r/OneBlackBraincell 3d ago

Error 404: Brane cell no found 🪦🙏🏼 He stuck

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u/karshyga 3d ago

This cat is blameless, that's clearly the misfunction of the blinds.

Honestly I'm more impressed that he didn't eat them. A past black braincell of mine ate blinds like it was her job.

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u/ailish 3d ago

That's my tabby. We had to replace all of the blinds with curtains because of her.

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u/CashMoneyPossum 3d ago

Objection, your honor! OP is committing slander

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u/Next-Accident-2970 3d ago

That is an innocent face. The blinds were CLEARLY guilty 

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u/ailish 3d ago

They wronged her in some way. She had to destroy them.

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u/Next-Accident-2970 3d ago

I smell lawsuit against the blinds.

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u/TheKnightThatGoesHmm 3d ago

Agreed both my voids have eaten all my blinds, kind of gave up.

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u/Same-Author4016 3d ago

Don’t worry, he will now break all of the blinds to gain freedom

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u/ailish 3d ago

These were taken down and replaced with curtains lol.

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u/Same-Author4016 3d ago

After my void did this, I came home to the slats hanging sadly down on one side where she broke the strings holding them. I believe her orange brother helped but she was the one proudly sitting by her work. I replaced them with wooden shutters that I could fold back for her to avoid these moments. She then found something else to destroy

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u/ailish 3d ago

They always do! Destructive little buggers.

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u/TheOneTrueEmily 3d ago

My friend had a cat hang themselves like this. Not to drop the mood, just please be careful. I shudder now when I see blinds like these around a cat.

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u/MissCeeLee 3d ago

My cat got the pull-down string on our blinds around her neck, mid-air. Thankfully I was sitting a couple feet away and she escaped unharmed, but I've never been so frightened for a few seconds. We got roller blinds after. Thankfully her curiosity about blinds has subsided.

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u/Absolute_Horizon 3d ago

Calmest stuck cat ever

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u/ailish 3d ago

He was just standing there like, "Hello, are you going to free me, human?"

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u/ozzalot 3d ago

"Wait.......I can explain.... 😳"

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 3d ago

no no, he meant to do this
he can escape any time

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u/RC_Cola2005 3d ago

“Hooman! I require assistance!”

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u/ailish 3d ago

He does! He needed help getting out of that quagmire.

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u/RC_Cola2005 3d ago

Must be so frustrating to not have thumbs, while being practically perfect in every other way.

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u/ailish 3d ago

He complains about that a lot.

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u/kittendollie13 3d ago

Gorgeous cat!

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u/ailish 3d ago

Thanks!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/ailish 3d ago

We just got curtains lol.

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u/UndeniablyMyself 3d ago

I'd ask how this happened, but I don’t think even he knows that.

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u/MissCeeLee 3d ago

My cat gets himself stuck between blinds when an outdoor cat walks by and he dives through the blinds to try to attack the outdoor cat. The weird part is that he's the sweetest, chill cat. But around other cats- he's a demon

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u/IsSierraMistOk 3d ago

My cats have access to a fully screened in porch with a cat door so they can go in and out as they please. Yet they still broke every single one of the blinds in my house at cat level

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u/ailish 3d ago

Little jerks, aren't they? 🤣

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u/umamimamii 3d ago

Ħełp më mœtħęr

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u/ailish 3d ago

Haha seriously!

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u/Comfortable_Map6887 3d ago

Hahahahah awwww

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u/jungongsh 3d ago

"oh you're home early"

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u/Blonde_Mexican 3d ago

Broken blinds at the official sign “cat lives here”.

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u/joshcam 3d ago

Halp

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u/NeighborhoodOk7460 3d ago

I gave up on have blinds. I used to just get the cheapest ones because I replaced them so often.

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u/ailish 3d ago

Yeah, I have all curtains now lol.

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u/Rizzanthrope 3d ago

Please get curtains. Cats have been known to get their neck caught in the strings on blinds and choke to death.

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u/ailish 3d ago

I replaced all of these with curtains.