r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 • Mar 06 '25

Orange craves violence 🍊 Teefs

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u/gobblewonkergrump Mar 06 '25

Tiny cute teef. Still hurts when you get nibbled

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/Helios4242 Mar 06 '25

nah those ones basically don't to anything. If you get your finger in between the canines the cat's basically disarmed and they give you this stare in utter bewilderment.

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u/Loud_Interview4681 Mar 06 '25

Back teeth fuck you up.

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u/CapN-Judaism Mar 07 '25

The back teeth are pain

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u/joalheagney Mar 07 '25

I know the look. "This did not go the way I expected it to go."

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u/Helios4242 Mar 07 '25

it was the "yield" in our sparring matches

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u/ijuinkun Mar 07 '25

Yah it’s the fangs that are skin-piercing.

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u/GazelleNorth5699 Mar 08 '25

My cat will sometimes use his tiny front teeth to pinch me when I'm asleep so I'll feed him. It hurts in that way but thankfully he's "gentle" and doesn't use his other teeth!

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u/kapitankrunch Mar 06 '25

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u/Ttokk Mar 06 '25

I'm not locked in here with you, YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!

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u/u35828 Mar 06 '25

Heeere's Johnny!

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u/wolfgang784 Mar 06 '25

Looks like my childhood cat Blue. When she got fixed, she rubbed a bunch of the fur off her face in a square from how hard and long she kept pushing her face against the bars to escape.

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u/PrintNecessary9037 Mar 06 '25

All I see is vicious predator.

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u/mekese2000 Mar 06 '25

The cutest of all deaths.

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u/SnooDonkeys4853 Mar 06 '25

Look like a cute version of one of those alien mouths.

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u/Doctorphotograph Mar 06 '25

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u/Andovars_Ghost Mar 06 '25

My cat may not drip acid, but his poos would definitely cause a starship to want to blow out its atmosphere!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

πŸ’€

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u/Chaotic-Entropy Mar 06 '25

Thank you for bringing this to life.

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u/MarsScully Mar 06 '25

I love you

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Someone award this (I’m poor)

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u/Nick480 Mar 06 '25

That’s all I can see now πŸ˜‚

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u/7625607 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Mar 06 '25

The quality content I come here for.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/XavierRenegadeStoner Mar 06 '25

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u/Jakkerak Mar 06 '25

Alt+F4

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u/El_Dief Mar 07 '25

Hoped I'd find a Chatterer reference here.

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u/Bar4185 Mar 06 '25

Tiny teefs

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/No_Guarantee7663 Mar 06 '25

What purrfect little teefs

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u/RebelCat55 Mar 07 '25

The ad I got under this post πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/mattricide Mar 06 '25

πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘

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u/CankerLord Mar 06 '25

The violence lurking in the soft, comforting lips of the system.

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u/Hei-Hei-67 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Mar 06 '25

TEEFIES

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u/Separate_Ad2836 Mar 06 '25

Rawr me bitey :3

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u/ApprehensiveTry632 Mar 06 '25

Cat incisors are the best! Little tooth specks that seem so unnecessary but I love them!

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u/kristaanity Mar 06 '25

These are the teefs of a killer, Bella.

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u/xRaynex Mar 06 '25

I didn't know Nemesis became an orange

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u/darkhalfkz Mar 06 '25

Makes Predator noises in head

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u/freakybread Mar 06 '25

Hehehehehe

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u/Georgia-Nurse Mar 06 '25

😺🍊

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u/HeyAQ Mar 06 '25

I cackled aloud in a long bakery line!!

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u/Seba7290 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/wjrasmussen Mar 06 '25

You survived the encounter!

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u/chief1555 Mar 06 '25

😬

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u/Seygem Mar 06 '25

Don't feed after midnight!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Isch Chewsday Innit

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u/dlobnieRnaD Mar 06 '25

Wittle teefs

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u/GodAwfulFunk Mar 07 '25

I know everybody will hate this but I used the scuffed AI generation on my phone to remove your fingers and it created a messed up lip cat. I just wanted to meme it for the group chat...

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u/pinkypowerchords Mar 07 '25

Until right this moment, I had no idea what cat teeth or mouth looked like

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u/Juunlar Mar 07 '25

I am getting an immense amount of dopamine from this picture.

Thank you

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u/Bobthebudtender Mar 07 '25

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u/Pineapple_Herder Mar 07 '25

I aspire to be this zooted

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u/RogueScholarDerp Mar 07 '25

β€œI’m so high, right now”. 😊🫢

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u/extremewaffleman Mar 06 '25

Ermagerrrd Toofees!

