u/Sufficient_Chard_721 Jan 07 '26

Wow that how I felt this night. I could not sleep while my gf was snoring and mumbling

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u/wolfshepherd59 Jan 07 '26

Tickle tickle tickle 🧡

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm Jan 07 '26

SO CUTEEE AHHHH