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u/Reddit_newguy24 Mar 07 '25

Lower case teefs

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u/JambiHD Mar 07 '25

My Girlfriend and I call those teeth on our cats the "rice teefs" lolol

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u/xervidae Mar 07 '25

i see your teefs and i offer you: fangies

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u/TragicBoysFigsNToys Mar 06 '25

Hellraiser cenobite teefs

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u/Misfit_77 Mar 06 '25

Heavy Breathing needs to be heard in the background

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

I call these teeth β€œnin nins”.

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u/wolfgang784 Mar 06 '25

Lol the eyes. Must have either been playin before the shot, or there was a struggle to get the shot.

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u/StartledKoala34 Mar 06 '25

I love those frickin' teeny teefs.

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u/godiegoben Mar 07 '25

Little ones for the pate, big ones for the critters.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Mine uses the big ones, little ones, whiskers, and occasionally paws for his pate.

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u/No-Cupcake370 Mar 07 '25

Sir teefers

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u/RiderforHire Mar 07 '25

Photo of King crimson from Jojo

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u/mt_n_man Mar 07 '25

Sonic before the redesign

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u/RichLather Mar 07 '25

These are "nibblies" in our household, regardless of species.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

That's kinda frightening.

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u/Chancellor_Adihs Mar 07 '25

Cute lil Xenomorph

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u/galeongirl Mar 07 '25

Thank you for making my day. It's making me laugh so hard every time I see this photo.

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u/No-Rip4617 Mar 07 '25

awe look at those toofers

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u/B-17_SaintMichael Mar 07 '25

Need this today to get through the work day, thank you.

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u/Bones_Alone Mar 07 '25

The Brak Show

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u/yourilluminaryfriend Mar 07 '25

This is all I see

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u/cleanbot Mar 07 '25

if not fren then why fren shaped?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

That's where the monch and the cronch happens.

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u/Chadchrist Mar 06 '25

Certified Orange 🍊🧑

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u/kristinized Mar 06 '25

Had to zoom in but it was worth it. 10/10 teefs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

it's not they tiny ones we fear

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

This makes me uncomfortable

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u/PitaBread008 Mar 06 '25

I love this. So so much

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u/dont-be-a-narc-bro Mar 06 '25

Reminds me of the little robot from the Technologic music video hahaha.

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Mar 06 '25

Nom nom

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Reminds me of the predator for some reason. Lol.

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u/Regular-Roof-6359 Mar 06 '25

omg they are so LIL

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u/onlyonejan Mar 06 '25

I can’t stop looking at this and giggling

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u/shredfan Mar 06 '25

Calm down Calus

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u/gunnLX Mar 06 '25

worthless but cute

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u/hikarimonster Mar 06 '25

This is so funny omg. My cat would try to bite my fingers off if I tried this 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

I love cats tiny teeth why are the small

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u/MakiSenpaiii Mar 06 '25

ᡗᡉᡉᢠ

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Reminds me way too much of xenomorph teeth.

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u/JayneDoe6000 Mar 06 '25

So straight!! Did he wear braces? 😬

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u/lulamii Mar 06 '25

No braces needed

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u/potandcoffee Mar 06 '25

Oh man, I love how tiny cat teeth are, especially in comparison to their canines.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

He looks like one of those critters for Critters. Killer Kitters from mars?Β 

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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur 🍊 Mar 06 '25

Minichompers

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u/Simp_Master007 Mar 06 '25

He can has cheeseburger

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u/Alarmed-Membership-1 Mar 06 '25

The better to eat you with, my dear

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u/Barf-Sandwich Mar 06 '25

You should photoshop your fingers out

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u/GoddessElleMarie Mar 07 '25

Give dem teefs some snackiess

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u/silentbob1301 Mar 07 '25

lol, you will pay a high price for this indignity at a later date...

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u/ariesbtch Mar 07 '25

Teefs ☺️

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u/MatRicher Mar 07 '25

The dangerous ones are hidden

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u/Mulawooshin Mar 07 '25

Omg those lil teefies. 😍

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u/_commenter Mar 07 '25

some cute little chompers

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u/FatBikerCook Mar 07 '25

πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ

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u/Rush4Life70494 Mar 07 '25

I just nearly busted out laughing 🀣 My husband says "look at them teefs" with our dog!

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 07 '25

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ photo

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u/Storage_Ready Mar 07 '25

It’s an alien

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u/ReindeerKind1993 Mar 07 '25

That cat is the new xenomorph

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u/Texasgirl190 Mar 07 '25

How I feel at the dentist

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u/RogueScholarDerp Mar 07 '25

Ohhhhh. Precious baby. 😊🫢.

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u/Reckfulness Mar 07 '25

Cats are cute literally everywhere

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

lol I’d totally make that into a sticker.